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Here's what you got to do, get one or more of your friends together and start watching him. see what is patterns are, what he does, if he is ever out late. blah, blah blah. well when you know he's alone at night. walking somewhere. get a bat, hide. and when he walks by hit him in the back of the knee's with the bat so he can't run.

oh also wear a skimask and never hint that you have animosity with him. even apologise for being an ass. (even though you weren't) Do this atleast a week prior.

But yeah, make sure you have a rented car under someone else's name.

Anyway's. After your done beating him with the bat for however long your anger drives you. (try not to kill him, unless you feel like it. Or he realises who you are.) Tell him he owes you money and cal him by a different name so he thinks he just has bad luck.

Then throw him in the trunk of that car you rented. take him for a drive. and drop him off somewhere far away without clothes. He will be so scared he'll just forget about you. Problem solved.

tell him" sure you and your friends can kick my ass, but they won't be around you forever, you still sure you want to do this?"

Go buy a gun from a drug dealer and there ya go.

At 6/15/09 05:51 PM, scarykid wrote: Go buy a gun from a drug dealer and there ya go.

Umm.. I'm ok, thanks..

At 6/15/09 05:53 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:

At 6/15/09 05:51 PM, scarykid wrote: Go buy a gun from a drug dealer and there ya go.

Umm.. I'm ok, thanks..

just do what i said. you got to think like the mafia.

At 6/15/09 05:56 PM, SeraphimFalling wrote:

At 6/15/09 05:53 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:

At 6/15/09 05:51 PM, scarykid wrote: Go buy a gun from a drug dealer and there ya go.

Umm.. I'm ok, thanks..

just do what i said. you got to think like the mafia.

Sounds interesting but I lack the money and the drivers license for that matter...

I live near Winchester, want me to come and join in? ;-)

shoot him with a pelet gun.

At 6/15/09 05:59 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: I live near Winchester, want me to come and join in? ;-)

Sounds good, Where and when ya wanna meet?

At 6/15/09 06:00 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:

At 6/15/09 05:59 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: I live near Winchester, want me to come and join in? ;-)

Sounds good, Where and when ya wanna meet?

In space at 0800 hours. I'll bring the blow up dolls.

At 6/15/09 06:10 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:

At 6/15/09 06:00 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:

At 6/15/09 05:59 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: I live near Winchester, want me to come and join in? ;-)

Sounds good, Where and when ya wanna meet?

In space at 0800 hours. I'll bring the blow up dolls.

Affirmative...

Oh wait no.. Sorry.. I have to catch my bus at 8..

Hmm.. What about 5.40 inside the 4th locker in that place down the road?

Sounds interesting but I lack the money and the drivers license for that matter...

if only i lived closer.

Well, off in 2 hours, i'm gonna see how the day goes before I say/do anything, see what I hear, etc.

Stand your ground.

If the situation becomes unruly, alert administration.

Just let him start the fight and call it self defense. Don't go too ape shit on him though, just use the neccesary force.

Challenge him to a duel.

Eat four pounds of lettuce at 4:00 in the morning before the fight. Wear an old hoodie and jog to school at 6:00, unless your school is closer than 4 miles to your house, in which case you must run to the library and then to school.

Upon arrival, jump in the air like an epileptic monkey until somebody asks you what you're doing. Kill them with a rusty pipe and string him up to the ceiling in the janitor's closet. If the janitor sees, bite him.

Punch the strung up corpse until your hands are bloody. Whose blood it is is irrelevant. Do this until midway through school, at which point you must go to the class currently in session, excuse your tardiness with a rolled up napkin saying 'Ur a faget' (Preferably the corpse's napkin), and eat steak loudly until you get sent to the office.

Once you meet the chumps who are set to jump you, roll up your sleeves, and throw leftover steak at them until the sauce gets in one of their eyes. This should cause them to roll around in pain. If they do not roll, run as fast as you can to the nearest bomb shelter, because they are fucking BEARS.

Once you're at the bomb shelter, line the nearest house with trout and see if they take the bait. If they do, go to page 43. If they don't, turn the page.

one of these little babys will take care of him
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Alright, here is my opinion on it;

Kick the fucking shit out of him. Knock him on his ass and then help him up afterwords, and no one will have to beat him in the future. If you don't, he will continue being a douche for a very, very long time.

Also, depending on how long ago the other fight with him was, this one may be very different. Over two months I have gone from pussy to a badass with some MMA instructions. It doesn't take alot to get a ton better than most people.

At 6/16/09 01:42 AM, Wuggawoot wrote: Alright, here is my opinion on it;

Kick the fucking shit out of him. Knock him on his ass and then help him up afterwords, and no one will have to beat him in the future. If you don't, he will continue being a douche for a very, very long time.

Also, depending on how long ago the other fight with him was, this one may be very different. Over two months I have gone from pussy to a badass with some MMA instructions. It doesn't take alot to get a ton better than most people.

He's a lot smaller than me, he's not strong either, he throws haymakers and cocks up half the time.

He also likes to headbut, so i'll probably just try keep in a boxing stance for the most part, IF we fight.

At 6/16/09 01:42 AM, Wuggawoot wrote: Alright, here is my opinion on it;

Kick the fucking shit out of him. Knock him on his ass and then help him up afterwords, and no one will have to beat him in the future. If you don't, he will continue being a douche for a very, very long time.

Also, depending on how long ago the other fight with him was, this one may be very different. Over two months I have gone from pussy to a badass with some MMA instructions. It doesn't take alot to get a ton better than most people.

Ok, i'm off in 5 mins..

He'll most likely be on my bus and I have first period with him, so, this'll be interesting.

Wish me luck :P

Just got home, the guy is a fucking moron.

First thing he says when I walk in is: "Oh if it isn't mountain out of a mole hill prick."

Unintelligent fucking douche...

I reported him in the end, anyone who wants to round up a group of 10 people to try take me out is a fucking ass and needs to be shot.

He got sent home for swearing and storming out when they tried to talk to him..

Gotta go for a meeting tomorrow, fucking wonderful, oh and joy of it our parents have been called up.

Bloody ridiculous.

At 6/15/09 03:17 PM, TheZach wrote: Roll around one of these.

I have that exact same shirt!

sounds like small man syndrome to me

At 6/15/09 03:59 PM, GraveMeister wrote:

At 6/15/09 03:14 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: What I am afraid of, is the consequences of fighting, so, NG, what do you think I should do?

It's one thing to be mindful of the consequences, but to fear the consequences makes you a coward.

Just fight him. I'm not telling you to whoop his ass, but just fight him and see where that takes you. Whether you win or not, he'll probably leave you the fuck alone after that.

He's already said that he's faught him before and won. Yet, he still wants to fight. SO.. it's obvious he won't leave him alone.

At 6/16/09 10:16 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: Just got home, the guy is a fucking moron.

First thing he says when I walk in is: "Oh if it isn't mountain out of a mole hill prick."

Unintelligent fucking douche...

I reported him in the end, anyone who wants to round up a group of 10 people to try take me out is a fucking ass and needs to be shot.

He got sent home for swearing and storming out when they tried to talk to him..

Gotta go for a meeting tomorrow, fucking wonderful, oh and joy of it our parents have been called up.

Bloody ridiculous.

You got to tell us what happend in the meeting, I hope that git doesn't make you the bad guy because your are bigger than him

Brawler Fashion:

Kick his ass. Then once the gang comes to beat the shit out of you, take the big metal object next to you and beat the shit out of them. You can just say to the principal (If you kicked his ass in school) that they ganged up on you.

But be careful, because if they pin you then your fucked.
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Assassin Method:

When he goes to the bathroom alone follow him in with out him noticing, then kick his ass in the bathroom. Make sure he's unconscious because if his gang members see him bloody on the floor they're going to beat the shit out of you.

The bad thing is that they could do the same thing
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Gang War Method

Start your own gang then start a brawl when they aren't paying attention. Make sure you have strong people to otherwise then you'll get your asses kicked.

The bad part of this is that you get the title of being a gang runner. So people will be scared to hang around you
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Honored Fight

Challenge him to a fight OFF school grounds, then win the fight one on one. If it's for a good cause then people will hang out with you more.

The bad part is that people like that usually say "I don't to kick your ass too hard" Or something like that. But just call them A pussy for backing down a "Weaker" person
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Sissy Fashion

Don't do any fighting try to stay away from them as much as you can. Hang around teachers so they won't get near you.

Bad part is, people in school will call you a pussy
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Bigger than you are fashion

Tell him to stay away or else. He'll probaly chuckle then take his gang to come beat you up. Stay near metal pipes, baseball bats, anything that could break someones face. If they do come beat them with the big metal object near you. if they don't come then you don't have to worry.

There aren't any bad things to this

Simply take his messages to the authorities, he's harassing you and left threats of assaulting you.

(Btw, you look like a flabby, long-haired cunt. While he doesn't have much in store for you, doesn't look like you possess much for him either.)

At 6/15/09 03:18 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: Start it near a police station. If the cops see you get overwhelmed, they'll stop the fight and arrest them.

I like this idea.

Wait are you in college or in highschool?