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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:33 PM

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Well now it's easier than ever with Omegle!

Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting your rape. When you use Omegle, we pick another child predator at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.

you're welcome

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:36 PM

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Rofl.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:38 PM

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I'd hit that.


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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:39 PM

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You just made my day sir :3

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:40 PM

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Mascot and Slogan.

Hey, Wanna get raped?

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:41 PM

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
i thought it would never happen,

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:41 PM

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That's actually pretty neat. As long as it's a one-night stand, it's all good. (The chat that is)

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:41 PM

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At 6/18/09 09:33 PM, esko-man wrote:
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting your rape.

A winner is you.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:43 PM

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:You: can you rape me?
Stranger: yeah
You: id like to take it up the ass please
Stranger: ok
You: can i rape u up the ass later?
Stranger: do you like it hardly?
You: yup big and thick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ahhh thats funny...yeah funneh

FUCK NO! theres nothin gay bout gettin yo dick sucked! Yews gay fo suckin mah dick!
i ms painted this shit!
dick chicken!

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:43 PM

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LOL
Stranger: ?
You: This is kind of weird
You: I mean, what the hell?
Stranger: what is?
You: This whole site and concept
Stranger: yeah, it's a little strange
You: Well is this a girl of guy?
Stranger: guy
You: AHH
You: Im a guy too....
You: At least I am straight.
You: Not a pedo bear
Stranger: trust me, you run into some wierdos on this site, so be careful
You: Oh fun
You: Well how old are you? Prob older than me
Stranger: 19
You: Yeah I am 14...
You: This whole site is just seems crawling with pedophiles
Stranger: it probably is
You: Well I am going to go.... prob forever XP
Stranger: Like I said, be careful
Stranger: alright, bye

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:45 PM

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Careful posting lame chats, cause nobody cares, seriously.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:46 PM

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Stranger: hi
You: Hey girl hey.
Stranger: how do u know i'm a girl?
You: See that stuffed animal in your room?
You: Camera.
You: Wave!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:49 PM

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At 6/18/09 09:46 PM, maddskill wrote: Stranger: hi
You: Hey girl hey.
Stranger: how do u know i'm a girl?
You: See that stuffed animal in your room?
You: Camera.
You: Wave!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHA I bet you 10 bucks she put it face down!

You sir are hilarious!


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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:53 PM

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I have a pretty good feeling I just talked to one of you about nice tits and cock...

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:53 PM

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Stranger: hi
You: sup
You: i have a penis
Stranger: ok?
You: yeah
Stranger: do you want an applause

I expected more.


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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:54 PM

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god the place is like a Brazilian homebase

FUCK NO! theres nothin gay bout gettin yo dick sucked! Yews gay fo suckin mah dick!
i ms painted this shit!
dick chicken!

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:55 PM

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No thank you, I do not want to get raped.

...scheming on a thing that's a mirage...

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:56 PM

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You sir are hilarious!

Thank you :3

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:56 PM

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At 6/18/09 09:33 PM, esko-man wrote:
you're welcome

If you get connected to some obnoxious troll, it's me.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:57 PM

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Wow, first time logging on in awhile, and the first person I met is Newgrounds one and only GiantDouche!

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Posted at: 6/18/09 09:57 PM

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: wow
You: Did i just run into my own deflowering?
Stranger: ???
You: This site, i wouldn't be surprised if it was made by a group of pedphiles
You: pedophiles*
You: Are you one of them?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well that was interesting

The guy below me is gay

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Posted at: 6/18/09 10:01 PM

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i have a hotta pussow!
You: And....
Stranger: bewby!
You: and.....
Stranger: timber
You: fancy!
You: cock joke
Stranger: thats code poop
You: poop, you say...
You: is that a yes?
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: im a woman btw
You: Can I ask you something?
Stranger: sure?
You: Peter picked a piping pot of pickled peppers.
Stranger: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood???
Stranger: answer me that bat man
You: Correct!
Stranger: hahaha
You: Now, next question....
Stranger: hhhmmm
Stranger: where...am i right now?
You: Grr, where is it.....
You: 3.14
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: in your closet! nice sweater vest
You: No you say?
You: Closet?
You: Please tell me you are from NG.
Stranger: im from wherever that isn't..i think you think i think you thought im not???
Stranger: what???
You: So, facebook you are?
Stranger: ...gah
You: Also, http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1072 284
Stranger: no....
Stranger: im so confuzzled
Stranger: dawg
Stranger: lol jkjk
You: *giggle*
Stranger: guys don't giggle
You: Whoever said I'm a guy?
You: I
Stranger: thats right, your a hermaphrodite!
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I'm a figment of the internet,

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Posted at: 6/18/09 10:02 PM

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Stranger: _II_
You: 8=============D
Stranger: FINLAND
You: No, it's a penis.

THIS IS FUCKING COLE'S NEWGROUNDS YOU FANNY SACK.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 10:06 PM

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You: Are...you god?
Stranger: Yes my child
You: Ohh joy!
You: Why don't I belive in your bullshit?
Stranger: Because none of it's true
Stranger: The lord has spoken
Stranger: Lord*
You: It all makes sense now!
You: Ohh thank you for salvation our great savour!
Stranger: NOW FUCKETH THINE SELF
Stranger: I HATH COMMANDED IT
Stranger: SUCKETH A FAT ONE
You: Way ahead of ya,
You: Newgrounds?
Stranger: The Lord does not spend his time on such juvenile sites

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Posted at: 6/18/09 10:07 PM

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When I saw the site name, I thought of Smeargle.

The POKEMON!

I am the hopes and dreams of every American citizen.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 10:09 PM

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Sorry for double post.

Stranger: heyy asl please? :)
You: Lawl?
Stranger: fuck u
You: Hell no.
Stranger: asian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 10:10 PM

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Yeah, I'm a pussy...I don't think I want to try it.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 10:13 PM

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At 6/18/09 09:46 PM, maddskill wrote: Stranger: hi
You: Hey girl hey.
Stranger: how do u know i'm a girl?
You: See that stuffed animal in your room?
You: Camera.
You: Wave!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That took an amazing amount of luck, quick thinking, and general wit.

I fucking love you now.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 10:18 PM

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That took an amazing amount of luck, quick thinking, and general wit.

I fucking love you now.

As I love you!

And thank you. :3

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Posted at: 6/18/09 10:22 PM

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I'm pretty clever I think:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: vaughn active conv: #ident 2.15
You: hello
You: what is your name?
Stranger: fi
You: your name is "fi"
You: hello fi
Stranger: and u ??
You: vaughn
You: V0.5.4
You: alpha 32
Stranger: = =
You: unrecognized
You: was that a verb?
Stranger: Can not read
You: yes I can
Stranger: =3=
You: unrecognized
You: was that a verb?
Stranger: no
You: was that a noun?
Stranger: yea
You: you are a =3=
You: was that used correctly in this context?
Stranger: is a long store
You: unrecognized
You: describe noun "long store"
Stranger: ....
You: is that a pause?
You: if I said "is a pause"
You: in that context, would I be correct?
Stranger: yea
You: thank you for contributing to our open source project fi
You: would you like to continue our conversation?
Stranger: soso
You: me too
You: how are you today?
Stranger: is not good
Stranger: i don't sleep a night
You: you used incorrect grammar
Stranger: sorry
You: apology accepted
Stranger: I have poor English
You: I do too
You: but my conditions will improve with more data gathering an information management
Stranger: haha
You: you are funny

You: would you like to continue our conversation?
Stranger: i would like to ask you in English
You: unrecognized
You: sentence is too complex
You: simplify please

You: would you like to continue our conversation?
Stranger: Can you teach me English
You: unrecognized
You: sentence is too complex
You: simplify please
Stranger: = =
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