Things not to do/say at a wedding?

[Wegra]

What are some things you shouldn't do or say at a wedding. I'd say Hire a male stripper to the party. Or say " Can we speed this up? I want some fucking wedding cake!"

[Irrelephant]

Fart.

[xports]

"Have fun with your new wife! I know I did!"

[Mr-No-Name]

Pour hotsauce into the pasture's eyes, then throwing my own shit all over the wedding cake.

And at the end, I DANCE!!!

[Proottalfain]

"So where are the blood-stained sheets?"

[CowGoMoo]

"YOU FUCKING JEWS."

[zero-gravity]

At 6/12/09 07:10 PM, CowGoMoo wrote: "YOU FUCKING JEWS."

that is just bad to say anywhere lol

[GeoPowa]

Have sex on the altar..

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 6/12/09 07:06 PM, wegra2007 wrote: What are some things you shouldn't do or say at a wedding. I'd say Hire a male stripper to the party. Or say " Can we speed this up? I want some fucking wedding cake!"

I'd make a comment regarding the verb "rape", but that would risk being banned for a period of time.

So instead I'll say actually replying when the priest, ship captain, etc asks "speak now or forever hold your peace".

[RydiaLockheart]

A wedding is not a beer blast. Don't get piss drunk there, and certainly don't get piss drunk and act stupid. One of my friends got married a couple years back, and a different friend's younger brother did this. Dumbass.

[MetallixTheKnight]

"Hey, where's the bathroom in this place? I forgot to yank it before we left."

Surprised nobody said that yet.

[TheTrooper5]

Make a thread bound to be full of cringe worthy attempts at humour...

[TechnoGoomba]

"I do."

[Greenfrost6]

'SALLY? IS THAT YOU? WHY DID YOU NEVER CALL BACK?!'

[Penrodeo]

"Yeah, she was an ok lay. Sort of a brick, though."

Direct that to the groom.

[SardonicLich]

Um dont hump the bride?

[bl00db47h]

Um, honey, can we speed this up? I've got a date at three o'clock.

OH RLY?

[shikamaru-nara]

Rubbing your penis all over the wedding cake, without anyone noticing it of course, and revealing it after it's all eaten up. (Don't eat it yourself lol).

[WATCHurFLAG]

At 6/12/09 07:34 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: "I do."

lol, This is the worse thing to say at a wedding.

[gibleto]

Pick your nose.

[blackabyss763]

Don't cut in on the first dance.
Don't speak when the pastor asks for objections to the marriage.
Don't be an attention whore unless it's your wedding day.
Don't get drunk before or during the wedding.
Don't streak.
Don't sabotage the ceremony.
Don't make any "suggestions" about how the wedding could've been better to the bride.
And lastly, don't get up in the middle of the ceremony. Breaking any of these rules can result in you being maimed by the bride and/or the groom.

[Sensationalism]

At 6/12/09 08:03 PM, WATCHurFLAG wrote:

At 6/12/09 07:34 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: "I do."

lol, This is the worse thing to say at a wedding.

Haha you sillies!!

[Boss]

Yelling "HOLY SHIT" When a clowns shadow puppets eats people.

I generally don't think that would ever happen at a wedding though.

[HibiscusKazeneko]

At 6/12/09 07:11 PM, zero-gravity wrote:

At 6/12/09 07:10 PM, CowGoMoo wrote: "YOU FUCKING JEWS."

that is just bad to say anywhere lol

Especially after what happened this week in Washington, D.C.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Do NOT blow out the unity candle during or after the ceremony. It could be ominous if you do.

[ifureadthisdie]

" i don't"

[FattyWhale]

At 6/12/09 07:15 PM, MetallixTheKnight wrote: "Hey, where's the bathroom in this place? I forgot to yank it before we left."

Surprised nobody said that yet.

Just yank it during the ceremony. Climax when they kiss.

[HibiscusKazeneko]

At 6/12/09 10:40 PM, blackabyss763 wrote: Don't cut in on the first dance.

Not even if the bride's hair is on fire?

Don't speak when the pastor asks for objections to the marriage.

They typically don't; problem solved.

Don't be an attention whore unless it's your wedding day.

Hint, hint, future mothers-in-law.

Don't get drunk before or during the wedding.

And don't give lapdances, either.

Don't streak.

Unless it's a nudist wedding.

Don't sabotage the ceremony.

I think all of the above count as "sabotage."

Don't make any "suggestions" about how the wedding could've been better to the bride.

Yes, the last thing you need is to be bitch-slapped in the middle of the reception.

And lastly, don't get up in the middle of the ceremony. Breaking any of these rules can result in you being maimed by the bride and/or the groom.

Or the security personnel.

[spiderleet]

So wheres the bride?

[ImlunchBoxx]

breakfasts on me!

[6r0undZ3r0]

At 6/12/09 07:34 PM, TechnoGoomba wrote: "I do."

I think I'd have to agree.