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I use a jumbo* green dildo.

At 6/13/09 03:47 PM, masterchef56 wrote: I use a jumbo* green dildo.

Theres a Headshop in my town, they prop the door open with a dildo that stands up by itself, and is probably 2 and a half feet long, now thats a weapon

I don't really need a weapon. Where i live, everybody is all talk. Still have my pocket knife, just in case.

I don't carry a weapon. I use the law.

"Have fun running your puny ass off like the fugitive you want to be if you attack me, boi!"

Yea, but don't tell anyone

Semen is a potent a weapon as i'll ever need up here in Edinburgh.

Five pages worth of replies, so the jokes probably been made, but what the hell.
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Yeah I carry a weapon, just the usual couple of guns!

Your body is a weapon you could kick him in the balls or punch him in the nose or fart in his face XD

At 6/13/09 04:04 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Semen is a potent a weapon as i'll ever need up here in Edinburgh.

if you throw your semen at an atacker in edinburgh, youre just gonna get a date

Yeah I carry a XM134 Minigun in my pocket. You can never be too careful in these turbulent times.

I carry around a razor blade.

Guns dont kill people i do

At 6/13/09 04:24 PM, racdos66 wrote: Guns dont kill people i do

lol just like mc vagina http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1B rk

rule 14 always carry a knife

I carry two guns around. (Pops out arms) BOOM, BOOM, FIREPOWA.

At 6/13/09 06:02 PM, ImlunchBoxx wrote: rule 14 always carry a knife

Yeah, you always need a knife, for something. I think Excessively big knives are pointless to carry everywhere [in certain situations of course bigger is better] because, as a tool theyre awkward if theyre too big, and as a weapon you only need 3, 4 inches to be effective.

also seraded edges, alot of people like these knives, but as a tool, they're only good if you need a seraded edge, and they make any other job more difficult, and as a weapon, they actually dont cut as easy or as clean.

[ everyones just saying knives, I figured I'd actually talk about them a little]

Sometimes a pocket knife, if not, always a comb.

ALSO WHAT'S A CHOLO???

I just carrie a pocket knife with me. I useally keep it hidden in my pocket but sometimes I'll just have it out and ready depending on where I am.

MY FISTS, THE ARE MADE OF STEEL!

At 6/13/09 06:23 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Sometimes a pocket knife, if not, always a comb.

ALSO WHAT'S A CHOLO???

Mexican Gangster

My tits work as sub-machine guns.

At 6/13/09 04:47 AM, budda121 wrote: i rencently stole(badass) a huge ass switchblade from walmart.it is literally the size of a penis.

Erect or Flaccid?

I don't usually carry any weapons on me, but I always have things that could be of use in certain situations, like duct tape, rope, a pocket knife, etc. Some of those things are considered makeshift weapons I guess.

Then again, I wouldn't need weapons when I could just outrun them - and if not, then I'd do some pretty nasty things in a fight to protect my life. The human body is incredibly frail, and it doesn't take much to kill or critically injure someone if you do the right thing to the right places.

At 6/13/09 04:30 AM, bmxdudleydo wrote: zingI carry a weapon MY COCK!

fuck beat me to it..

not in real life, but in rs i do.

My foot in whoever f*cks with me's ass

When at home (I.E. anti-burglary/ general intruder defence): My trusty 1911 pistol, A tire iron, and a katana.

street- a well-sharpened box cutter that I keep in my pocket when traveling on foot through the dangerous territory surrounding my LBC condo. Seriously, less than 2 miles from here its nothing but wasteland, run-down building and belligerent minorities that try and start a fight for no reason. I also keep a heavy steel mallet in my car to fight carjackers. only needed it once. Faggot runs up to me at a stop sign and waves a crowbar telling me to get out. I open the door and grab my ban hammer at the same time and apparently he was too fucking stupid to check me. He throws the crowbar in the car and jumps in. Thats when he got a hammer blow to the head. I dragged his stunned ass out and beat him two more times for good measure. Getting back in my car, he started to get up, at which point I threw his shitty rusted crowbar at him, hitting his arm. Then I drove off and drove home as fast as I could.

Moral: Leave my Subaru alone, or I will fuck you up BAD.

At 6/13/09 07:28 PM, syrulian wrote: My tits work as sub-machine guns.

Biological warfare doesn't count

I have an old aluminum bat in my back seat, and i carry a c02 powered bb pistol in my center consol.

Srsly.

This is why you keep a lot of huge kitchen knives around.

i have a mac-10 on me and a hunting knife and i always carry my good ol' glock oh and if its night i have a sawn off on me