how rednecks get their CD's

[TightRope]

I moved to the country for three months last summer with a friend and while there I noticed his meager and nearly demolished CD collection that wasn't even worthy of being listened to (one of the CD's was nothing but the sounds of black people having sex).

When I asked him where he got his shitty CD collection from he said "The side of the road", I laughed and asked him again and he said the same thing guaranteeing me beyond the shadow of a doubt that he got them from the side of the road.

Of course I thought it was him being his usual annoying self but a month later while walking down the road in the middle of nowhere, he spotted a CD laying in a ditch and the first thing he said was "Oh sweet, a new CD" he picked it up, brought it back home, listened to it and tossed it into his CD collection.

[newnerdproductionsTM]

Yeah, that sounds just about right.

[fallensoul289]

Thats pretty intresting I guess another mans trash is anothers treasure.

[Sensationalism]

WTF?

I thought rednecks took CD's into the bathroom of Wal*Mart, took out the CD and left the case in the rubbish bin.

[TightRope]

At 6/16/09 04:28 PM, Sensationalism wrote: WTF?

I thought rednecks took CD's into the bathroom of Wal*Mart, took out the CD and left the case in the rubbish bin.

Not all rednecks have a car to drive thirty miles to the nearest Wal-Mart.

[Krasnoyarsk]

We have stands all over markets that sell like, burnt cds, and movies, so, most people either make their own, or buy made.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Ahh, that's the life.

[andhination]

At 6/16/09 04:26 PM, TightRope wrote: (one of the CD's was nothing but the sounds of black people having sex).

I thought rednecks hated blacks?

Also, how do you know they were black if its a CD.

[Krasnoyarsk]

At 6/16/09 04:32 PM, andhination wrote:

At 6/16/09 04:26 PM, TightRope wrote: (one of the CD's was nothing but the sounds of black people having sex).

I thought rednecks hated blacks?

Also, how do you know they were black if its a CD.

they probably spoke like black people. Baby ima budda yo bread.

[Sensationalism]

At 6/16/09 04:29 PM, TightRope wrote: Not all rednecks have a car to drive thirty miles to the nearest Wal-Mart.

Drive the ol' tractor into town.

At 6/16/09 04:32 PM, andhination wrote:

At 6/16/09 04:26 PM, TightRope wrote: (one of the CD's was nothing but the sounds of black people having sex).

I thought rednecks hated blacks?

Also, how do you know they were black if its a CD.

They sounded like gorillas?

lol

[dobo69]

my friend got a mp3 that had some songs in it but not a lot along side the road. too bad 60% of the songs already on it were gay, but it was easy to delete them. the lucky sob

[shift]

i was walking down the road the other day and found a cd in a ditch with PUSSY MIX written on it in sharpie. too bad it was all scratched to hell and wouldn't play. :(

[TightRope]

At 6/16/09 04:32 PM, andhination wrote:

At 6/16/09 04:26 PM, TightRope wrote: (one of the CD's was nothing but the sounds of black people having sex).

I thought rednecks hated blacks?

Also, how do you know they were black if its a CD.

I don't know, I am just making a racist assumption by their accents, giant smacking lips and blatant references to KFC... and the fact that the guy kept saying "I don't wanna see yo face fo an hour bitch!"

[GeoPowa]

Wow, thats hilarious..

[wildfire4461]

Hey he's just saving money. If it's a good CD what's wrong with that? I've picked up a couple of cassettes that were on the side of the road in the past (one was Metallica's Re-load, the other was White Zombie's La Sexorcisto).
GIT' R DOOOOOOONE!

[TightRope]

At 6/16/09 06:18 PM, wildfire4461 wrote: Hey he's just saving money. If it's a good CD what's wrong with that? I've picked up a couple of cassettes that were on the side of the road in the past (one was Metallica's Re-load, the other was White Zombie's La Sexorcisto).
GIT' R DOOOOOOONE!

Kill it with something more sufficient then fire!

[froggerfreak]

I dont see anything wrong with that, hes probably a cd collector

[Proottalfain]

I did not know rednecks knew about CDs.

I must admit I've got a few CDs for a buck each at some place where they sell used stuff. Selling a used CD must be illegal though.

[wildfire4461]

At 6/16/09 06:30 PM, Proottalfain wrote: I did not know rednecks knew about CDs.

I must admit I've got a few CDs for a buck each at some place where they sell used stuff. Selling a used CD must be illegal though.

If selling a used CD was illegal how do you explain the CD Tradepost store chain?

If you're boycotting WMG getting used CD's is one way to get them.

[SeaBoundRhino]

That's how I get my condoms.

[TheSouthernTower]

At 6/16/09 04:28 PM, Sensationalism wrote: WTF?

I thought rednecks took CD's into the bathroom of Wal*Mart, took out the CD and left the case in the rubbish bin.

Fuck you. Stereotyping asshole.

[Pink-Ninja]

Have MP3's just completely missed the southern states?

[lifeofmystery]

if theres somthin to know aout CD's and rednecks its that we do do that often, t somesin handy, after all why leave a cd onthe side of the road? free CD? epic! florida forever!