Tonight, after my parents left the house to go to some dumpy jazz club downtown, I decided to have some fun.
So I whipped out some flammable insect repellent and my lighter and got down to business.
First matter of business? My (guitar) amp. After dousing the top of it in bug spray I set it on fire while I played for about ten seconds. It was AMAZING. Right then i discovered I was a fucking pyro.
soon I was rummaging through the bathroom cabinet looking for anything flammable. Unfortunatly the only thing I found was a half used bottle of Purrell. Purrell burns a helluva lot longer than bug spray, and this was about the time I decided to start a fire in a glass bottle. so i got annother lighter, one that could fit in the bottle. It didn't work at first because i couldn't get the lighter down far enough and there weasn't enough oxygen to sustain the fire. So instead i lined the edge of the inside of the bottle with Purrell and shook it till it dripped down the sides deeper into the bottle
I then stuck the lighter in the botle and flicked it on. There was a giant explosion of fire in the bottle and an arm of flame rushed about a foot out of the bottle. The air displaced from the bottle made a "WOOSH!" noise as it came out, and the subsequent fire died quickly due to lack of oxygen. Well naturally the explosion scared the living crap out of me and I dropped the bottle. This kept me ammused for about an hour, until i ran out of purell.
So NG: What should I do next? What's great to set on fire? What should I use?
