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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:09 PM
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If your father, and a whore were drowning in a river, and you could only save one of them.
Who would you save?
I did it for the lulz:
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:10 PM
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The whore.
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My dad. What the fuck?
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My father.
Is this a riddle?
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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:11 PM
At 6/12/09 03:10 PM, Headshot777 wrote: My dad. What the fuck?
What, so you'd leave your mother to drown?
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What if my mother was the whore? Oh wait, whores get paid unlike my mother. But anyway, I'd save my dad if that "whore" wasn't my mom.
That's some hot shit.
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:12 PM
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At 6/12/09 03:11 PM, Burnzoid wrote: At 6/12/09 03:10 PM, Headshot777 wrote: My dad. What the fuck?What, so you'd leave your mother to drown?
...I guess this thread is over, then. Good show, good show...
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umm there are many whores to have but one father .
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The whore, you heartless bastard.
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:14 PM
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My dads is pretty heavy but id choose the whore.
one reason is because he can hold his breath and hed float on the water so not a porblem
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:15 PM
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The whore. My dad is a complete bitch anyway. Besides I got dishes that need to be done.
I scratch your back you scratch mine sort of deal. :P
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In my case, whoever I would've choosen between the two of them, the result would be a hoe. D:
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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:16 PM
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my dad, whores can contain an STD. also. there are alot of whores in the world. and you have only one dad.
the whore also knew that her job would contain risks.
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:17 PM
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Why the fuck do I have to save either of them, this is bullshit!
Lol, I'd save them both because I'm that awesome.
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:18 PM
At 6/12/09 03:15 PM, FurryFox wrote: The whore. My dad is a complete bitch anyway. Besides I got dishes that need to be done.
... Youre gonna settle for that?
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:21 PM
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My dad dumbfuck. There's millions of whores in the world but I've only got one dad.
And after I save him, he'd give me money for a whore so there.
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:25 PM
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At 6/12/09 03:17 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Why the fuck do I have to save either of them, this is bullshit! Lol, I'd save them both because I'm that awesome.
I'd save Prinzy after he drowned trying to carry two people.
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:27 PM
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i assuming the whore gives free bjs after right?
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:29 PM
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My father for the obvious reason that he's blood.
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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:32 PM
At 6/12/09 03:25 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: At 6/12/09 03:17 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Why the fuck do I have to save either of them, this is bullshit! Lol, I'd save them both because I'm that awesome.I'd save Prinzy after he drowned trying to carry two people.
When I got out of the intensive care unit from inhaling a buttload of water, I'd buy you a massage with happy ending.
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:34 PM
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My father. He wouldn't survive; he's handicapped!
I may be a piece of shit, but I'm not completely heartless...
Yet.
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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:36 PM
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Why the hell would you be at a river with a whore? And why would your DAD be there with you two? Gross!
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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:39 PM
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My dad I guess. Whores can float
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Posted at: 6/12/09 05:08 PM
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That's a kneeslapper.
Why is it that a man can't hold another man's scrotum in the palm of his hand (as an act of friendship) without risking being called a member of the homosexual community?
Posted at: 6/12/09 05:27 PM
At 6/12/09 05:08 PM, Sabotage wrote: At 6/12/09 03:11 PM, Burnzoid wrote: At 6/12/09 03:10 PM, Headshot777 wrote: My dad. What the fuck?What, so you'd leave your mother to drown?That's a kneeslapper.
Indeed sir, indeed.
Posted at: 6/12/09 05:29 PM
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looooooooooooooooooooooool i'd save dad.
Posted at: 6/12/09 05:37 PM
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At 6/12/09 03:17 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
Well I'd save ALL THREE OF THEM.
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Posted at: 6/12/09 05:40 PM
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My father of course. Whores are dispensable. Plus they're like hydras so there's plenty to still go around.
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Posted at: 6/12/09 05:46 PM
At 6/12/09 05:40 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: My father of course. Whores are dispensable. Plus they're like hydras so there's plenty to still go around.
Are you saying that prostitues have serpent-like heads somewhere on their bodies which multiply when you chop them off?
If that is the case, I'm going to the university, so that in the future, I can be a pimp. :3
Posted at: 6/12/09 05:50 PM
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Let's rewind this back a bit, they were both convicted of with-craft right?!
This guy's a prick Well, I'd kick your ass, if my repsawn time ended XD
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