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At 6/14/09 02:45 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Proof.

Obviously photoshopped.

Shamwow is the only commercial that ever made me want to try a product, not that I did anything anyway.

At 6/14/09 03:02 PM, Kain-Ceverus wrote:

At 6/14/09 02:51 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: eat it so it will dehydrate your body or buy about a million of em and throw them in the ocean causinh the worlds largest drought

We don't drink the ocean water you dipshit.

so all the fish die we dont get food we starve and sometimes ocean water becomes fresh water dumbass and i think they made a machine or process or some shit to make salt water into normal water

Eat it and see if it dehydrates your entire body.

At 6/14/09 02:37 PM, andycastaneda wrote: What should i do with it?

Do what Spencer did on iCarly and dip it in your toilet!! SHAMPOW! I mean...SHAMWOW!

Arm drying:

IT WORKS!!!

At 6/14/09 03:13 PM, lemonsourkid wrote:

At 6/14/09 03:01 PM, andycastaneda wrote:

At 6/14/09 02:58 PM, Purpin wrote:

At 6/14/09 02:54 PM, andycastaneda wrote: It failed at sucking up my head.

You're supposed to dampen it first.

Still didn't work.

LOL HP computer. Win XP I bet.

I have that keyboard on my old comp.

Vista. Old keyboard, and old mouse. New monitor, new tower.

At 6/14/09 03:34 PM, Myillusions wrote: rub it up against you stick thingy that stays in your pants

Do what now?

At 6/14/09 03:15 PM, andycastaneda wrote: Arm drying:

IT WORKS!!!

Look, virtually dry!

Just like a normal fucking TOWEL?

Test if it's good to absorb horse semen and testicle sweat.

WATCH IT ABSORB THIS POOL!!!

Throw it away and buy some quality super absorbent towels, like zorbeez.

At 6/14/09 03:44 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Test if it's good to absorb horse semen and testicle sweat.

Trust me testicle sweat could never be sucked up by sham-wow. Horse semen seems possible though.

reverse psychology

At 6/14/09 03:47 PM, ctrlaltandDELETE wrote: WATCH IT ABSORB THIS POOL!!!

Look:

At 6/14/09 03:54 PM, andycastaneda wrote:

At 6/14/09 03:47 PM, ctrlaltandDELETE wrote: WATCH IT ABSORB THIS POOL!!!

Look:

"Doesn't drip" my ass

Send the fuckin' thing back! It's no better than a regular towel and it probably costs more.

Use it as a fap cloth.

At 6/14/09 03:54 PM, andycastaneda wrote:

At 6/14/09 03:47 PM, ctrlaltandDELETE wrote: WATCH IT ABSORB THIS POOL!!!

Look:

I thought they don't drip.

LIES!

At 6/14/09 03:49 PM, saqwert wrote: Throw it away and buy some quality super absorbent towels, like zorbeez.

I agree. Billy Mays was pitching the Zorbeez for a year before Vince came along. He was robbed.

At 6/14/09 03:54 PM, andycastaneda wrote:

At 6/14/09 03:47 PM, ctrlaltandDELETE wrote: WATCH IT ABSORB THIS POOL!!!

Look:

Wow that's so amazing I'm going to run out right now and buy one.

throw it away they dont work

At 6/14/09 02:40 PM, platypuspwn wrote: Hi, I'm vince with the Shamwow you're gonna be saying " Wow! Why did I buy this piece of crap?" every time you use it.

Its so freaking true. It doesn't work!!!!

I heard those things don't even work...
>___<

my mom just bought some imitation brand stuff. apparently they think the fact that its also made in Germany is a big deal because it says so right on the box.

Wipe your ass with it

Make a hat out of it and wear it when its rainy.

This hat is 100% win.

Be amazed at how the germans don't always make good stuff.

Put it in your kitchen and use it when you spill something

that's what it's for

Made in Germany.

Does that thing actually work?

If not, you just got scammed, wow.