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I have 10 Dexterity. Can I escape the Dread Gazebo?

can I join?? (shoulda asked first)

Is the dodecalicious really as powerful as Frydo makes it seem?

Well done if you understood that.

How the fuck do you play D&D?

being as I am a blackguard with 11 wisdom, I roll 12, do I successfully take control of the lich?

D&D is still around?

im surprised they havent moved it to the internet yet

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!!!
Name: Killer Ed.
A level 90 Evil Rogue Warrior.
150 strength
92 Dexterity
116 Intelligence
74 Wisdom
Over 9000 Charisma.
You bitches are fucked.

Okay, so I was playing a while back with a Gnome Barbarian, and we were fighting a large creature. I wanted to do a called shot to the genitals with my heavy flail and asked if I should make a jump check. I was informed by my DM that I needed to grapple the creatures legs, and then climb up.

Which was correct?

I wanna attack the darkness. And also, do you have a girlfriend?

Do you anally rape the players when they fuck around?

At 6/20/09 03:41 PM, Toukeman wrote:

At 6/20/09 03:28 PM, Adio wrote:

At 6/20/09 02:36 PM, Toukeman wrote: What class and alignment am I again? I forgot.

Lawful Neutral Paladin

Scratch that, you're lawful good.

Damn I thought I was a Truly Neutral Rouge... -_-

I rolled a 13. Do I slay the undead fire mage?

Seeing as how you're a Wizard, and you didn't select a spell to cast, you attack him with your staff...

You do 4 damage.

At 6/20/09 09:37 PM, killer0ed wrote: A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!!!
Name: Killer Ed.
A level 90 Evil Rogue Warrior.

Lolno

At 6/20/09 08:58 PM, JKMonkey wrote: D&D is still around?

im surprised they havent moved it to the internet yet

They have. I play online a lot actually.

At 6/20/09 04:02 PM, andhination wrote: How the fuck do you play D&D?

Roll some dice, describe some shit, rage when you make a stupid decision or roll badly.

At 6/20/09 03:51 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I have 10 Dexterity. Can I escape the Dread Gazebo?

what is this i dont even

At 6/20/09 10:08 PM, blakemo wrote: I wanna attack the darkness. And also, do you have a girlfriend?

*sigh* Roll to hit. Also, I HAD a girlfriend. It ended badly.

At 6/20/09 10:17 PM, Falconpunchr wrote: Do you anally rape the players when they fuck around?

Nope, I usually just ragequit. Also, oops, replied to the wrong tab.

At 6/20/09 09:47 PM, Wonko-the-Sane wrote: Okay, so I was playing a while back with a Gnome Barbarian, and we were fighting a large creature. I wanted to do a called shot to the genitals with my heavy flail and asked if I should make a jump check. I was informed by my DM that I needed to grapple the creatures legs, and then climb up.

Which was correct?

Missed this one.

Well, depends how many ranks you had in skill: jump. The higher it is, the higher you can jump. If it was high enough, you could have leaped to ball crushing victory.

Where do you play D and D Online? Sounds fun. You know, 'cause I'm a nerd :3, and additionally: is that lich dead from my mighty strike into its nutsack?

Argon of the 9 Secks
level 13 spellblade

strength 35

dexterity 15

Intelligence 25

Wisdom 18

charisma 10

I'm a Level 6 Cleric, human, currently in a campaign fighting an undead town. Under a curse that disallows useage of Bless, Turn Undead. Screwed or not?

How far into the campaign will we need to go before my Dwarf Fighter can withstand practically any trap he sets off?

Constitution stacking is the way to go?

I played once, it was ok but I was around 7 then so I couldn't grasp it really.

My Uncle told me once about when he used to play, in one game they chased a guy and the guy ran and dropped a bag. The bag was a hole into another world covered in sand so my Uncle got some people to dig it out and there was a giant city underneath.

Awesome.

What would you call a bag like that?

What is love?

I rolled an 8, how many plunges do I get to unclog the fucking toilet?

At 6/20/09 11:03 PM, flashwarrior wrote: Where do you play D and D Online? Sounds fun. You know, 'cause I'm a nerd :3, and additionally: is that lich dead from my mighty strike into its nutsack?

It's a pretty simple thing. You have to know how to play though. I can get a few people together, and run a one-shot so people can learn.

At 6/20/09 11:06 PM, FloppyPlops wrote: Argon of the 9 Secks
level 13 spellblade

Stopped reading here.

At 6/20/09 11:18 PM, Podburrys wrote: I'm a Level 6 Cleric, human, currently in a campaign fighting an undead town. Under a curse that disallows useage of Bless, Turn Undead. Screwed or not?

Very screwed.

At 6/20/09 11:27 PM, Idocreating wrote: How far into the campaign will we need to go before my Dwarf Fighter can withstand practically any trap he sets off?

Constitution stacking is the way to go?

You'd need a good CON and DEX.

At 6/20/09 11:29 PM, Winned wrote: What would you call a bag like that?

Bag of Planar transportation.

At 6/20/09 11:42 PM, uzzan101 wrote: What is love?

A terrible, terrible thing. Also, BABY DON'T HURT ME, NO MOAR.

Ok, im against a bear, a hobo and micheal jackson.

I have a mace which adds +7 to my strength making it 52, I roll two dices and get a total of 11, will I survive?

At 6/20/09 11:49 PM, Hedzshot01 wrote: Ok, im against a bear, a hobo and micheal jackson.

I have a mace which adds +7 to my strength making it 52, I roll two dices and get a total of 11, will I survive?

Seeing as how MJ counts as undead, you'd get a bonus with your mace. Also, 45 strength is bullshit. This isn't an epic level homebrew. The bear is a Dire Bear and the Hobo is just sitting there asking for canned beans and change. He has 197 HP.

You've never heard the Dread Gazebo story? My boyfriend refers to it a lot. Here.

at what floor do i find the dragon at the Disney land castle