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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:24 AM
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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:26 AM
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I'd probably just stand there in envy...
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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:29 AM
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"Oh hello president Bush, oh wait, you're Obama! Sorry, I have you and Bush mixed up, since you're both about the same thing, Hehehehe, would you like some coffee?"
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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:31 AM
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I'd be like GIT OFF MAH PORCH MISTAH PRESUDUNT!!@
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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:32 AM
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What the fuck would he do in sweden?
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if barack obama came to my door the first thing i would ask him is to legalize weed and if he gave me anything but yes i would shut the door in his face and go about my day.
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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:36 AM
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Probably "What are you doing in Canada?", followed by "Can you talk to the Russians and the former Russian holdings about restoring the pre-Soviet nobility? My family kinda got screwed by the whole communist revolution thing."
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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:54 AM
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At 6/15/09 11:01 PM, shift wrote: i'd whip out two pairs of nylon parachute pants, and my hero and I would MC Hammer slide our way out of foreign conflict.
I laughed so hard at this. I would also slide up next to you and use Obama as a shield.
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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:55 AM
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Invite him in for a brew?
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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:56 AM
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run! nah jk id probably fight him
Posted at: 6/16/09 09:00 AM
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I'd ask him what the fuck he's doing out of America and at the door of some guy in the Philippines, which has absolutely nothing to do with America or any of his projects at all.
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Posted at: 6/16/09 09:15 AM
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I'd tell him to fuck off.
I live in Australia, what the fuck would he be doing at my door?
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Posted at: 6/16/09 12:35 PM
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I would day "Hello" and ask him why he was here.
maybe invite him in for some tea
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Posted at: 6/16/09 12:38 PM
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id wonder what he'd be doin in texas because we dont like his kind round here, just kiddin im mexican i dont know i guees say sup and go back to playing games i guees its the president woopty fucking doo
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Posted at: 6/16/09 02:35 PM
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At 6/15/09 10:19 PM, Ptcfast wrote: I would ask him how i could insult him without being racist.
Lol! You're funny!
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Posted at: 6/16/09 02:39 PM
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I'd shake his hand and say, "Hey Obama, you are a real bro. Rock on."
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Posted at: 6/16/09 02:45 PM
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Why would the President of AMERICA visit a VERY small town in England?
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Posted at: 6/16/09 03:25 PM
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Some of you guys better watch what you say here or else you will get your dumb fucking ass fucking beaten up and in trouble.
Also, I'd welcome Obama for dinner since he's awesome. If there is another thing I'd say, I'd say 'GET BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND FIX THIS SHIT ECONOMY!'
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Posted at: 6/16/09 04:01 PM
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"Come in Mr. Obama, have a seat. We got a dead cat in the backyard and Nintendo 64 if you wanna play... what? Oh no, I'm sorry, we don't have Nintendo Wii, we're still waiting for you to make the economy a little better...."
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Posted at: 6/16/09 04:04 PM
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I would attempt to have a friendly conversation with him about all the things that I want.
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Posted at: 6/16/09 04:09 PM
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/id say GTFO NOOB your tresspasing then i get the shotgun
Posted at: 6/16/09 04:11 PM
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At 6/16/09 07:15 AM, sander-valk wrote: I'd ask him the fuck he's doing in Estonia ?
I'd tell him not to come any further east, and go back to estonia.
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Posted at: 6/16/09 04:26 PM
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weed legalization
nuff said
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Posted at: 6/16/09 04:27 PM
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I would be in jail
Posted at: 6/16/09 04:29 PM
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i'd invite him in and offer him a cup of coffee.
the coffee is a lie
Posted at: 6/16/09 04:31 PM
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I say straight to his face "I keep my guns, my freedom, and my money, you can keep the "change" "
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Posted at: 6/16/09 04:32 PM
At 6/16/09 04:29 PM, gizmo12345 wrote: i'd invite him in and offer him a cup of coffee. the coffee is a lie
I'd offer to kick his ass, for all the promises he'll never fulfill
Posted at: 6/16/09 04:56 PM
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I'd tell him no i will not get rid of my Blazer and then ask him kindly to get off my property
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Posted at: 6/16/09 05:55 PM
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I would Stab him in the neck with a fork.
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