[DD] = Dumbass Dorks?

[ChemicalReaper]

Notice the increasingly popular "mailcatch.com" and other temporary "10-minute" e-mails being used to register accounts on NG?

And anybody notice the ever popular (and for some reason DD still finds it amusing) Psycho Duck aneurysm-in-a-flash, epilepsy-inducing shit that is uploaded at least 2-3 times a day?

Something really needs to be done about these. Unfortunately, not enough people blow the whistle on these flashes for the administration to be notified - probably due to the lack of a whistle-blowing option "blam this for complete stupidity".

Now since the administration has done nothing to really stop these, I say we vote some people to an "emergency" moderator status... basically giving us the power to instantly delete or remove those stupid "animations" in the case that either: a) the whistle isn't blown by enough people, or b) there isn't an administrator online to actually review the flash.

I'mma go BLAM me some more Dumbass Dork Dope Ducks... what does "DD" actually mean anyway?

[igott]

Duck Division. It's rather obvious, seeing that they say it in their blogs.

[Jesus-Owns-X]

They want attention and you're helping them.

Good job.

[ChemicalReaper]

Like I said, give me admin/mod powers, and I'll ban the f*ckers.

[Jesus-Owns-X]

At 6/19/09 02:22 AM, ChemicalReaper wrote: Like I said, give me admin/mod powers, and I'll ban the f*ckers.

You mean fuckers?

This would never work because it's sort of wrong. Why censor them? They wanna upload flashes and things that suck? It's their right to do it.

[igott]

At 6/19/09 02:22 AM, ChemicalReaper wrote: Like I said, give me admin/mod powers, and I'll ban the f*ckers.

I would never support a man too afraid to say a word.

[ChemicalReaper]

At 6/19/09 02:25 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote:

At 6/19/09 02:22 AM, ChemicalReaper wrote: Like I said, give me admin/mod powers, and I'll ban the f*ckers.

You mean fuckers?

This would never work because it's sort of wrong. Why censor them? They wanna upload flashes and things that suck? It's their right to do it.

They want to upload stupid shit? Not on my watch.
If I were a mod, I'd say it's MOTHERFUCKING BANSTICK TIME!!

[BetaOrionis]

The way in which you are conducting yourself in this thread makes me want to go 5 some spam.

Stop acting like an imbecile.

[Jesus-Owns-X]

At 6/19/09 02:31 AM, BetaOrionis wrote: The way in which you are conducting yourself in this thread makes me want to go 5 some spam.

Stop acting like an imbecile.

Right.

Stop acting like an idiot. "HURR GIVE ME MOD AND I'LL CLEAN UP THIS SITE"

[ChemicalReaper]

"Blam and protect" really is meaningless then, isn't it. As is the "whistle status". They're just cheap, easy ways for people to get more voting power. You get "Supreme Commander" and a Deity Whistle, and you never do anything again.

Sad, really. People are just so lazy they don't watch a movie or play a game, they just take a guess and vote '5' or '0' and hope to get a free Blam/Protect point.

[darkexecutor]

I'm really concerned about these [DD] submits.

I have been seeing this for days, and they keep coming. Some pass and some others are in obituary. I'm new on this, but I wonder what's this all about.

I was thinking about a new whistle, because the blam condition do not cover things like "Content not according to Title" like in YouTube. Also, a thing I'm concerned is that these submits pass out the judgement easily. I'm even thinking that the minimum rank is not even working: I can see that submits with a score less than 1 (like 0.63) still on the list without being in the verge of death.

It happened like a couple of weeks ago the same thing, and I wasn't able to find someone who moderates the Flash Portal. In fact, there are no FP Mods.

I'm really concerned, because this is rising... and it may become a big problem later.

Hope to see an answer about this.

[Spartan204]

At 6/19/09 02:25 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: This would never work because it's sort of wrong. Why censor them? They wanna upload flashes and things that suck? It's their right to do it.

It's not because they suck, it's just spam. To OP: You're retarded, but you're still pretty new so you are excused for your idiotic ideas.

[EggSnake]

This reminds me of Rapist Regime (RR) dungo from chris beer, where the chipmunks sing Rape Me by Nirvana and then we are treated to a stupid picture with a popular rap song.

He got his account deleted but he made a new one. Go figure.

[EggSnake]

At 6/19/09 03:57 AM, Crbz wrote:
RR wasn't a crew you ignorant piece of shit

It was just a shitty fake tag by me and this other faggot that expired after a week or two

Why does this guy ignore death threats?

[EggSnake]

At 6/19/09 04:59 AM, Crbz wrote:
what the fuck are you talking about you festering piece of shit?

Killing You. Do you Think that I am Fucking with you?

[Phobotech]

Children, everyone...OP...supposed "22" year old, and spammer...chill the fuck out.

This whole thing is pointless.

[EggSnake]

At 6/19/09 05:11 AM, Phobotech wrote: Children, everyone...OP...supposed "22" year old, and spammer...chill the fuck out.

This whole thing is pointless.

I know that. But I had this bad day full of health problems and I gave his crap a bad review, and it turned out that he's a shittalker, and it doesn't seem necessary for him to be here.

[Phobotech]

At 6/19/09 05:15 AM, EggSnake wrote:

At 6/19/09 05:11 AM, Phobotech wrote: Children, everyone...OP...supposed "22" year old, and spammer...chill the fuck out.

This whole thing is pointless.

I know that. But I had this bad day full of health problems and I gave his crap a bad review, and it turned out that he's a shittalker, and it doesn't seem necessary for him to be here.

Don't take out your shitty day on other people, ignore the trolls, and despite the spammers, it's still Everything by Everyone.

[EggSnake]

He started it. It was a legit post then Mr. Spam crawled out of his hole because he heard his name.

[Phobotech]

At 6/19/09 05:18 AM, EggSnake wrote: He started it. It was a legit post then Mr. Spam crawled out of his hole because he heard his name.

Dude, you're twenty fucking two, and you're pulling the "he started it" card?

You're giving the adults on this site a bad rep. Be a man and ignore the pubescent shit if he's pissing you off.

[EggSnake]

I had my dick stuck in your dad.

[Phobotech]

At 6/19/09 05:21 AM, EggSnake wrote: I had my dick stuck in your dad.

You're a part of the problem, not the solution.

[EggSnake]

Everybody this is a perfect example of what goes on here.
One post
One spammer
One fake mod
nothing useful

[Oppugnant]

I lost faith in the Flash Portal long ago.

Now I pretty much visit it maybe once a month.

All the rubbish that passes is just out of control these days. With all the Save Point whores around and whatnot.

[Soapbubble]

The Duck Division? They resubmit, submit stolen stuff, and proxyvote themselves. Isn't it obvious? But what can you do about it? They rarely break any rules, except for the times they submit these indian/turkish songs with swedish text. They're all stolen from the same place, so they have a valdi reason to have their whistle blown.

If you wanna see the source, just google Turkhits.

[EyeLovePoozy]

Nobody is going to get special powers for blamming or deleting. Also, when thread like these popup please realize the cocksuckers that show up in these threads trolling and arguing are the exact people that are trolling you in the flash portal. Don't respond to them or get all angry and butthurt because that is exactly the reason why they troll you in the flash portal in the first place, FOR THE LULZ.

Anybody that isn't a cunt or a hyperventilating twat knows the best way to "help clean up NG" is this.