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At 6/17/09 12:07 PM, ScreamsToday wrote:

There's a woman speaking. Women are meant to cook, not report.

Fee.. fi..fo..fum.. Which caveman did you descend from? Get with the times, women have rights now. And no, we are not meant to be stuck in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.

How about YOU get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie?!

Know why your username is ScreamsToday? Because that's what women do. They scream as they're dominated in bed.

So...err...what kinda anime are we talking about?

u fap to naruto, right?

At 6/17/09 12:14 PM, Kagoe wrote: So...err...what kinda anime are we talking about?

u fap to naruto, right?

He's not you, Kagoe.

He's not you...

At 6/17/09 12:17 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 6/17/09 12:14 PM, Kagoe wrote: So...err...what kinda anime are we talking about?

u fap to naruto, right?

He's not you, Kagoe.

He's not you...

BUT NARUTO IS SOOO KEWL AND SASUKE-SAMA IS SO KAWAII!!!!!>.<

Hey. man as long as you do what you love, then you do indeed have a life. I spend all my time playing video games and on the interwebs.

Awesome, you have passed the Ultimate NG Test. Your Reward: Access to the 10k forums. LMAO

At 6/17/09 01:52 AM, GenericName54 wrote: I am a virgin, I spend hundreds of dollar on anime related merchandise, I own a pillow with a half naked anime girl on it, I play MMOs, and I masturbate to images of animated girls.

And this is why you're my Newgrounds Idol :3

Trust me, dude, you are far from being alone on that.

I just don't have as much merchandise as you do...

Yes! you make alot more sense than those people that say "were all gonna die in 2010 any way" at least you know that although you don't have a life style people would want to have, YOU LIKE It and thats all thats really important. and as for you doomsday FUCKS reading this post. I would kindly like for you to go end your life because "your gonna die in 2010 anyway".

At 6/17/09 01:54 PM, Balazeal wrote:

At 6/17/09 01:52 AM, GenericName54 wrote: I am a virgin, I spend hundreds of dollar on anime related merchandise, I own a pillow with a half naked anime girl on it, I play MMOs, and I masturbate to images of animated girls.

And this is why you're my Newgrounds Idol :3

I'm flattered.

I say going out, parting, getting in trouble and getting drunk is no different for wasting your time.

At 6/17/09 01:52 AM, GenericName54 wrote: I am a virgin, I spend hundreds of dollar on anime related merchandise, I own a pillow with a half naked anime girl on it, I play MMOs, and I masturbate to images of animated girls. I play games where the sole purpose is to have a relationship.

:D

And I thought I was alone in this world . . .

Hentai FTW!@!

At 6/17/09 02:03 AM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 6/17/09 02:01 AM, GenericName54 wrote: There's a woman speaking. Women are meant to cook, not report.

This.

GenericName54 for president!

And this.

I spend most of my time on the computer, or playing video games, or listening to music. But I mean, I'm just a stupid kid. But deep down, you will know you need to get a life. Get a girlfriend, start with that.

Meh, all I do is sit in front of the computer all day, I don't own any hentai or look at it either though...

Don't go outside or you'll get sunburt I always say.

You're the very definition of a NG user!

I think you're gonna be just fine here.

At 6/17/09 02:03 AM, RKthrilla wrote:

GenericName54 for president!

You'll get my vote

HAHA LOSER, I have a life... drinking excessively so I can get laid.... *sigh*

At 7/19/09 12:54 PM, zee666 wrote: HAHA LOSER, I have a life... drinking excessively so I can get laid.... *sigh*

Pity thats never even happened yet so you're basically a bigger loser than that guy

Well as long as you enjoy what you do then nothing wrong with it. Stay the way you are and do not let anybody tell you otherwise.

At 6/17/09 01:52 AM, GenericName54 wrote: If you have some weird quirk, people shouldn't criticize you on it, because if everyone was "normal" then the world would be a very, very boring place.

Everyone wishes the world were all or nothing.

The truth of the matter is there's actually a lot of wiggle room in that classification "normal," to be different and interesting. More importantly, within reason, you'll have a sympathetic audience no matter what you do. And if you're upset that people don't eat your shit up, the onus is on you to sell it like it's gold.

dude wtf.how can you mastrubathe on anime girl.wtf.dude.at least watch porn if you jack off.and yeah i quess you realy have no life couse you do that.there s a lot people playing computer all the time but there aren t many as shitty as you

At 7/19/09 01:29 PM, blazonja15 wrote: dude wtf.how can you mastrubathe on anime girl.wtf.dude.at least watch porn if you jack off.and yeah i quess you realy have no life couse you do that.there s a lot people playing computer all the time but there aren t many as shitty as you

Because it turns me on.

At least you admit you have a problem

1st step to getting a life:
GET OFF NEWGROUNDS!

anime characters are my friends because they don't judge me

And the laaaaaanddd of the ffreeeeeeeee, and the homeeeeeeeeeeeeeee of theeeeeee BRAAAAVEEEEE! Welcome to America.

At 7/19/09 02:01 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: At least you admit you have a problem

Heres a suggestion to your problem.

Welcom to NG !

At 7/19/09 02:25 PM, Sekhem wrote: anime characters are my friends because they don't judge me

So ronery ;_;

I'm at camp so...
<insert image of anime paraphernallia here>