We were eating lunch earlier and I asked her what she would do if I gave her Arabian Goggles while she was sleeping. She said she would cut my balls off and break up with me.
So coincidentally we fell asleep a few hours later. She just kept laying in my bed and wouldn't get up because she was tired. So after almost two hours of her not getting up, I got an idea. I remembered we had water balloons, the tiny ones that you can fill like 2" wide, sitting in a cabinet in my kitchen. So I filled two of them half full of warm water and tied the ends together.
Luckily for me she's a heavy sleeper. I squatted over her head and slowly lowered the balloons onto her eyes. She didn't wake up right away so I jiggled them around a bit. Eventually she tried to open her eyes.
"What is th- OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING FREAK"
She smacked them out of my hand and one of them burst open on my bed. She looked at my pants and kinda froze in confusion. I was laughing the whole time waiting for her to figure it out. She shook her head and left without saying a word. She looked piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed.
