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Posted at: 6/15/09 04:46 PM
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So I took a trip to Kennywood the other day, and my usual lunch of chicken strips was invaded by a very peculiar phenomenon.
Needless to say, I lol'd fairly hard when I found a perfectly sculpted dick in my basket of dead cocks and fries.
Have you ever come across something like this?
Posted at: 6/15/09 04:47 PM
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I think that dick's got a few diseases
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Did you put it in your mouth?
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Oh! Hah! The chicken tender is shaped like a phallus! How ludicrously absurd!
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Posted at: 6/15/09 04:48 PM
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At 6/15/09 04:46 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
Yes, I have... Except it was longer and much much greasier..
also....
Posted at: 6/15/09 04:51 PM
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Hmm, edible and awkward. xD
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Posted at: 6/15/09 04:52 PM
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Oh shnawp!
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Posted at: 6/15/09 04:56 PM
At 6/15/09 04:47 PM, flashwarrior wrote: Did you put it in your mouth?
It was delicious after I smothered it in barbecue sauce and barbecue salt.
Posted at: 6/15/09 04:57 PM
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I hope you did not eat it, once i saw a chicken nuggets shaped like "cock n balls" on ebay and the dude made some cash
Posted at: 6/15/09 04:58 PM
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Wow, Newgrounds really is the home of the cock joke.
'Cause nobody else wants to give it a home.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 05:37 PM
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At 6/15/09 04:46 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: So I took a trip to Kennywood the other day, and my usual lunch of chicken strips was invaded by a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say, I lol'd fairly hard when I found a perfectly sculpted dick in my basket of dead cocks and fries. Have you ever come across something like this?
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Posted at: 6/15/09 05:41 PM
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Wow, chicken dicks. Chinese dicks.
Whats next!?
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Posted at: 6/15/09 05:44 PM
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I have got to find Wade! You guys can compare food cocks now!
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Posted at: 6/15/09 06:18 PM
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Look up my 'Wal-Mart Penis Straw' thread...
Lots of win there.
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At 6/15/09 05:44 PM, C-Doodlez-Man wrote: I have got to find Wade! You guys can compare food cocks now!
Eh. wades wasn't as definitive
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Posted at: 6/15/09 06:37 PM
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this one is definitely a cock fried up
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Posted at: 6/15/09 06:41 PM
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Now you have something in common with Wade!
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At 6/15/09 04:58 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote: Wow, Newgrounds really is the home of the cock joke. 'Cause nobody else wants to give it a home.
I ROFL'd. Hard.
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At 6/15/09 05:41 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: Wow, chicken dicks. Chinese dicks. Whats next!?
Mouse dicks.
I mean, all of them are small...
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Posted at: 6/15/09 11:51 PM
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Good-God. That's perfect. I've gotten chicken tenders that kind of look like a dick, but nothing close. You're a winner.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 11:54 PM
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It's an ancient secret representing that the cock screwing the chick right before it was butchered. :D
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Posted at: 6/15/09 11:55 PM
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lol god that is just gross haha
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Posted at: 6/15/09 11:56 PM
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Judging from the size of your hand in relation, I'd say for most NG'er it's also "actual size" :P
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Posted at: 6/16/09 12:02 AM
At 6/15/09 06:18 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Look up my 'Wal-Mart Penis Straw' thread... Lots of win there.
I remember that thread, lol, do you still regularly use that straw?
Posted at: 6/16/09 12:03 AM
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How'd it taste?
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Posted at: 6/16/09 12:04 AM
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Cock joke.
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Posted at: 6/16/09 12:14 AM
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At 6/15/09 04:47 PM, Sabotage wrote: Oh! Hah! The chicken tender is shaped like a phallus! How ludicrously absurd!
Quite the humorous statement, indeed.
Yes.
Posted at: 6/16/09 12:17 AM
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Yeah, that happened to me once. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7156 17
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Posted at: 6/16/09 12:19 AM
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that dick couldve been sculpted by michealangelo himself! :o
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