I say, what are you tossers up to now, hmm?
Please, explain to me, this, this "Monocle" idea of yours, as I have not the fuzziest idea what you are talking about. What, if I may ask, might you be trying, to achieve with this thread?
And where´s yon tea, one knows one must have tea for these sort of things! Oh, the humanity of it all. Oh well, I suppose we can make do with biscuits. What´s that? No biscuits? Buggers. Well then it can´t be helped then, we will have to do afternoon tea with neither tea nor biscuits. In fact, why bother having tea at all, yes, let´s just save ourselves for dinner, shall we? Ah yes, dinner. A nice, warm bowl of soup, a sunday roast to stuff one´s guts with after a long day of fox hunting and plum pudding for dessert, it will be absolutely scrumptious, I say!
Come now, say again? There will be no dinner either? What shall we do then when we come back, peckish from a long day of fox hunting? What sort of countryside manor is this? What´s that? It isn´t, you say? Well, pardon me sir, but I think someone has earned himself a spot in the loonhouse here!
