No, this is not the worst band ever. But it's pretty fucking close.
Some of you may be thinking "What... what were they thinking?" This is what they were thinking:
"Hey man, what's popular?"
"Well, sexually-charged dance music and hip hop are both very popular. But so is metalcore, screamo, and emo."
"Oh, those styles sound completely incompatible with each other. I guess we can't make a band now, unless we somehow combined all of their best elements together."
"Best elements? Fuck that, it's way too much work to write a good song. Let's just combine simple synth loops, minimal percussion, effects-laden vocoder vocals, and screams."
"But what about our musical integrity?"
"Who needs that when we can make money?"
"I see your point!"
"But what will we wear?"
"I dunno, let's just get some shit at the thrift store and spray paint it with neon colors, get scene fringes, and look like an amalgamation of everything wrong with this world."
"I hope people don't hate us!"
"Don't worry, if people bash us, we can just hide behind our mentally deficient fans and say that we're being ironic."
TIP: If you want to make this an even more awful experience for you, pretend that you're an ancient observer, a temporal voyeur of sorts, watching this as one of your future glimpses into the future.
