Why do you refer to your friends as mates?
The word mate is used to describe the relationship between spouses. Used as a verb, the word mate means to engage in sexual intercourse with the intention of procreation (Good luck with that.) Now, I suppose I could understand if it's just one person that you care for so dearly that you would become homosexual for, but you Brits are just too damn greedy. You've pluralized the word into mates. Making you polygamist bastards.
I don't know what kind of free-for-all you're having in England, but here in America, we like to stick to our conservative ideas of marriage. Now you guys better straighten up and acknowledge your acquaintances as "pals, broskis, or funk-masters." Or else I'll have to get my pimp daddy Tom to kick your ass.
99% of this post is bullshit :3
Only faggots here in britain refer to their friends as "mates". Sadly, it seems 90% of the population are faggots.
You are only allowed to say Mate if your from England, New Zealand or Australia.
Well I do want a pack of fags.
but what kind of pack am I talking about!
At 6/16/09 03:12 PM, DeadlyVirus75 wrote: Only faggots here in britain refer to their friends as "mates". Sadly, it seems 90% of the population are faggots.
That's funny, because that makes you a troll, mate.
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I call my friends "pals". Does that mean that they are meaty chunks in gravy?
At 6/16/09 03:16 PM, Shakyjake wrote: I call my friends "pals". Does that mean that they are meaty chunks in gravy?
No, it means they are adorable little yellow dogs!!
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At 6/16/09 03:22 PM, Sensationalism wrote:At 6/16/09 03:16 PM, Shakyjake wrote: I call my friends "pals". Does that mean that they are meaty chunks in gravy?No, it means they are adorable little yellow dogs!!
what is this thing then? never could figure it out.
Actually, to mate means to engage in sexual activity with the intent of procreation. Seeing as homosexual intercourse involves two males, procreation is quite impossible. Your argument is invalid.
At 6/16/09 03:28 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Your argument is invalid.
Thats a blue ribbon post right there.
These are the final days of western decadance. Eat it up like the pigs that you are.
I say no. I know three people who refer to their friends as "mates" and all of them are twats.
Not to mention that young British males are notoriously homophobic.
...and with that post, people of Britain were so surprised that "tea was spilled, crumpets were dropped and monocles everywhere popped out in shock."
At 6/16/09 03:39 PM, TheGyro wrote:
Not to mention that young British males are notoriously homophobic.
That post perfectly corresponds with your signature.
At 6/16/09 03:13 PM, Obvious-M wrote: You are only allowed to say Mate if your from England, New Zealand or Australia.
I think, In Englands Case, it comes from their Naval history [1st mate, second mate, etc] and in Australia and New Zealands case is concerned, it's just British Influence tht they have copied.
I think this, might prove useful.
My uncle calls me mate all the time.
"Alright mate?"
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
At 6/16/09 03:27 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:At 6/16/09 03:22 PM, Sensationalism wrote:what is this thing then? never could figure it out.At 6/16/09 03:16 PM, Shakyjake wrote: I call my friends "pals". Does that mean that they are meaty chunks in gravy?No, it means they are adorable little yellow dogs!!
A mouse!
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At 6/16/09 03:10 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: Why do you refer to your friends as mates?
The word mate is used to describe the relationship between spouses. Used as a verb, the word mate means to engage in sexual intercourse with the intention of procreation (Good luck with that.) Now, I suppose I could understand if it's just one person that you care for so dearly that you would become homosexual for, but you Brits are just too damn greedy. You've pluralized the word into mates. Making you polygamist bastards.
I don't know what kind of free-for-all you're having in England, but here in America, we like to stick to our conservative ideas of marriage. Now you guys better straighten up and acknowledge your acquaintances as "pals, broskis, or funk-masters." Or else I'll have to get my pimp daddy Tom to kick your ass.
99% of this post is bullshit :3
We Say Mates Because We Can, We Made the Damn Language, And we Will Use it How we Damn Well Please. Why Do you say Movies insted of Films??? HMMMMM? Why do you have Such a Crap Accent????? HMMMM? We Stick to Our Conservative Ideas of Marriage, We dont use Mate as a Term For Sex, Thats a Stupid American Thing, We say, Shag, Fuck, 'do'(Needs to be put in a sentence, 'Id do her') So Shush American.
99% of this post IS'NT Bullshit x3
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Sorry I have to do this, but 'polygOmists', mate?
(BTB, I thought 'mate' was Australian.)
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At 6/16/09 04:08 PM, Sensationalism wrote:At 6/16/09 03:27 PM, TheSporkLord wrote:At 6/16/09 03:22 PM, Sensationalism wrote:At 6/16/09 03:16 PM, Shakyjake wrote:
A mouse!
what is this thing then? never could figure it out.
my friends always told me he was an aardvark
At 6/16/09 04:13 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: my friends always told me he was an aardvark
Oh my, looks like you're right! He did have to spell "aardvark" for a spelling bee or something also. A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K. He made it into a song. I liked it.
Buster was always my favourite. :3
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At 6/16/09 04:27 PM, Sensationalism wrote:At 6/16/09 04:13 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: my friends always told me he was an aardvarkOh my, looks like you're right! He did have to spell "aardvark" for a spelling bee or something also. A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K. He made it into a song. I liked it.
Buster was always my favourite. :3
Goddammit I miss that show.
Way to go guys, way to go.
At 6/16/09 05:24 PM, mystro wrote: weed owns
I fully agree with this guy
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At 6/16/09 05:34 PM, Akkryls wrote:At 6/16/09 05:24 PM, mystro wrote: weed ownsI fully agree with this guy
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At 6/16/09 03:10 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: "pals, broskis, or funk-masters."
Right just for using those words to describde your mates you are no longer allowed to call that travesty of a language you speak English.
Feel free to choose from the following list of replacement terms to describe your language
Crapspeak
Shittish
Verbslaughter
Bollocksspeak
Or any other similar terms
At 6/16/09 03:28 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Actually, to mate means to engage in sexual activity with the intent of procreation. Seeing as homosexual intercourse involves two males, procreation is quite impossible. Your argument is invalid.
You are a giant douche. Your argument is invalid.
At 6/17/09 02:44 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote:
You are a giant douche. Your argument is invalid.
Look Mate. Obvisously your one of the americans that feels the need to insult people from different countries for reasons unknown (or your just a complete dick). And see. I called you mate, not as if you were my friend but in a sarcastic way meaning we are the opposite of friends. I mean so what if mate means a sexual partner its not like everyone we call a mate is our fuck buddy or is that to complicated for you to understand and you have to go to the very defenitions of words to get through in life? yeah thats probably it nob head. like that as well. Nob could mean a door handle but some people use it to refer to a cock, like you.
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At 6/16/09 03:10 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote:
The word mate is used to describe the relationship between spouses.
Typical American, unable to comprehend any sort of system that does not mean what they think it does.
I found Jesus. Turns out he was in the kitchen all this time.
I always use classmate, roommate, etc. As to mate alone, I prefer to say friend. I don't like buddy, because it is too similar to body.
My signature was old so I changed it.
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