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Posted at: 6/17/09 10:08 PM

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that's what she gets

Like a Virgin....

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Posted at: 6/17/09 10:11 PM

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Having an hymen doesn't mean you're a virgin. Damn stupid motherfuckers.

I might be frowned upon, but if a woman engages in any sexual act she isn't a virgin to me.

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Posted at: 6/17/09 10:11 PM

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Wow.

Humans are so weird.

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Virginity, lol.

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May the devil claim her soul in the name of God

wtf?


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Posted at: 6/17/09 10:14 PM

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At 6/17/09 10:11 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Wow.

Humans are so weird.

Lol, sounds like something I'd hear from some 12 year old anime obsessed weaboo kid.
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Posted at: 6/17/09 10:18 PM

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"Doctors warned Natalie that there were risks in having the procedure performed repeatedly. For her sixth operation she signed a waiver of all claims and had the surgery performed. Sadly the doctor's fears turned out to be justified as complications arose and Natalie's immune system failed to fight a minor infection she caught during her surgery.

She is now in intensive care, fighting for her life."

I suppose that's her swift punishment for attempting to revert one of Nature's processes.

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Tradition, it kills more people than flies.

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Bitch should've learned, don't repeat that shit.

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kind of like that girl who got 56 stars tatooed on her face, except she's not dying

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At 6/17/09 10:08 PM, MissingNYC wrote: that's what she gets

Like a Virgin....

Creepy, but like the article says, hows does it happen?

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Sucks to be that bitch.

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Posted at: 6/17/09 11:40 PM

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At 6/17/09 10:31 PM, Gustavos wrote: Tradition, it kills more people than flies.

When did flies start killing people?

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At 6/17/09 10:13 PM, ZyklonB wrote: May the devil claim her soul in the name of God

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Posted at: 6/17/09 11:54 PM

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I don't know how this works exactly, but how would this surgery even matter? Restoring something isn't going to change the fact she's had sex, and I also doubt it'd restore any tightness, but I could be wrong.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 12:04 AM

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I bet the husband is feeling really glad right now that he might get to go find a real virgin.

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At 6/17/09 10:18 PM, firemaker60 wrote:
She is now in intensive care, fighting for her life."

I suppose that's her swift punishment for attempting to revert one of Nature's processes.

The bitch deserved it. Guess it comes to show that you don't fuck with nature.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 01:27 AM

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That's uh, weird, to say the least.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 01:33 AM

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Seems like she got what was coming to her...

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Posted at: 6/18/09 03:00 AM

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What an idiot.

It's not like all of a sudden, she's never had sex before. The past still exists.

Her husband is an idiot for not knowing she wasn't a virgin when they married and for being so upset about it. She's an idiot for feeling bad about not being a virgin and having surgery for her douchebag husband. They're both idiots for having her go through the procedure every single fucking year for their anniversary.

Can't say I feel bad for her at all.

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Okay... maybe once, that would appear to be a sweet, loving gesture, but after that it'd just be fuckin' weird.

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After she had to sign a waiver you think she would stop. Guess people ARE as stupid as I thought.

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Posted at: 6/18/09 03:24 AM

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or the husband knew what it was going to do and it was his long term plan to eventually kill her for not being "pure" (geez like any woman is pure) but not be the one holding the knife...!

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Mistakes are mistakes. Something like that is uncorrectable. Move on in life, not endanger yourself.


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Well thats karma at work for trying to fuck with the natural order of things


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Why couldnt've she stick to being aTechnical virgin

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Posted at: 6/18/09 05:12 AM

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Damn..

Don't wish the chick harm, but don't you think that's a bit much?

Least docs are in the clear on this one. :P

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Posted at: 6/18/09 06:12 AM

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