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Posted at: 6/15/09 01:51 PM
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I feel sorry for her. All she wanted was to spice up her sex life and now she is in the hospital.
I am taking note, never create a dildo-saw.
>:(
Posted at: 6/15/09 01:53 PM
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At 6/15/09 01:48 PM, jonasbrothers wrote: oh fuck man that must of fucking hurt god fucking damn it. Shit, what the fuck were those fuckbags thinking fucking screwing around with a mother fucking chainsaw dildo. Fucking morons. Shows how fucking stupid some fucking twats really fucking are in this mother fucking world. Fuck.
Thats a lot of swear words for someone with a bed time
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Posted at: 6/15/09 01:54 PM
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There are plenty of porn sites out there that have done similar things for years.
Posted at: 6/15/09 01:55 PM
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Come on now. Clearly a jackhammer would have been a better choice of power tool for the job.
Posted at: 6/15/09 01:56 PM
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At 6/15/09 01:18 AM, Stretchysumo wrote: A couple attached a didlo to a power saw, and used it. Apparently they were trying to make an automatic dildo.
You don't know how hard I laughed when I looked at the title of the article.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 01:57 PM
Weehaw!
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I nearly died laughing reading that article.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 01:59 PM
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New meme?
1girl 1dildo-saw?
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Posted at: 6/15/09 02:03 PM
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natural selection atempting to take effect.
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At 6/15/09 01:59 PM, lawlmaster wrote: New meme? 1girl 1dildo-saw?
I'd fap to it.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 02:04 PM
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If she is infertile because of this then I call it natural selection at its finest.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 02:13 PM
At 6/15/09 02:04 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: If she is infertile because of this then I call it natural selection at its finest
I doubt she'll be infertile, but I doubt anyone would want to fuck a pussy that mutilated.
Posted at: 6/15/09 02:19 PM
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Trying to attach a dildo to a saw? This may work, but it's dangerous.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 02:25 PM
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At 6/15/09 02:14 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: At 6/15/09 01:22 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: It's real. nsfwI like this one better, at least gets exercise Again, NSFW
At 6/15/09 01:22 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: It's real. nsfw
nsfw
Again, NSFW
Yup that is hot lol.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 04:11 PM
At 6/15/09 02:19 PM, dx5231 wrote: Trying to attach a dildo to a saw? This may work, but it's dangerous.
The saw is made for cutting wood, a dildo is made out of hard rubber. Somehow, I don't think that will turn out very well.
Posted at: 6/16/09 01:51 AM
At 6/15/09 01:51 PM, Goonie wrote: I feel sorry for her. All she wanted was to spice up her sex life and now she is in the hospital. I am taking note, never create a dildo-saw.
More like shred up her sex life.
Posted at: 6/16/09 02:01 AM
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Oh wow.
Do people have any common sense?
At all?
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Posted at: 6/16/09 02:08 AM
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This is arousing...yet disgusting.
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Posted at: 6/16/09 02:12 AM
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Jesus Christ am I the only one here who knows about www.fucking machines.com?
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Posted at: 6/16/09 04:03 AM
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At 6/15/09 01:26 AM, Sensationalism wrote: That is beyond idiotic. I like to imagine the exact moment the saw cut through the plastic and shit got real.
Oh... ooooh... ooh... o-oh. OH. OH SHIT. OOOOH SHIT.
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Posted at: 6/16/09 07:08 AM
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Oh humanity, when will you realise that power saws and vaginas don't go together well?
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Posted at: 6/16/09 08:24 AM
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At 6/15/09 02:03 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: The things people do for pleasure....
I think they aimed for pain.
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