Newgrounds and kids.

[Twilight]

Yesterday on Stickam, a certain someone left his mic on while on cam. I didn't notice until a baby started crying. The child kept on crying, and the NG user kept saying "Do you want a slap sandwich?"

I heard the baby say no, and after several minutes of crying and negotiating, the NG user cracked and yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP". I laughed. A few minutes later he noticed his mic was on. Quite the embarrassed one he turned into. Leads me to believe that most of you probably act this way, seeing as I do the same. I don't curse at kids though. I kindly tell the to go away.

How do you handle kids?

[YahooAnswers]

I abuse child abusers.

[PrawDuhJee]

Give 'em a few Tylenols and you'll never hear a peep.

[Dry-Ice]

Was it wade :o

jk

Raising children is probably the most difficult thing you can ever do, it's effectively taking a screenshot of who you are as a person and pasting it onto a blank canvas. I still hold to the opinion that people are who they are because of their parents and their upbringing.

[iateamexican]

At 6/20/09 12:46 PM, Twilight wrote: How do you handle kids?

Why dont you take a seat?

[maddskill]

I'm only 14...but I love little kids!

[frencho]

4 years old or less: i hate them, but i dont treat them badly.(although, i punched a baby once, it was being a jerk)
10 years old: if they are nice, i'll be nice.if you bother me, i'll break your neck.
16 years old:keepin' respect, unless its a douche/bitch.
older then 16:most of my friends are of that age.
any questions?

[Proottalfain]

I don't have to handle kids. I'm the youngest in my family on my mother's side, and I haven't seen anyone from my father's side for 6 months. The only kids I have to endure are the neighbors' kids, and they only walk on my lawn during the Winter.

[DrClay]

At 6/20/09 12:49 PM, Dry-Ice wrote: Raising children is probably the most difficult thing you can ever do, it's effectively taking a screenshot of who you are as a person and pasting it onto a blank canvas. I still hold to the opinion that people are who they are because of their parents and their upbringing.

Its even harder at young age, like when your in your teen years. I never understood why couples want to have sex, kids, or just sex and have a kid by accident, so soon.

[RyanTime2]

At 6/20/09 12:48 PM, YahooAnswers wrote: I abuse child abusers.

Same.

[Soapbubble]

How old kids are we talking?

[Twilight]

At 6/20/09 12:54 PM, Soapbubble wrote: How old kids are we talking?

Well the kid that was crying was 4.

I kinda feel bad for my mom, she is just now learning the dangers of raising teenagers that don't get along. Me and my sister are always fighting, yelling, cursing, I don't see why anyone would want kids.

[1Tyla1]

I tell them to grow up and stop being childish.

[Hoeloe]

At 6/20/09 12:46 PM, Twilight wrote: Yesterday on Stickam, a certain someone left his mic on while on cam. I didn't notice until a baby started crying. The child kept on crying, and the NG user kept saying "Do you want a slap sandwich?"

I heard the baby say no, and after several minutes of crying and negotiating, the NG user cracked and yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP". I laughed. A few minutes later he noticed his mic was on. Quite the embarrassed one he turned into. Leads me to believe that most of you probably act this way, seeing as I do the same. I don't curse at kids though. I kindly tell the to go away.

How do you handle kids?

I was there. I was actually appalled at how the guy was shouting at a little kid because he was crying. Kid's cry people, until they are about 5, when they should have learned at least some control. But I think this is in order:

Authorities are being contacted.

[RKthrilla]

I couldn't handle raising children..

I remember that guy yelling at the kid lololol

[Sawke]

WTF is WRONG with you how can you laugh when someone is threatening a child like that? you're way worse then him.

[dx5231]

I ignore the kids

[Sensationalism]

I love kids! Kids and animals, those are my weaknesses.

[Foreshadow]

Any man can make a child, but few can raise one.

[mystro]

you are a kid lmao

little babbies

[RedDreadSky]

$1 giant jawbreaker=4 days of peace and quiet

[Twilight]

At 6/20/09 01:43 PM, Sawke wrote: WTF is WRONG with you how can you laugh when someone is threatening a child like that? you're way worse then him.

Damn straight I am.

Fuck kids.

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 6/20/09 12:46 PM, Twilight wrote: How do you handle kids?

Throw them down the staircase

[Jonny879]

At 6/20/09 02:15 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/20/09 01:43 PM, Sawke wrote: WTF is WRONG with you how can you laugh when someone is threatening a child like that? you're way worse then him.

Damn straight I am.

Fuck kids.

without children the human race would become extinct. and if your parents had the same views on childern you'd never be born so be a little greatful

[Twilight]

At 6/20/09 02:22 PM, Jonny879 wrote: without children the human race would become extinct. and if your parents had the same views on childern you'd never be born so be a little greatful

Grateful for what?

I appreciate my parents, and my mom once told me that I was supposed to be an abortion. Does not change my views on kids 5 and under.

[Jonny879]

At 6/20/09 02:26 PM, Twilight wrote:

Grateful for what?

I appreciate my parents, and my mom once told me that I was supposed to be an abortion

why the hell did they tell you that? that's like saying to a child "oh your father was a rapist" or "your mom died after she gave birth to you" you don't tell a child that

[Sysko]

At 6/20/09 12:46 PM, Twilight wrote: How do you handle kids?

If they're nice, I give 'em candy. If they're bad, then I punch their mothers in the ovaries for having them.

[Twilight]

At 6/20/09 02:30 PM, Jonny879 wrote: why the hell did they tell you that? that's like saying to a child "oh your father was a rapist" or "your mom died after she gave birth to you" you don't tell a child that

I asked.

[JennaRose]

I can't stand children.
I think it's mostly their peppiness, and lack of knowledge that bothers me...

Usually when I'm around children though, I'm extremely nice to them.

[Neenja-SkLz]

ignore or tell them to buzz off.