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Posted at: 6/18/09 05:50 PM

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Just a yesterday, before the last day of school this girl I know asked me out. I didn't know a lot about her, but I thought what the hell, I guess I'll go out with her. She invited me over to her house, where I met her parents, ect. I walked into her room, and I noticed that she had a lot of drawings of what appeared to be foxes and rabbits. When I looked at them, she was like "oh, I forgot to tell you, I am a complete furry". She chuckled and showed me around more. I felt sick to my stomach, I had made a complete mistake. I totally change my mind now, but I can't beak up with her. What should I do?

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Ask her if she has a penis.

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At 6/18/09 05:50 PM, Williampson wrote: What should I do?

Grow the fuck up.

I've made my mind up, there's going to be trouble.
You should have seen me reading Marx.

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You should, oh, I don't know, grow up?

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Just tell her, im sure since you just left school. She cant bother you again. Well good luck!

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I am green with envy. Seriously.

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And this is a problem...why?

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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bang her once and never call her again?

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Fill her Hot Pocket's with arsenic, you'll be doing the world a favor.

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At 6/18/09 05:53 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: And this is a problem...why?

It's really gross, in my opinion. I think she masturbates to it.

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At 6/18/09 05:55 PM, Williampson wrote:
At 6/18/09 05:53 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: And this is a problem...why?
It's really gross, in my opinion. I think she masturbates to it.

What's the difference between fapping to that, hentai, or porn?

Fucking none. Shut the fuck and look past one god damn thing.

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As long as she doesn't demand fur suits during sex, I don't see what the problem is.

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you do realise that, when she says she's a furry, she doesn't actually mean LITERALLY, right...?


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Why complain.

Yiff that for every ounce of strength you've got.

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So because your girlfriend is a furry you're having second thoughts on dating her? I thought "friends" were supposed to be accepting, let alone "girlfriend and boyfriend".

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She has a huge stack of anime comic books. The kind you read backwards, like in Japan. Only nerds read those, they are so fucking annoying!

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Fuck her with no condom.

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It's not too late! Get the hell out before it IS too late!

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i dont see a problem as long as she doesnt force you to be a furry too and as long as she doesnt do anything you dont want her to do like maybe walk around in a furry outfit and stuff.

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At 6/18/09 05:57 PM, Williampson wrote: She has a huge stack of anime comic books. The kind you read backwards, like in Japan. Only nerds read those, they are so fucking annoying!

Okay, now you can dump her.

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Uhh, can I have your girlfriend?

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She likes lil animals and comics. So what?

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At 6/18/09 05:59 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Uhh, can I have your girlfriend?

Go ahead, she isn't that hot. I mean, I would totally tap that, but now this situation changes everything.

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At 6/18/09 06:01 PM, Williampson wrote:
At 6/18/09 05:59 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Uhh, can I have your girlfriend?
Go ahead, she isn't that hot. I mean, I would totally tap that, but now this situation changes everything.

We'll be the judge of that.

Pics or it di- WAIT LOLO.
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She's not your girlfriend. You just went out with her once. Therefore, you can't break up with her.

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At 6/18/09 05:50 PM, Williampson wrote: I felt sick to my stomach, I had made a complete mistake. I totally change my mind now, but I can't beak up with her. What should I do?

Wait, what does it mean to "beak up with" a furry? I don't know the slang you kids are using these days.

I got to the unintentional pun first, dudes.

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I have an ex who is a furry, its pretty hot. If I were you I would just get over it and notice the other things about her

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Posted at: 6/18/09 06:10 PM

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"Age/Gender: 13, Male"

Put more thought into your lies.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 06:14 PM

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I don't think that's a good enough reason to break up with her.
Every girl has their weird quirks.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 06:16 PM

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Feel misrable cause the only girl to ask you out has a cartoon people-animal porn fedish.

OR

dump her?

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