Forum Topic: My mom doesn't understsand NG

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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:00 PM

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At 6/13/09 04:59 PM, Luis wrote: i want to fuck your mother.

I want to fuck you.

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At 6/13/09 05:00 PM, drknes wrote:
At 6/13/09 04:59 PM, Luis wrote: i want to fuck your mother.
I want to fuck you.

as do i

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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:10 PM

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Dear wegra2007 mother,
I have had rough gay sex with your son a lot, when you're at work, on the phone and when you're making dinner. I love him ever so, so don't take him away from me or I will have to kill myself and curse you for eternity.

Love EvilJesus xxx

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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:12 PM

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she seems to be ignoring the fact that NG is also a place for highly creative, talented and intelligent individuals............who like to act stupid.


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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:14 PM

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At 6/13/09 05:12 PM, TheDaveAngle wrote: she seems to be ignoring the fact that NG is also a place for highly creative, talented and intelligent individuals
At 6/13/09 05:03 PM, therealanimator wrote:
At 6/13/09 05:00 PM, drknes wrote:
At 6/13/09 04:59 PM, Luis wrote: i want to fuck your mother.
I want to fuck you.
as do i

Oh the irony, it is appalling!
But seriously, haven't you thought of just telling your mom you will stop, and just keep doing it while deleting the history every time you get off the computer, and using a different account?

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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:14 PM

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Your mom sucks worse than mine!


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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:19 PM

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I'm not a drug dealer.
I'm a good boy. Your maaather just needs to stay out of your grill.


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IceFireMudDragon

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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:27 PM

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Just tell her what does it matter about what you do. If you screw up your life (which you won't from NG) then so be it.

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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:40 PM

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I'm probably not saying anything that hasn't been said already, but here goes.

Newgrounds is a gathering place for creative potential. We're designed for the purpose of collecting animations, games, and in the future (hopefully) art and literature, all to be shared openly, without fear of getting shot down by the FCC. The staff said it best: "When we say everything BY everyone, we don't necessarily mean everything FOR everyone."

And yes, a lot of the stuff submitted to the site is offensive, borderline offensive, violent, profane, perverse, adult-rated, or just plain crap. But we have a lot of great submissions too, some of which are perfectly fine for any audience. Newgrounds is a place for entertainment, and getting your name out as a creative talent.

As for the BBS, the people here really aren't any different from the people at your high school (unless you attend some private prep academy, in which case it's only mildly different). True, there are some ridiculous, obscene people here who think anything is funny if you pour enough semen on it. But there are intelligent people too, who can actually take the world seriously and still have a sense of humor about it. We make crude jokes, drug references, sarcastic empty threats; but for the most part we just want to have fun, and there's nothing you'll find here that you won't overhear in a middle school hallway (sad as it may be).

Nutshell: we're not dangerous, we're not problem children; we're just people with a place we like to go. And if you think Newgrounds is a bad influence, you should take a look at the real world.

Thank you.

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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:41 PM

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Shit!
They found out!
Hide the goods, quickly!

It's the only way out!
Contraversal::C&C::FAIL::Idiot Pm's

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Your mom didn't see any of those drugs that I PMed you, did she? Because there were a lot of them- I mean a LOT of drugs. So many drugs.


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Posted at: 6/13/09 05:43 PM

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I believe I once told my parents about the SirTom93 incident...


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therealanimator

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At 6/13/09 05:41 PM, squidly wrote: Shit!
They found out!
Hide the goods, quickly!

man we need a fuckin toilet to flush all the shit.

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parents aren't here to understand they're here to teach you about life and your mom's teaching you one about NG being a continuum of cartoon fools and violence eh same for me

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Posted at: 6/13/09 06:28 PM

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Alright, you could slip a tape recorder in her purse or something and go through the photo album to find an embarrassing picture of her, then upload a flash of the two to spamtheweb.com and link all her friends... or, y'know, if she really does have an account, go through her posts. :P

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Posted at: 6/13/09 06:30 PM

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Stalk the bitch. You have an advantage 'cause you live together.

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At 6/13/09 04:22 PM, RKthrilla wrote:
At 6/13/09 12:37 PM, wegra2007 wrote:
wegra2007, I hope your mother doesn't find that naked picture you posted here a few years back..

That would be terrible..

Haha that's a good one man.


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lol my mom might know i come here but i just signed up 2day lol so i dont know lol

down with sara, up with zammy
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If she prints out all your posts, she's destroying Earth and wasting paper!!!


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Ragnarokia

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Posted at: 6/13/09 09:02 PM

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Thing is to tell your parents not to look up what you are doing. Even though they will think of doing it due to being told they will realise it is best for them not to know.

If my mother found out all the shit I did on here she would get confused and probably upset.

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You seriously nee to beat that bitch to a pulp. Tom Fulp.

Well, that didn't make much sense.

Sup?

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At 6/13/09 08:57 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: If she prints out all your posts, she's destroying Earth and wasting paper!!!

You're right. 2,378 posts is quite a bit to print...

Talk some sense into her! If she prints them all, the Earth will be out of trees!

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TheBoyOfAges

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Posted at: 6/13/09 09:25 PM

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I know how you feel, but she just wants to take it away.

But I suggest giving her this pic from me.

My mom doesn't understsand NG

I flatter uneasily cuz kids intentionally note gazing how all the excitement yearning over us.

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Posted at: 6/13/09 09:42 PM

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At 6/13/09 12:49 PM, peanutfoot932 wrote: In hindsight, you should probably have set a password for your computer and logged out whenever you left it unattended if your mom is that overprotective.

Yeah,my mom do the same stuff,so I just lock my computer with a VERY LONG password like
qazxswedc941 It's easy to rember by looking at your keybord,all you really have to rember is the number 941. It's really funny when My mom is looking at the keybord when I am putting the password in than I log out,5 min later,she's trying my computer,lol! I always get her by turning off the power to my room,the look on her face....FUNNY!


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Posted at: 6/13/09 09:46 PM

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Lmfao.

Well, personally i come to newgrounds as it's one of the few places i can be obscene and rude without having to face any consequences.

I also enjoy satanic fart porn, and casually deal drugs to my neighborhood five year olds.

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Posted at: 6/13/09 09:52 PM

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At 6/13/09 03:42 PM, bulet wrote: Hey want some internet weed?

But seriously, parents these days are WAY too protective. My mom even had an interview with some Child Internet Safety program. Fuck that. Just fuck it.

Internet safety. The worst possible thing you could do is give out your location.

Hey everybody! I found virtual bull crap!!!!

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Posted at: 6/13/09 10:09 PM

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At 6/13/09 12:39 PM, Mr-No-Name wrote: She needs to stop watching FOX News.

Remember the Torture Game!


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Posted at: 6/13/09 10:19 PM

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At 6/13/09 12:48 PM, Sanjay wrote:
I'm sure just about everyone on here including myself has posted questionable material that they wouldn't necessarily want their parents to see. It's a social place for people in their teens and 20s. Most of the content here doesn't seem to be catered towards a middle aged audience.

couldent have said it better my self.

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Posted at: 6/13/09 10:30 PM

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Honestly, I'd rather my son be looking at porn like a normal kid instead of reading what's posted on this bbs.

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Posted at: 6/13/09 10:33 PM

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Lol hahahaha fuck yeah I'm going to end up in juvie.
Tell your mother she can't physically delete your account.


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