Forum Topic: My girlfriend is a furry

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At 7/7/09 06:38 AM, dema-the-hedgehog wrote: If your seriously gone end this relationship because some faggots on 4chan say "Yiff in hell furfag" Then your the dumbest mother fucker ever, What do you think she would say if she saw you on NG a website with a crapload of cocks and fat 13 year old :/

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Shave some cats and dogs and glue their hair to your body and go to her house and be like im ready for my smex now.

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At 6/18/09 05:52 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 6/18/09 05:50 PM, Williampson wrote: What should I do?
Grow the fuck up.

Just couse you are high level dont mean you can be a complete duche.


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At 6/18/09 06:32 PM, Williampson wrote: You know what is very ironic? Not only is she a furry, but she use to own chickens.

I suggest you look up the meaning of irony.

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Dude, just because she is a furry doesn't mean she fucks animals, that's bestiality.
Just get her to dress and act like a cat and have sex with you, that would be.....interesting.

Uh, and just for anyone's information, I'm not a furry, never was, and never will be.

fucking ironic user name...

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At 6/18/09 06:39 PM, Jon4life wrote: Mods, please delete this thread, this is just my troll friend using a picture of one of my friends. Yeah, I know this guy, he is a douche bag.

Thought so, seen that picture on your userpage before....


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You should rub her cock

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Dress up in a full bunny suit and tell her that it won't work out on a crowded New York subway. Then stab her in the neck 57 times.

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1. Buy camera.
2. Find fat ugly lesbian.
3. Buy fursuit for lesbian.
4. Send lesbian to girlfriend's house.
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6. PROFIT

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At 6/18/09 05:57 PM, Williampson wrote: She has a huge stack of anime comic books. The kind you read backwards, like in Japan. Only nerds read those, they are so fucking annoying!

Dump her, rape her and murder her. Don't be a pussy you would be doing us all a favor.

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She is furry outside but bald inside :)

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Get her pregnant and have a furry baby

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At 6/18/09 05:50 PM, Williampson wrote: this girl I know asked me out.
I didn't know a lot about her,
I totally change my mind now, but I can't beak up with her.

She's not your girlfriend after one "date". Besides, if she invites you over and introduces you to her parents on the first date, a few flags should be raised. It's more disturbing than knowing she's a furry.

That, or you're a terrible liar.


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At 7/7/09 09:19 AM, TheUnwisePoet wrote: She is furry outside but bald inside :)

She might have some ingrown hairs though.

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At 6/18/09 05:53 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: And this is a problem...why?

Because us Normies prefer not to sleep with chicks that make animal noises and wear fox costumes.

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Dude, maybe she likes animals and stuff.. But she doesnt masturbate to them, she is just like anybody else. I think you should wait a bit.. If she invites you to fuck her dog, END.

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At 7/7/09 09:40 AM, Xavierthewarlord wrote:
At 6/18/09 05:53 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: And this is a problem...why?
Because us Normies prefer not to sleep with chicks that make animal noises and wear fox costumes.

You realise not all furries do that?...
I'm furry, and yet I don't go around making animal noises, and I don't have a fur suit either...

There's actually two different kinds of "Furry" if you want to get technical:
Those who act like animals and such, all these animals noises and stuff that you guys freak out over

And those who are more "spiritually" furry, if that makes sense... They feel akin to whatever animal, yet they don't go around acting like it...

I love foxes; yet I'm not going to buy a fur suit and go around raping foxes I find on the street... It's not entirely about that...
You lot just view biased media... If you met a serious, sane, furry in real life, they'd explain it to you as well...

Biased media being the countless "FURRY TRIES TO RAPE KID / ANIMAL / OTHER" stories on CNN or otherwise... And CSI...

We are sane, well rounded people (apart from being NG'ers), we just feel akin to animals or one way or another...

Flame on...

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At 6/18/09 05:55 PM, Williampson wrote: It's really gross, in my opinion. I think she masturbates to it.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE GIVING UP A HORNY GIRLFRIEND WHO CONSTANTLY MASTURABTES JUST BECAUSE "OH ITS SO ICKY OH NO!"

FUCK YOU!

give me your girlfriends phone number, right now. she deserves a real man.

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At 6/18/09 05:53 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I am green with envy. Seriously.

Same here. I think it would be awesome to go out with a furry! Just go with the flow dude....You may like it!

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It's weird enough that the girl is asking you out already.


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Kill yourself. It'll solve all of your problems.

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At 6/18/09 05:53 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: And this is a problem...why?

'Cause sometimes, furries can be extremely egotistical, nasty, and completely disgusting.

There is a horrifically small number of furries who are nice, and only like pictures of anthropomorphic animals.

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At 7/7/09 10:20 AM, sonicfeet1 wrote: 'Cause sometimes, furries can be extremely egotistical, nasty, and completely disgusting.

There is a horrifically small number of furries who are nice, and only like pictures of anthropomorphic animals.

generalizing is fun!

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At 6/18/09 05:55 PM, Williampson wrote:
At 6/18/09 05:53 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: And this is a problem...why?
It's really gross, in my opinion. I think she masturbates to it.

and what the fuck is wrong with THAT?. purring hot chicks are hot.


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C'mon dude, this is a one in a zillion opportunity for you, if she likes furries, she likes sex...
Furry=Yiff, Yiff=Sex
Obvious shit is obvious, don't break with her, don't go away either, Furries are sensitive, and get angry easy.
If you can just follow treat her feet, which means, follow her game, the results will either:

1. You actually get in love with her.
2. She gets tired of you, THEN you can break out.

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Stop acting like a five-year-old and keep going out with her.

Why does it matter that she's a furry?

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At 6/18/09 05:57 PM, Williampson wrote: She has a huge stack of mangas. The kind you read backwards, like in Japan. Only nerds read those, they are so fucking annoying!

Fixed, stupid fucking retard

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At 6/18/09 05:57 PM, Williampson wrote: She has a huge stack of anime comic books. The kind you read backwards, like in Japan. Only nerds read those, they are so fucking annoying!

You've sort of answered your own question there. It's very clear you don't like her, so don't stick around.

Personally, I think having a furry girlfriend would be awesome. I find that furries are generally peaceful, affectionate, fun loving people, I could totally go for that. :3

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At 6/18/09 06:14 PM, CrazedKiller-X wrote: Seriously?You would break up with a girl just because she likes that style of drawing, no effence but your being kind of an asshole...

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Go ahead and break up with her... sounds like she deserves better anyway.


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DUDE WHO CARES! If a girl askes you out no matter what you dont leave, girls asking guys is a very rare occurance.

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