Get the cake 2!

[Skulsta]

You wake up to find yourself in a dark room. You slowly regain consciousness and notice a small light on the floor, you approach it to find it is coming from a torch. You pick up the torch and look around to find yourself in a small room, 3 walls are a normal house wall while the 4th is brick. The floor is concrete and the ceiling appears to be plaster. You look around to see nothing else but an axe and a small note. It reads:

Welcome to the secret room.
Escape quickly or you will die
Freedom lurks behind the bricks
Or is the cake a lie?

You realize you got into the room by being left in here and while you were unconscious the brick wall would have been build therefor there must be a door on the other side. You try the axe against the wall but the bricks are far too hard against the rusting axe.

There must be another way to go through this brick wall.

But how?

The wall is completely solid and has set completely.
The axe and torch can be disassembled.
The other surrounding walls can be broken abut that will not lead to the cake.

The winner gets cake.

[Porkchop]

I already have cake.

[speeling]

The cake is a lie, therefore, there is no use of getting the cake at all.

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

Oh, these never get old.

[SeaBoundRhino]

Cut the torch in half with the axe. Two halves make a hole. Climb through the hole to get the cake and freedom.

Misspelling intentional.

[Skulsta]

At 6/20/09 11:47 AM, kapook wrote: I win

There is no door in the ceiling, it is a plain ceiling.

[NinjaDonut]

Buuuuttt buttt THE CAKE IS A LIE.

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anus

[Skulsta]

At 6/20/09 11:50 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Cut the torch in half with the axe. Two halves make a hole. Climb through the hole to get the cake and freedom.

Misspelling intentional.

But now you cannot see the hole as there is no light. Also it is impossible to cut it in half with no little bits flying off therefor it is not 2 halves but many tiny shards.

[pyromaniac616]

You use the axe to unscrew the screw on the torch, then you hardwire the resistor to disable it, amplify the current, remove this from the torch, then place it on the wall and turn it on, and hold it in place. It will rapidly heat up, causing the metal of the axe to soften, and the wall to be over set, and start to crack. You then scrape the soft axe on the wall, breaking the tip and revealing the dull, yet un rusted internal metal, which you can then sharpeng using the hard wall. Once it is sufficiently sharp, you hit the cracked portion until it breaks, then you climb through, eat the cake, and escape.

[wobbo]

just climb over the wall between you and the cake

[Skulsta]

At 6/20/09 11:53 AM, pyromaniac616 wrote: You use the axe to unscrew the screw on the torch...

And how the hell are you supposed to unscrew a tiny little screw with a huge fucking axe? It is too big and thick.

[somemember]

I'd first press PAUSE, then push up, up, down,down, left, right, left, right, A, B, B, A, START, then I can easily phase through the wall.

Or is that 99 Lives?

[RKthrilla]

At 6/20/09 11:59 AM, kapook wrote:

PS. In my picture,Im eating my own shit.

That's hot.

[Spartan907]

Now I'm thinking with portals.

[Cybersief]

You never said how strong he was. ;D Therefore I clearly win.

[Spartan907]

At 6/20/09 11:54 AM, wobbo wrote: just climb over the wall between you and the cake

There are no gaps between the rooms wall/ceiling and brick wall.

[Spartan907]

At 6/20/09 12:09 PM, Cybersief wrote: You never said how strong he was. ;D Therefore I clearly win.

No because the person in the room is you.

And no man on NG can punch through a brick wall.

My idea wins.

[reviewer2]

A PHYSICAL, STURDY OBJECT OF LARGE MASS IS NOT ENOUGH TO KEEP ME FROM CAKE.

not all caps

[homor]

you know what? FUCK IT.

day after day i spend in your Ms-Paint worlds, trapped inside horrid, lonely boxes of nothingness, tempted by this sugary poorly drawn hunk of shit you dare to call "the Cake".

i spend MONTHS trying to come up with ways to use the confusing and downright USELESS tools you ASSHOLES give me.

then, when i finally, after months of hard work and labor finally get out of the horrid, lonely monsters of enclosed spaces and reach that stupid fucking cake, you OP's as you call yourselves pick me up, and TOSS ME BACK INTO THOSE AWFUL PLACES.

and why do i do all this!? why?! if you haven't noticed, i HATE cake, i hate the taste of it, i hate the mere MENTION of it. it DISGUSTS me.

do i do it for your own pleasure? for the 5 seconds of enjoyment you get out of screaming "i solved the puzzle!" before forgetting about and moving on to the next mundane time killing task?

no.

i do it all for one, simple, reason.

[CHP]

At 6/20/09 11:52 AM, Skulsta wrote:

At 6/20/09 11:50 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Cut the torch in half with the axe. Two halves make a hole. Climb through the hole to get the cake and freedom.

Misspelling intentional.

But now you cannot see the hole as there is no light. Also it is impossible to cut it in half with no little bits flying off therefor it is not 2 halves but many tiny shards.

Take off the axe head, place it on the axe and chisel it with the torch until it breaks. Take the axes parts, 3 thirds make a hole, look at the hole with the torch and climb through and eat the cake. Then walk away in slow motion and press a random detonator you found making the building explode while wearing awesome sunglasses.

[homor]

you know what? FUCK IT.

day after day i spend in your Ms-Paint worlds, trapped inside horrid, lonely boxes of nothingness, tempted by this sugary poorly drawn hunk of shit you dare to call "the Cake".

i spend MONTHS trying to come up with ways to use the confusing and downright USELESS tools you ASSHOLES give me.

then, when i finally, after months of hard work and labor finally get out of the horrid, lonely monsters of enclosed spaces and reach that stupid fucking cake, you OP's as you call yourselves pick me up, and TOSS ME BACK INTO THOSE AWFUL PLACES.

and why do i do all this!? why?! if you haven't noticed, i HATE cake, i hate the taste of it, i hate the mere MENTION of it. it DISGUSTS me.

do i do it for your own pleasure? for the 5 seconds of enjoyment you get out of screaming "i solved the puzzle!" before forgetting about and moving on to the next mundane time killing task?

no.

i do it all for one, simple, reason.

[homor]

At 6/20/09 12:17 PM, homor wrote: Whoops.

oops. double post.

):

[Skulsta]

At 6/20/09 12:16 PM, CHP wrote:

At 6/20/09 11:52 AM, Skulsta wrote:

At 6/20/09 11:50 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Cut the torch in half with the axe. Two halves make a hole. Climb through the hole to get the cake and freedom.

Misspelling intentional.

But now you cannot see the hole as there is no light. Also it is impossible to cut it in half with no little bits flying off therefor it is not 2 halves but many tiny shards.

Take off the axe head, place it on the axe and chisel it with the torch until it breaks. Take the axes parts, 3 thirds make a hole, look at the hole with the torch and climb through and eat the cake. Then walk away in slow motion and press a random detonator you found making the building explode while wearing awesome sunglasses.

How did you remove the axe head without smashing the wood? Which is almost impossible to break, if you have ever seen an axe the wood is VERY sturdy and hard to break, practically impossible to smash. Let alone cut.

[CHP]

At 6/20/09 12:21 PM, Skulsta wrote: How did you remove the axe head without smashing the wood? Which is almost impossible to break, if you have ever seen an axe the wood is VERY sturdy and hard to break, practically impossible to smash. Let alone cut.

BUT you said it was a rusty axe, so the wood must be slightly rotted also if it has been rained on. There fore making the axe head easy to remove and the axe handle easy to cut.

[iateamexican]

The mystery grows ever larger..

[flashwarrior]

Fuck the cake behind the wall, break the plaster walls, leave, sell the rusty axe for extra money, then buy a whole cake instead of some shitty slice.

[DaveMan-CI]

Oh hai dar

[Skulsta]

At 6/20/09 12:27 PM, flashwarrior wrote: Fuck the cake behind the wall, break the plaster walls, leave, sell the rusty axe for extra money, then buy a whole cake instead of some shitty slice.

When you break the walls you discover to find a large gap between you and another wall ahead of you too far to jump, and below is a long drop that falling down will kill you. There is no way out that way, the only way is through the door on the other side of the brick wall.

[Skulsta]

At 6/20/09 12:24 PM, CHP wrote:
BUT you said it was a rusty axe, so the wood must be slightly rotted also if it has been rained on. There fore making the axe head easy to remove and the axe handle easy to cut.

The state of the axe head has nothing to do with the handle.

[iateamexican]

At 6/20/09 12:36 PM, Skulsta wrote:

At 6/20/09 12:24 PM, CHP wrote:
BUT you said it was a rusty axe, so the wood must be slightly rotted also if it has been rained on. There fore making the axe head easy to remove and the axe handle easy to cut.

The state of the axe head has nothing to do with the handle.

The axe head is attached to the handle. If the head is rusty, the handle is hardly going to be pristine.