Forum Topic: I'm getting married!

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Posted at: 6/13/09 06:44 PM

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another one bites the dust.. well i wish you the best of luck


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But you're 20....
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Out of the 9 marriages that have taken place/fallen apart in my family, only two of them can even be remotely considered, "Happily married."

Good luck with your less than a fourth chance.


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Marriage is one of the last legal vestiges of slavery. The ONLY REASON EVER to get married is SOLEY to have children.

That's it. Love is a myth, as you will soon learn if you're marrying for love. At best this will end with you as a broken man. Then again, you're probably already broken if you're giving in to marriage. At worst...

You'll rot in jail.

Simply fighting with your wife is a crime. Think about it. You can't win. The second she turns on you....

Shit, man. Just....

What the fuck are you THINKING?!?!?

HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."


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At 6/13/09 06:48 PM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: Out of the 9 marriages that have taken place/fallen apart in my family, only two of them can even be remotely considered, "Happily married."

Good luck with your less than a fourth chance.

Are you related?
No?
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Seriously man, these are the questions you need to be asking:

1: What is your relationship to your father?
2: How good are you with money?
3: Are you capable of forgiving me for cheating on you?
4: Would you trust me, even if you KNEW I was lying to you?
5: If I ever become an alcoholic or drug addict, would you help me through rehab?
6: Are you capable of forgiving me for hitting you?

No fucking joke, man, the answers to these questions are VITAL.

HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."


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At 6/13/09 06:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Look around you. If you can't see it... well, frankly, you're already confirming what I know.

Anecdotal, logical fallacy. You fail.

I've seen the statistics. I've got a mountain to climb but it already refutes your previous claim.

Don't dwell on stupidity.

You're looking at the luckiest guy in the world. Bask in the luckiness
That's what drug dealers think, too.

They're wrong.

Actually drug dealers are fairly clever and make a lot of money. It's a bit like measuring the risks and hazards towards flying vs. cars. But I doubt you've done a health and safety risk assessment so I wouldn't be surprised if you know what I'm talking about.


That's good because she keeps telling me all she wants to eat is me.
Women lie. You should really keep up with this stuff... it's going to ruin your life.

Everyone has the potential of lying. The only problem is, you're generalizing and making inaccurate and UNPROVEN statements.

Since you full of fail (and this is actually the first time in a long time I've said fail because what you're saying can only be associated with mental retardation) I'm going to now ignore everything you say because I'm tired of reading wasteful banter coming from a complete and total moron.

Use facts and logic otherwise don't speak to me. Ever. Not even a friendly 'hello'. Don't even read my posts or visit my profile. Cut off any and all contact with me as if you were avoiding the plague.


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Congratulations man.

I suggest you raise them as faithful disciples of Newgrounds.

I've got something to say...

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Well, congrats :D


I think...

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Bail on the wedding. She is a gold digger. She plans to divorce you the day after the wedding and women ALWAYS win in divorce court.


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You're 20...I'm pretty sure you're going to divorce her and lose half of your house. Good luck though!

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At 6/13/09 06:56 PM, Brick-top wrote: Use facts and logic otherwise don't speak to me. Ever. Not even a friendly 'hello'. Don't even read my posts or visit my profile. Cut off any and all contact with me as if you were avoiding the plague.

I hope you don't speak to your wife like, Brick.

I'd assess your chances for happiness but since I don't know your wife I'm not in a position to say anything intelligent on the matter. All I can do is wish you the best.

So what's the wedding going to be like? Something small?


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just remember your the groom, not the bride

remember that and you'll be fine

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At 6/13/09 07:05 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: Bail on the wedding. She is a gold digger. She plans to divorce you the day after the wedding and women ALWAYS win in divorce court.

Fantastic because we're both pretty much broke.


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Hey, congrats from me too.
I love how Funk's hate is coming through in this thread. I'll just hope FUNK can once be happy. :p

I'm engaged too, by the way, and I don't give a shit what anyone has to say about that. ^_^

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At 6/13/09 05:24 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Marriage. Always. ALWAYS. Ends. BADLY.

ALLLLLLWWWWWAAAAYYYYYYSSS.

I agree. When you get married, the first weeks will be awesome. By the time you get your first kid, you'll end up constantly arguing and fucking things up.

This is a perfect example:


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At 6/13/09 07:15 PM, MICHhimself wrote: Hey, congrats from me too.
I love how Funk's hate is coming through in this thread. I'll just hope FUNK can once be happy. :p

If there was one chance to use an ad hominem I'd use it on him because shoving facts down his throat just isn't enough. You should show him irrefutable evidence to refute his claim and he'd still be the same ignoramus.

No point arguing with a man who can't argue at anyone, about anything.

I'm engaged too, by the way, and I don't give a shit what anyone has to say about that. ^_^

Let's buy matching suits and do it on the same day! HAZZAH!


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Congratulations man!

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congratulations on your marriage, your life is about to turn into a living hell

Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Congratz.

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Aw, congratulations.

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Nice one Bricky, good luck man.

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HAHAHA SUCKER YOUR GETTING MARRIED WITH KIDS HAHAHHA!!!1!1!!11


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At 6/13/09 07:07 PM, Lorkas wrote: You're 20...I'm pretty sure you're going to divorce her and lose half of your house. Good luck though!

hey im 20 too, doesnt mean im going to leave my husband and take all his money! Remeber some people are mature for their age and age is just a number.

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Congratulations! Hope you live happily, and enjoy your life together. 'fore you hop in the sack be sure to offer a toast to your friends at NG.


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At 6/13/09 05:22 PM, Brick-top wrote: Thoughts?

Enjoy your last party. because that wedding ring will seal your fate.

We Wish You a Happy Stay in Shitworld

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Congrats hope your marriage lasts really long.

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Make an account for each of your children. If your wife permits it.


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