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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:05 AM
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At 6/12/09 02:35 AM, wonderland-hatter wrote: Worst state ever.
lol, irony.
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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:15 AM
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At 6/12/09 02:33 AM, Proottalfain wrote: At 6/12/09 01:57 AM, mrsmiles703 wrote: At 6/12/09 01:41 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Only two things come out of Texas. Steers and Queers, and I don't see no horns on you boy.wow. could not wait to pull that one out could you? frankly that is a terrible diss because most Texans hate queers. Problem is is that they keep flooding us from California "looking for work" because cal. is flat broke.Lol you really are a dumb Texan. So you did not even understand his joke? Queers COME OUT of Texas. Texans hate them, so they COME OUT of it.
At 6/12/09 01:57 AM, mrsmiles703 wrote: At 6/12/09 01:41 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Only two things come out of Texas. Steers and Queers, and I don't see no horns on you boy.wow. could not wait to pull that one out could you? frankly that is a terrible diss because most Texans hate queers. Problem is is that they keep flooding us from California "looking for work" because cal. is flat broke.
At 6/12/09 01:41 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Only two things come out of Texas. Steers and Queers, and I don't see no horns on you boy.
wait...what? that does not make any sense because he told me he did not see any horns indicating I am a queer. And if what you say is true then that joke is flawed because I LIVE in Texas and if queers come out and I am still in then thus I am neither queer nor steer. so the follow up statement of not having any horns meaning I am queer is invalid because although I have no horns I am still in Texas and if queers and steers are the only ones to leave and I have not left that indicates that I am not a queer so thus the joke contradicts its self.
Not as dumb as you stereotype huh?
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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:17 AM
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At 6/12/09 03:15 AM, mrsmiles703 wrote: And if what you say is true then that joke is flawed
This is all my fault. I didn't do the joke right. I just tossed it about willy nilly without any thought to the lives I might ruin. My bad.
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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:32 AM
For the record I'm pretty sure T-N-T is from Texas too.
Posted at: 6/12/09 03:56 AM
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Queers are wonderful people and steers are wonderful animals, I wouldn't mind being either. Though I'd hate to die so you meanies could eat me.
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Posted at: 6/12/09 03:59 AM
At 6/12/09 03:56 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Queers are wonderful people and steers are wonderful animals, I wouldn't mind being either. Though I'd hate to die so you meanies could eat me.
Amen to that. I got beef with beef. And all real Texans should only grill what they kill anyway.
Posted at: 6/12/09 04:02 AM
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True, true.
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Posted at: 6/12/09 04:50 AM
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At 6/12/09 01:42 AM, Saen wrote: At 6/12/09 01:41 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Only two things come out of Texas. Steers and Queers, and I don't see no horns on you boy.Way to be original. Ignus, for those who don't know.
Ignus, for those who don't know.
I may have heard that somewhere elseperhaps, hmm?
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Posted at: 6/12/09 10:05 AM
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I agree I hate living her =( It's hot and boring.
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Posted at: 6/12/09 10:42 AM
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Posted at: 6/13/09 02:00 PM
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What you're looking at here is probably the most well known user from Texas.
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Posted at: 6/13/09 02:35 PM
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Posted at: 6/13/09 03:16 PM
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I always got a very bad impression of texas because it's the state bush was born in.
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Posted at: 6/13/09 03:17 PM
At 6/13/09 03:16 PM, Fim wrote: I always got a very bad impression of texas because it's the state bush was born in.
George Bush and George W. Bush were not born in Texas.
George Bush was born in Massachusetts. George W. Bush was born in Connecticut.
Posted at: 6/13/09 03:30 PM
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im from texas boooiiiiiiiii!!
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Posted at: 6/13/09 03:39 PM
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At 6/12/09 01:39 AM, Saen wrote: You must have fat balls to live in the state with the highest murder count.
We don't know if that statement is accurate; there have been revelations lately that other states have doctored their statistics. From what I know, Arizona and California are about as dangerous due to their proximity to the border with Mexico. I'm not sure if New Mexico has as much of the same problems, however.
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Posted at: 6/13/09 03:41 PM
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i got one word to describe texas. fuckin austin! no wait, thats 2 words...
Posted at: 6/13/09 03:42 PM
You don't have to. We can use you as a state university mascot and let you live in the lap of luxury.
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I would expect most of the people who create an account, but never contribute to the site to be from "dumb" areas of the country. I would expect the few that contribute real animations to the site to be from the east coast, maybe a few from the west, and in more intelligent countries. Up to you where Texas fits in.
Posted at: 6/13/09 03:44 PM
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Steers and Queers quote comes from Full Metal Jacket, ya nubzz.
And I used to live in Dallas, but now I live in Austin, the only good city in Texas ;)
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Posted at: 6/13/09 04:04 PM
At 6/13/09 03:17 PM, T-N-T wrote: At 6/13/09 03:16 PM, Fim wrote: I always got a very bad impression of texas because it's the state bush was born in.George Bush and George W. Bush were not born in Texas. George Bush was born in Massachusetts. George W. Bush was born in Connecticut.
Are you sure? :/
I swore he was from texas, cant rememeber where from. Was he not the senator for texas or something?
Posted at: 6/13/09 04:12 PM
At 6/13/09 04:04 PM, Fim wrote:
Are you sure? :/ I swore he was from texas, cant rememeber where from. Was he not the senator for texas or something?
He lived in Texas, but he was born from another state.
Posted at: 6/13/09 04:18 PM
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Well, I lived in Texas for eight years, and I still used newgrounds.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 08:45 AM
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Hey guys I use to live in Oak Cliff, but now in Lancaster that's just to the side of Desoto. WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT! DD dude we all live like a couple hours away from one another. thats so cool. we could play halo 3 and shit. OMG OMG OMG. now I have to learn to avoid him.
Hey guys I use to live in Oak Cliff, but now in Lancaster that's just to the side of Desoto. WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT! D
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D dude we all live like a couple hours away from one another. thats so cool. we could play halo 3 and shit. OMG OMG OMG. now I have to learn to avoid him.
I am just 5 minutes from Lancaster. Beat that BOA!
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Posted at: 6/15/09 08:57 AM
Texas can not be the worst state ever because...
-Pantera is from Texas. -We have 5 different types of climates. -second highest GSP. -highest speed limit, 80 MPH. -largest state fair. -Stone Cold is from Texas. -Jamie Foxx is from Texas. -Dennis Quaid is from Texas. -Steve Martin is from Texas. - Dallas Cowboys with the most Superbowl wins.
Utah is obviously the worst state.
Posted at: 6/15/09 09:31 AM
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I am on the Gulf Coast & still recouping from Ike.
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Posted at: 6/15/09 09:32 AM
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Posted at: 6/15/09 09:56 AM
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; At 6/15/09 08:45 AM, Synnyr wrote:
I'll take any of you bitches 1 on 1... on street fighter 4
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