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Id ask why he bothered to come all the way to england to knock on my door.

Also id call him a ninja (great fly swat)

maybe i'd do this

i'd give him a dollar
Me:"go buy a cuppa coffee"
Obama:"..."
then i'd give him some more money
Me:"ow, and buy some real clothes"
Obama:"..."
(1 minute later)
Me:"c'mon don't say ya need more money, because i am not giving any more,
stop wasting my time"

or maybe i'd ask michelle's cell phone number

I would say %u039Digger and close the door.

I would swat him.

I'd flash him, hump his leg, then offer him some fried chicken

At 6/20/09 12:26 PM, OJALA wrote: I would say %u039Digger and close the door.

Secret letter it is

"Hey Mr. President, umm I got some cookies that I need to take out wait here okay?"
*grabs shotgun*

At 6/20/09 12:27 PM, salted-tator-tot wrote: I would swat him.

Why does so many people seem to hate Obama?

I would ask him why he lied about pulling out of Iraq.

Ask him if he wears boxers or briefs.

I would tell him" Get the f--- out my house

I'd give him a high five and then film him as it seems he is a magnet to becoming viral.

swift kick to the balls then record him in agony and crying then put it on youtube thus humiliating the bastard.

Shake his hand, say hello, invite him in, then ask him what he's doing here. Hopefully he'd say I won like a trillion dollars or something. If he didn't I'd just talk his ear of like I do to anyone else. He's not that special really, he's just another person.

wow people are racist
i'd shake his hand, tell him to autograph my map of san andreas, and ask him to give me the amount of money that the government owes to each family.

At 6/20/09 09:40 PM, Nerubweaver19 wrote: wow people are racist

Hahaha, tell me about it.

I hope the Secret Service visits some of you guys and Wade finds out what shit you guys have gotten him and Tom into.

Assholes

Racist joke
Then ask if he wanted some oreos.

fixed the economy yet?
how about keeping the promises you made to the American people, instead of fulfilling the promise of getting a dog for your fucking kids

At 6/20/09 09:45 PM, bodom-child wrote: fixed the economy yet?
how about keeping the promises you made to the American people, instead of fulfilling the promise of getting a dog for your fucking kids

He got the dog already buddy, you dont read newspapaers?

Hmm, probaly...hmm, well dont let him see that i have racist jookes bookmarked on my PC, then play some Virtua Fighter 5 with him and record him getting his ass kicked by me :D
Then people will start yelling at OBama for being Quote"A bad Virtua Fighter 5 Player"

Or, heres a better Idea

Get him to divorce his wife, how? Turn him GAY!!!
Then, after that, hit on him, and start a small relationship with him, thn let it grow biggr, and bigger, and bigger.
Once he trusts me,a sks him for secks, and he'd be like "ok"
Then, id take nude pictures ofd him and say "LOL OWNED"
And put them on the interwbz for te world to see

And Secret Services, please dont say thats you taking mah PC worthy >:O

At 6/19/09 10:40 PM, bobtheplaya wrote: hmm... my mom would open the door ans say hello and distract him to keep him outside ans my dad would tell me how to fire the sniper in the attic and id shoot him down.. and for all of u that ur thinking im racist or w/e im not... i just hate how the dude governs.

Don't drop the soap, asshole.

At 6/15/09 09:59 PM, Rig wrote: I'd wonder what he's doing in Canada.

I'd wonder what he's doing in Australia.

Shake his hand and get acquainted.