My mom-a pedophile?

[Ranger2]

She has seriously been scaring me with these comments. These events have happened before, not once, not twice, but at least THREE times each. I answered every one of these comments with rejection and/or refusal to her demands.

Several times, after I come home from working out, she comments on how muscular I am. Yeah, I'd be flattered if she was a cheerleader at my school, but she's my fucking middle aged MOTHER. It's creepy, like reverse-Oedipus or something.
I always respond with, "that's gross," or something like that.

She also inquires about my face. Yeah, I have a slight acne problem, but whenever she starts a conversation with me it always goes to, "so, are you taking the mediciene" or "your acne looks better." But that's not the worst part. She used to beg for me to let her to POP MY ACNE. I tell her she sounded like a diseased pedophile.

She's asked me several times if I have chest hair, saying, "I want to know if you're hairy like your father." Every time, I try my best not to puke.

Seriously, she scares me. If she keeps this up I'm calling 911.

[ifureadthisdie]

Dumbass, she's your mom she's just fucking with you

see what i did there

[Arsonist50]

*facepalm*

[rachelraye]

um moms are just like that...
my mum used to try to pop my pimples when i had them
and pluck any stray hairs and such
its just how they are
they want you to have good genes and get laid

[jellyfishdude26]

you dumbass she's just being a mom she's not a pedaphile

[Republican1235]

lawl, shes your mom, its here job to make sure you make her a grandma!

[Rig]

Sounds like a motherly mother to me.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Hey....how open is your mom? Just a question.

[Generalissimus]

She's your mom... You're gonna have to just deal with it.

[SinisterLolz]

It's what moms do.

Really

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

At 6/16/09 10:37 PM, Ranger2 wrote: She has seriously been scaring me with these comments. These events have happened before, not once, not twice, but at least THREE times each. I answered every one of these comments with rejection and/or refusal to her demands.

Several times, after I come home from working out, she comments on how muscular I am. Yeah, I'd be flattered if she was a cheerleader at my school, but she's my fucking middle aged MOTHER. It's creepy, like reverse-Oedipus or something.

that's not very creepy, she's complimenting you, you think it's gross because she's your mom, your hormones are clouding your judgment

I always respond with, "that's gross," or something like that.

point proven

She also inquires about my face. Yeah, I have a slight acne problem, but whenever she starts a conversation with me it always goes to, "so, are you taking the mediciene" or "your acne looks better."

she sees a lot of acne? whea the big deal

But that's not the worst part. She used to beg for me to let her to POP MY ACNE. I tell her she sounded like a diseased pedophile.

some people can't stand acne, she may be one of them

She's asked me several times if I have chest hair, saying, "I want to know if you're hairy like your father." Every time, I try my best not to puke.

you just think it's gross because your hormones are making you feel as if you should rebel against your parents. you'll grow out of it.

Seriously, she scares me. If she keeps this up I'm calling 911.

yeah, clog up the lines and get in the way of REAL emergencies

[rachelraye]

At 6/16/09 10:43 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:

you amaze me :D

[Armerad]

All moms are like that, some are worse then others though.

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

At 6/16/09 10:45 PM, rachelraye wrote:

At 6/16/09 10:43 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:

you amaze me :D

your the first female that ever said that to me :)

[rachelraye]

At 6/16/09 10:47 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:

At 6/16/09 10:45 PM, rachelraye wrote:

At 6/16/09 10:43 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:

you amaze me :D

your the first female that ever said that to me :)

im honored XD

[Skwurll]

Shes trying to get you lasid...

ask her to bring you to a strip joint!!!

[platypuspwn]

She's your dang mom. She makes you feel good about yourself.

[rachelraye]

i wish my mum tried to help me get laid :(
she tries to keep me locked in my room
my windows even nailed shut

i have to sneak out in such difficult ways :'(

[Sensationalism]

Omg I hope she doesn't try to kiss you too!!

dude, that's the shit a mom does. Weirdo.

[Aggzza]

i rofl at your Failness

[SymbolCymbal]

Ses just trying to keep your confidence up.. my mom thinks im handsome :)
now it would be creepy if she started hitting on your friends

[EggSnake]

If your mom is a pedophile, then I'm gonna try to get me some of that. I love nasty bitches.

Anybody else?

[yurgenburgen]

At 6/16/09 10:37 PM, Ranger2 wrote: She used to beg for me to let her to POP MY ACNE.

It's not that uncommon, you know. My mother used to want to do the same.

[rachelraye]

well acne is pretty icky
i always pop any i see
i used to for my ex bf too its not a big deal
its just gross and everyone hates them

[thatoneguyfromDD]

Is she hot?

[john4536]

"she comments on how muscular I am."

Say it's not so!

[xXxAlecxXx]

Just do what i did.

Hide her in the trunk drive to a near by office and stuff her in the vents

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

My mother has the same general attitude, but it's just her way of nagging me; simply put, she just wants me to look good so I can one day go out and fuck a woman, so she can get some grandkids.

[Kunera]

Nothing to worry about, she's just being your mom.

[mariomusicmaker1]

Oh wow, you think you have it bad, my mom fucking kisses me on the cheek! WOWWW 911 PLZ