Urine... No... Sperm!?

[skykid10]

Kinda bummed here. I haven't been on the NGBBS in a while, but here I am with an exiting new story... And Question...
So I'm here on the computer okay? Then I feel the need to go to the bathroom. I head to the toilet and do my buisness. Then when I try to pee, sperm comes out. What the...?! Seriously!
I wasn't jackin off, I wasn;t watchin porn, I didn't even have an erection. Why is this?!

[Valjylmyr]

Are you sure your piss wasn't just milky?

[Qwazal]

your fat.

[skykid10]

At 6/11/09 03:22 PM, Qwazal wrote: your fat.

Nah, I'm skinny and light for my age.
And yes it wasn't milky. It felt just like it.

[dx5231]

I bet you were jacking off.

[skykid10]

I wasn't. Thats the porblem. Now that I think of it.... It's not a problem!

I am who I am. Yahoo!

[TOEZ]

If it's not sperm, it probably has something to do with you haveing diabeties. I dunno, but if you start pissing out blanks, you may have some type of diabeties.

[saltovergray]

Um, maybe go to a doctor? I'd freak out if I starting pissing sperm.

[Valjylmyr]

Not exactly your problem, but I think it's close enough.

Chlamydia, lol.

[Ozcar]

It's nor sperm. silly...Looked like sperm but it was pee...

Next time taste it and you'll see it's just pee... You might have a problem in your kidneys, you should go see a Doctor.

[Skwurll]

see a doctor, they'll probably know more about it than the Ng BBS

Not that you all aren't fine folks, but we don't have formal education in medical matters...

[skykid10]

One problem. It wasn't a lot. It was only like a quarter of the usual or less of what's made.

[Figter]

At 6/11/09 03:48 PM, skykid10 wrote: One problem. It wasn't a lot. It was only like a quarter of the usual or less of what's made.

Or mayby the lights fucked the pee up and you thought it was white, just go to a docter if it happends again tho.

[skykid10]

At 6/11/09 03:51 PM, Otto wrote: Well, when a water balloon deflates, a little bit stays in the water balloon, right? Well, it must've just been like that. You jerked off previously, and a bit of jizz was still in your floppy cock and slid out when you went for a piss.

Lol, sounds reasonable

[bboston7]

That's fucked up. I would go to the doctor.

[shikamaru-nara]

How's about this theory;
You produce lots of sperm very quickly because your testicles has gotten used to frequent fapping, but you didn't fap the day/night before peeing sperm, so your sperm bladder couldn't hold more sperm and released the load so it wouldn't burst?

[CHP]

That picture is disturbing...ow...
Anyways, just go to a doctor. This is NG, someones bound to troll you sooner or later now, then the topic will get locked, and a doctor won't do that. Either that or ask on some medical site, or just google it. But a doctor is really your best bet.

[rsslee43]

...Good for you?
You're probably developing a disease or infection. Check with your local GP.