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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 13:34:45 Reply

At 6/20/09 01:09 PM, fatape wrote: Draw a skinny version of this chick

Done from ref...? Live?!?

What a sad request...
I'll tell something about your art: put on that the face of Halle Berry and I'd be riding dat ass until doomsday.
Nice exercise. Tell what you think of it.
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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 13:36:15 Reply

At 6/20/09 12:17 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:
Talking about "sensible requests"...
GODDAMFUKKIT, Stick figures, that's what you deserve.
Tell at least you loveDen. I can't let go with this to somebody who is not fan of Richard Corben.

Fuckyesss well done. Your illustrations are indeed legendary.
As for your response, I didn't understand a word.


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 13:43:00 Reply

At 6/20/09 01:34 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:
Nice exercise. Tell what you think of it.

haha, this made me lol which I was looking for ;).

also it was done from ref but I made her more "voluptuous"


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 13:43:11 Reply

i love Den, i shall accept responsibility for those who have spent less time than i have loving Heavy Metal.

draw whatever your little heart desires, as long as it's a turtle riding atop a falling nuclear missile as an homage to the end of Dr. Strangelove. maintain realistic scale please.


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 13:47:06 Reply

hitler riding a sperm through a jewish clown riot

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 14:22:30 Reply

At 6/20/09 01:36 PM, JoeTheToucan wrote: As for your response, I didn't understand a word.

HAHaahaha, no shit, I was so beat that I couldn't type anything with sense at all...
Anyway, google it: Den, Richard Corben.

At 6/20/09 01:43 PM, sucho wrote: i love Den, i shall accept responsibility for those who have spent less time than i have loving Heavy Metal.

Aaaahh... Thank heavens...

draw whatever your little heart desires, as long as it's a turtle riding atop a falling nuclear missile as an homage to the end of Dr. Strangelove. maintain realistic scale please.

Sucho asking a drawing from me. Now I know I'm living in BizarroWorld.
At first I was going to draw nothing more than what you asked. But then "my little heart" desired to draw this.
It's tiny, but the turtle riding the big daddy is up there. And she's expecting anxiously for them to fall.
I humbly hope you like it.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 14:27:17 Reply

Draw a woman without curves

and feet

Look at my art!

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 14:44:36 Reply

At 6/20/09 01:47 PM, fishypoo1 wrote: hitler riding a sperm through a jewish clown riot

The NG Art Forum equivalent to the kindergarten toddler before his father saying: "Hey, daddy... Poo-Poo! -giggles-"
I've never been so eager to ban a comission in my own thread (If I could.) You're lucky that I committed myself not to pass on any petition.
Enjoy it. Or not. I don't care.
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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 14:48:13 Reply

Draw something poignant and beautiful.


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 14:57:52 Reply

At 6/20/09 02:27 PM, Captain-Ben wrote: Draw a woman without curves

and feet

As you wish... But I think you just wasted your wish.

None, 0, zilch, cero curves. Damn, even Arcee had round hips and joints...

DINNER BREAK. I'll try to return here ASAP. IF I can't, well, It's been fun.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 14:59:45 Reply

At 6/20/09 12:31 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:
At 6/20/09 09:15 AM, TieSeiT wrote: A walking toast throwing worms.
Aw, shit.
I think I read it wrong.

Yeah, but that's awesome!


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 15:35:44 Reply

Draw this character fighting Chun Li. It can be either a humorous or serious situation, whatever is easier for you. :)


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 15:38:06 Reply

Draw a scantally clad warrior woman fighting off a horde of humanoid insects with a Mace.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 16:06:03 Reply

At 6/20/09 02:48 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Draw something poignant and beautiful.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to draw a sad expression. But that's what came out...
I just wanted to draw differently.
Please, forgive me, Kraig.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 16:18:10 Reply

At 6/20/09 02:22 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:
At 6/20/09 01:43 PM, sucho wrote: i love Den, i shall accept responsibility for those who have spent less time than i have loving Heavy Metal.
Aaaahh... Thank heavens...
Sucho asking a drawing from me. Now I know I'm living in BizarroWorld.
At first I was going to draw nothing more than what you asked. But then "my little heart" desired to draw this.
It's tiny, but the turtle riding the big daddy is up there. And she's expecting anxiously for them to fall.
I humbly hope you like it.

NEXT!!!

in bizarroworld, drawing draws you, AHA.

the turtle, ITS AMAZERING, and so hilarious. turtles are so eager to please. *saves*


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 16:22:59 Reply

Could you draw Niko Bellic fighting with olid Snake.
The winner could be your choice, although I would prefer Solid Snake winning.

Oh! And make Solid Snake carry the Egyptian flag!

Thanks!


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 16:23:21 Reply

At 6/20/09 02:52 PM, ArthurGhostly wrote: Draw something flatulant and beautiful.

...Is that a formal request?
Well, It'd better be.
Hmm... I need to work more on that. With reference. Yup.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 16:28:19 Reply

Draw a crossbreed between a swan and a hippo.


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 17:22:24 Reply

At 6/20/09 03:35 PM, AlexanderTheInsane wrote: Draw this character fighting Chun Li. It can be either a humorous or serious situation, whatever is easier for you. :)

Ooooph... Charater Battles are so exhausting...
Hm, if you allow me some criticsm... Your character Lily... Looks too much like a generic Mortal Kombat character. But I profoundly dislike Mortal Kombat, so ignore my comment if you want. I'd try to make her more distinctive.
Anyway this drawing has been profoundly satisfying. Thank you and I hope you like it.

...aaand... I'm afraid this is good-bye. It's late-night here and I have to go back home.
I apologize to the people who didn't get his request made. I'm sorry. I'll try to be quicker next time.
Leave your impression about my whoring of today here, please.
Good-bye and Thank you.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 18:06:58 Reply

Looking through this thread made my motherfucking day. I am angry that I missed out.


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 18:17:08 Reply

At 6/20/09 05:22 PM, BizarroJoe wrote: Ooooph... Charater Battles are so exhausting...
Hm, if you allow me some criticsm... Your character Lily... Looks too much like a generic Mortal Kombat character. But I profoundly dislike Mortal Kombat, so ignore my comment if you want. I'd try to make her more distinctive.
Anyway this drawing has been profoundly satisfying. Thank you and I hope you like it.

I most certainly do like it! You did a great job! :D

Everyone has their opinions and I can respect that. I'll admit her outfit has some Mortal Kombat influences. When I first designed her almost a year ago I was a big fan of MK. Not much as changed since then with the exception of body proportions and my declining interest in MK. Perhaps it is time I design her a new outfit. :\


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 18:49:04 Reply

a hysterical house wife three months behind on her mortgage payment complaining about the price of gas.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-20 18:58:41 Reply

At 6/20/09 04:06 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:
At 6/20/09 02:48 PM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: Draw something poignant and beautiful.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to draw a sad expression. But that's what came out...
I just wanted to draw differently.
Please, forgive me, Kraig.

Awesome, thank you! =]


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-21 01:17:14 Reply

A naked smurfett riding a cat 9 months pregnant eating papa smurf...that cat that is


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-21 01:28:59 Reply

i dont know if im too late but...

i would enjoy a sexy nude link (from legend of zelda) with a birthday cake in fron of his junk.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-21 01:34:46 Reply

Bill Murray busting some heads in a bar.


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-06-21 02:41:09 Reply

A bear with a tommy gun smoking a cigar surfing on a shark during a high tide. and the bear has to be wearing a fadora. And the sky has to have mario in the background fucking peach. that is all.


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-09-07 07:05:50 Reply

Bizarro Joe style Luna Lovegood.

Checkmate X3.

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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-09-07 07:37:28 Reply

At 9/7/09 07:05 AM, Lunaful wrote: Bizarro Joe style Luna Lovegood.
Checkmate X3.

The day of Joe's whoring has long since passed, you fool.


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Response to Bizarrojoe: Whore For Another Day. 2009-09-12 11:58:58 Reply

At 9/7/09 07:37 AM, JoeTheToucan wrote:
At 9/7/09 07:05 AM, Lunaful wrote: Bizarro Joe style Luna Lovegood.
Checkmate X3.
The day of Joe's whoring has long since passed, you fool.

Oh well. Maybe he'll whore another day.


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