Forum Topic: Make Your Own Conspiracy Theory

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SlaveToTheWage

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What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Time you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Boy Band made up of Penguins with help from the RIAA.
The conspiracy first started during World War 17 in Hell. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Pearl Harbor.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by giving blowjobs to random people.

They want to rape Jesus and imprison resisters in Amsterdam using Tricycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must die. Since the media is controlled by the Catholic Church we should get our information from Richard Nixon.


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SlaveToTheWage

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wrong forum.Doh.


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*Wry smile*

You may just be trying to be funny.

But that excuse has no authority over my mine.

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bumcheekcity

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Posted at: 1/24/04 02:58 AM

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I think we're probably about to our limit with Conspiracy Theories now...


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At 1/24/04 02:58 AM, bumcheekcity wrote: I think we're probably about to our limit with Conspiracy Theories now...

No we're not. Here's one:

Al Gore is really a cleverly disguised robotic oak tree, sent to brainwash everyone by the radical group "Green Peace."


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Posted at: 1/24/04 10:04 PM

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Bah! You people suck as conspiricists.

The widely popular online multiplayer computer game "America's Army" was actually a joint venture between the US Army and the FBI.

The FBI had concocted a keylogging program, dubbed as "Magic Lantern", that records keystrokes of the machine that it inhabits much like the malicious software hackers use to break into systems with captured passwords and user accounts.

Anywhooo... this game was created with state of the art gaming technology (Unreal 2 engine) and built around the highly popular First Person Shooter hoopla of Counter-strike. The Army offered it free of charge to anybody who wished to download it and register with a valid email address. The game was also handed on CD's at various recruiting stations as a tool to lure avid gamers closer to Uncle Sam's reach (purely a second hand benefit).

Making the game appealing (and free) was the main focus as it would ensure that the software gets installed into just about every internet-accessible machine in the world. Sniffers were then employed to locate key words and terms in order to reveal potential terrorists in the post 9/11 era.

We are being watched and no one cares.

Miscellaneous Facts:
- Microsoft was unwilling to include the FBI's package in it's release of Windows XP.
- Symantec, makers of Norton Utilities, initially declined in making their antivirus software blind to the program's existence once installed but soon gave way to government pressure.


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At 1/23/04 07:30 PM, SlaveToTheWage wrote: wrong forum.Doh.

bwahaha! I was interested in slavetothewage visiting the politics forum =P

I never go to general anymore.. hmm.

The one thing force produces is resistance.

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all forms of media are actualy controlled by the government, and they are trying to influence you to join there world army, in subtle hynosis. There first wave was the so called "pokemon" turned digimon. Right now the hypnosis attacks are being done by a "Sponge Bob Square Pants". As you can see they are trying to influence the youth. In five years don't be too suprised to see your child strangling you with the cable tv wire exclaiming "I AM THE WILL OF TELLETUBIES!"


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how bout this, the eloctrons that make up atoms are bieng replaced with nanomachines that will be used to lower prices of consumer goods


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At 1/24/04 03:46 PM, Proteas wrote: Al Gore is really a cleverly disguised robotic oak tree, sent to brainwash everyone by the radical group "Green Peace."

That's not a theory. Everyone KNOWS that's true.


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My mother isnt realy my mother she is a evil robot sent from the future to annoy and destroy my life!


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Proteas

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At 1/25/04 04:26 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:
At 1/24/04 03:46 PM, Proteas wrote: Al Gore is really a cleverly disguised robotic oak tree, sent to brainwash everyone by the radical group "Green Peace."
That's not a theory. Everyone KNOWS that's true.

Then why don't we hear more about it?! COVER UP!!!!!


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At 1/23/04 07:28 PM, SlaveToTheWage wrote: What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Time you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Boy Band made up of Penguins with help from the RIAA.
The conspiracy first started during World War 17 in Hell. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Pearl Harbor.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by giving blowjobs to random people.

They want to rape Jesus and imprison resisters in Amsterdam using Tricycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must die. Since the media is controlled by the Catholic Church we should get our information from Richard Nixon.

Take out the right words and this paragraph would make a nifty conspiracy theory Ad-Lib....

In order to understand ______ (noun) you need to realize that everything is controlled by a(n) ______ (noun) made up of _____ (plural noun) with help from the ______ (noun).

The conspiracy fist started during ______ (event) in _____ (place). They have been responsible for many _____ (plural noun) throughout history, including _____ (event).

Today, members of the _____ (noun) are everywhere. They can be identified by giving _____ (plural noun) to _____ (adjective) _____ (plural noun).

They want to _____ (verb) Jesus and imprison _____ (plural noun) in _____ (place) using _____ (plural noun).

In order to prepare for this, we all must _____ (verb). Since the _____ (plural noun) is controled by the _____ (organization) we should get our information from _____ (name of person).


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three words:
elections are fixed

(by ygbvybdtgyhz) *gets shot by the agents of the toilet paper industry*

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bumcheekcity

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At 1/26/04 12:38 AM, smurvey wrote: Take out the right words and this paragraph would make a nifty conspiracy theory Ad-Lib....

Just to let you know, I printed that out, and had a laugh with it.


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