I'm not sure if this is against the rules or something, but I found anouther hilarious story from that website! It's on page 9 and it's called "Birthday Present"
"I had been going out with that guy for about two months now and we were on his birthday. As a good lover that I am, we were in his room and I was giving him a nice little blow job as a present. He was still living with his parents but his room was in the basement and was a small quiet place. So I was giving him a blow and while in action, the room door slings open and his father, mother and his two sisters break in with a big birthday cake and are signing, "happy birthday dear Mikeee!!" They were so surprised her mother dropped the cake and stepped back out and closed the door. About 15 minutes later we were at the dining room table and his mother was explaining to us that she was really sorry that she dropped the cake. This was the most embarrassing moment of my life. When I think about it today it really makes me laugh, but at that time let me tell you I would have loved to have been invisible."
Dunno about you, but I was in tears after that! X)
