Why does Superman like Lois?

[TheSilverGuitar]

Now, I may be an ignorant little prick here, as I am no major fan of Superman. I've only read a few of the original comics, but I have seen all the Christopher Reeve films and a majority of the George Reeves shows. However, there's something that's always puzzled me, and that is the reason Superman is so infatuated with Lois Lane.

I mean, as far as I can tell from the comics, Superman is like the ultimate guy. He's really strong and good looking, but also smart and compassionate. So he probably doesn't base relationships with women on looks, which seems about right because Lois is typically portrayed as average looking, at best. She also seems like a bit of a bitch at times; where it seems she expects Superman to save him in some situations, and hardly seems grateful hen he does. She also makes little to no effort to pay him back by attempting to save his life, so she's pretty much the typical "damsel in distress," and really isn't worth much as an asset.

So the question is: Why is he wasting his time with Lois?

Or am I looking into this too much?

[WATCHurFLAG]

He has needs.

[95wave]

all women are like that, he gets to have sex with her at night lol

win

[thelittleemo]

Well in the comics it's because Clark Kent likes Lois, so of course superman will like him.

But if you've watched smallville, then it's basically the same thing. In high school they liked each other since he was the jock, and she was the cheerleader.

[masterchef56]

You know what would really suck?
Getting raped by Superman.
Woulden't be a "fun time."

[Ragnarokia]

At 6/13/09 09:12 PM, masterchef56 wrote: You know what would really suck?
Getting raped by Superman.
Woulden't be a "fun time."

Oh it would.

[Leidolfr]

At 6/13/09 09:00 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Now, I may be an ignorant little prick here, as I am no major fan of Superman. I've only read a few of the original comics, but I have seen all the Christopher Reeve films and a majority of the George Reeves shows. However, there's something that's always puzzled me, and that is the reason Superman is so infatuated with Lois Lane.

Because shes a Dominatrix, and she'll do what his wife won't

[yeah, he hides his wife well, but I mean, he's superman, right? Supa man, dat ho]

[Entice]

At 6/13/09 09:00 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: it seems she expects Superman to save him in some situations

Who's him? She's a man?!

[bananasrus09]

She's a strong, independent woman? Idk, i'm guessing that's what the writer's are trying to portray her as.
I like batman better. He gets poon left and right, since he's a billionaire playboy as Bruce Wayne. Superman is a humble, but bumbling man in his secret identity, Clark Kent. And he only gets one bitchy reporter as his lover T_T.

[RetardedNINJA666]

She gives Super-head.

Duh.

[TheBoyOfAges]

We all know Wonder-Woman is the only "human" with the womb strong enough to support Superman's child.

Its only a matter of time.

[Dilloniscool]

At 6/13/09 09:21 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 6/13/09 09:00 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: it seems she expects Superman to save him in some situations

Who's him? She's a man?!

WTF!? LOIS ARE A MALE?! Superman are g--?! *Runs to bathroom and opens a chest filled with superman dolls*

*Digs in the Chest,finds the Lois doll.Undressed the Doll*

Oh god,oh god! Lois IS a boy!

[Metal-Sonic-v2]

Love is complicated, my boy. Someday, you may understand.

*places reassuring hand on shoulder*

[Maverick-Alex]

According to the Big Bang Theory...

[Ledgey]

They can't even have sex, the sperm would just shoot straight through her.

Unless of course he had a kryptonite condom, which would kill him.

[NeverHundred]

At 6/13/09 10:05 PM, Ledgey wrote: They can't even have sex, the sperm would just shoot straight through her.

Unless of course he had a kryptonite condom, which would kill him.

I don't tjhink it would kill him... just render him permanently impotent. His dick and balls would shrivle up into a useless husk.

[Ptcfast]

Why do you like men?

[Skwurll]

well... When a man likes a woman very very much-

oh wait, why does he like her?

No idea man...

[GeoPowa]

If you really want an answer, contact DC Comics.

[SoulMaster71]

You know, I was actually discussing that with a mild-mannered reporter named Clark Kent the other day (not that he'd know anything about Superman), and he told me he's pretty certain that Lois will do things in bed that Superman enjoys, things other girls won't do. He works with some of her ex-boyfriends, so I guess he gathered that data from guys with experience in that field.

[Dawnslayer]

At 6/13/09 09:45 PM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: We all know Wonder-Woman is the only "human" with the womb strong enough to support Superman's child.

Its only a matter of time.

Already done. DC is way ahead of you.

[RydiaLockheart]

This might provide insight on a few things.

[creepyboy]

At 6/13/09 09:03 PM, thelittleemo wrote:
But if you've watched smallville, then it's basically the same thing. In high school they liked each other since he was the jock, and she was the cheerleader.

That´s not Lois, that´s Lana Lang his first true love.

And I guess he likes Lois because she´s the only women he had some kind of closing (besides Wonder Woman, but they´re just close friends..........)

[TheSouthernTower]

Because he sucks. Now Batman on the other hand, has like a stable of bitches who want him.

[Jason100]

Lois has a brain tumor the size of my fist and that just happens to be superman's fetish

[thelittleemo]

At 6/14/09 12:30 AM, creepyboy wrote: That´s not Lois, that´s Lana Lang his first true love.

And I guess he likes Lois because she´s the only women he had some kind of closing (besides Wonder Woman, but they´re just close friends..........)

Wow, stupid me, for some reason I always get the two mixed up :/