The Perfect Murder

[SirNickaroo]

The other day my buddy Micky brought up something that caught my attention. It may be from a move I am not sure, but he said "The perfect way to kill someone would be with an icepick, there wouldn't be any evidence left." It sounded very interesting, but would it actually work?
Any other ideas on how to do the job without getting caught?

[YoshiRacer1]

At 6/17/09 01:50 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 6/17/09 01:46 AM, SirNickaroo wrote:

Any other ideas on how to do the job without getting caught?

I'm more interested on why YOU want to know how to do the perfect murder.

Don't get him aggro. He'll choose you as a victim.

[Generalissimus]

I could help you with that, but my services aren't free. I know all the best ways...

JK don't murder anybody, its illegal!

[claymater]

Whats the difference from a ice pick and a fucking knife when it comes to murdering?!

[D-XN]

But people die when they are killed.

[MemoryCard]

Do you mean like an Icicle?

Well if you go up behind somebody a syringe full of air can stop somebodies heart. If you're killing for fun though why would you want to be clean about it? Just go kill somebody that has no ties to you, nobody will ever suspect you; how could they?

[Nimrod427]

The way I kill people is the perfect murder.

[Hemlok]

At 6/17/09 01:56 AM, claymater wrote: Whats the difference from a ice pick and a fucking knife when it comes to murdering?!

Nothing. His friend doesn't know what he is talking about.

[snapper5]

a weapon made of pure ice would work, if it wasn't for the fact they could dna test any clothes, hair, ect that you left

fabric comes under clothing

[SirNickaroo]

At 6/17/09 02:00 AM, Hemlok wrote:

At 6/17/09 01:56 AM, claymater wrote: Whats the difference from a ice pick and a fucking knife when it comes to murdering?!

Nothing. His friend doesn't know what he is talking about.

I meant Icicle!

[Curlyboy8]

At 6/17/09 01:56 AM, D-XN wrote: But people die when they are killed.

The innocence of a child is within you.

[Jolly]

If I remember correctly, somebody already did this. They got caught.

[Ipunishthewicked]

Tap there phone line, Wait for them to order pizza,Go up to the pizza guy when he shows up and offer him a 100 bucks for the pizza.Once he gives it to you pour rat poison on it and deliver it.

Make sure you wear gloves and fake mustache and everything should go good.

[PyroGreg]

At 6/17/09 01:56 AM, D-XN wrote: But people die when they are killed.

Thank you Mr. Obvious

[Dogbert581]

I'm pretty sure you would notice this sticking out of someone's back

[DeathOne4ever]

At 6/17/09 01:56 AM, D-XN wrote: But people die when they are killed.

Wow you think? xD

Aniway, the perfect way to kill is by simply killing someone with his own knife/gun, use gloves no prints and stuff like that

[ParadoxVoid]

At 6/17/09 01:46 AM, SirNickaroo wrote: icicle
there wouldn't be any evidence left."

Except the fucking big hole in his back. Other than that, no, nothing at all.

[Colombiana]

At 6/17/09 01:54 AM, Generalissimus wrote:

JK don't murder anybody, its illegal!

People tell me that all the time but I don't listen

[Shakyjake]

I remember seeing a site that sold a mould for an ice knife. I can't seem to find it any more.

Despite the lack of murder-weapon, it's still not the perfect murder. The perfect murder would be convincing someone to commit suicide...

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

At 6/17/09 06:54 AM, ParadoxVoid wrote:

At 6/17/09 01:46 AM, SirNickaroo wrote: icicle
there wouldn't be any evidence left."

Except the fucking big hole in his back. Other than that, no, nothing at all.

Fingerprints, my good sir, is what is being discussed here.

Anyways, you don't have to have the perfect murder to kill someone, there are plenty of people who literally get away with murder. Real life isn't an episode of CSI: Miami where they find you out the second you pick up a gun. There are a lot of cases that go unsolved; too many, really. It's sad that there are people capable of destroying their own species that are never brought to justice.

With that said, isn't it just easier, to, you know, NOT kill someone?

[Generalissimus]

At 6/17/09 07:03 AM, Colombiana wrote:

At 6/17/09 01:54 AM, Generalissimus wrote:

JK don't murder anybody, its illegal!

People tell me that all the time but I don't listen

Really, I was JUST told that recently. I wish I knew that before...

[RubberTrucky]

The perfect murder, I would say somewhere on a vacation with a gun on a remote location.

No witnesses should see you carry a gun, you can murder at distance, so no blood is on your cloth and in a remote location so noone will see what you've done. After the murder you move back to your own country preferably on the other side of the world. You have no motive and no one would suspect that the murder is someone from the other end of the planet. They won't have your prints in the data base and if you've no record you're not suspicious.

So yes, that would be the perfect murder. Although, maybe you should use something else then a gun, so you don't have to take it through airport security...

[Lorkas]

What the hell why can't you just shoot someone + cut him in peaces + burry in different places SERIOUSLY GOD DAMMIT!

[Hoeloe]

At 6/17/09 08:09 AM, Dew wrote:

At 6/17/09 01:56 AM, D-XN wrote: But people die when they are killed.

No they don't silly.

It's ok, they'll respawn in 10 seconds.

[Sexylegs]

I get what you mean. Stab them with an icicle, let it melt, no fingerprints, murder weapon, etc.

I don't know how you could possibly get caught for that.

[claymater]

I meant Icicle!

Well you said ice pick! So fail to you my brother!

[Soapbubble]

Have sex with the person and break the neck. Say it happened when you tried an awkward position. People would never ask questions.

[studmuffin7]

The best way is to make a full body clone of yourself and then murder your clone. Place the dead clone on the side of the highway somewhere where he will be found. Once found, you will officially be considered a dead man, and you will be free to do whatever in the nine hells you want without being suspected of anything because ... after all ... you're a dead man! The more DNA you leave all over the place the more frustrated the authorities will get and the more funny it will be!

Anyone who suggests anything else as the perfect murder is a n0ob.

-Studmuffin7

[Lorkas]

You can always behead someone...

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

First, try a clean kill, poison, strangulation, et cetera

Second, freeze up the body for a few hours until it's frozen solid.

Third, Use a chainsaw to cut up the limbs into portable pieces

Fourth, use a woodchipper, but aim the exit port over a river so the debris can never be traced.

Fifth, Scratch the serial number off of the chainsaw and woodchipper and dump them, or destroy them.