Help me out NG, tell me everything

[Cryoma]

You know about Ninja.
Doesn't have to be valid information, what I'm looking for actually is a bunch of wrong and stupid info about Ninja.
i.e. they run on water, wear orange jumpsuits, throw knives like a machine gun, and so on.
Just rattle off whatever comes to mind when you hear Ninja.

I'll credit the most helpful in the finished game.

[TNT]

They wear black suits.

[Cryoma]

At 6/11/09 02:10 PM, T-N-T wrote: They wear black suits.

That's a good start.

[Cryoma]

At 6/11/09 02:14 PM, Twilight wrote: Clock-Ninja is what came to mind.

He's cool.

That's not quite what I'm looking for, at all.
Not one lickity-split bit.
Move along.

[Jonny879]

they can jump like 5 stories high

[Jercurpac]

Ninjas are excellent chefs. They make these adorable little snicker doodles that are shaped like kunai knives. They put a little red icing on the tip to simulate the blood of an assassinated feudal lord and they're always the number one seller at their annual bake sale.

[TNT]

Once upon a time in the far away land of China City, TX (made up), there was a young handsome ninja that plays guitar and has spiritual friends that can morph into anything he pleases. However his friends are only limited in strength because they break apart easily. However, this ninja can fight using his sword and guitar as well.

And that my friend, it is he: T-N-T.

Nah just kidding, but seriously, black suit.

[saltovergray]

Katanas and neck snapping.

[Cryoma]

At 6/11/09 02:17 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Ninjas are excellent chefs. They make these adorable little snicker doodles that are shaped like kunai knives. They put a little red icing on the tip to simulate the blood of an assassinated feudal lord and they're always the number one seller at their annual bake sale.

I'm putting that in for the lulz.

[SeaBoundRhino]

They're completely silent.
They hide in shadows.
Master any weapons.
Can kill you with their pinky finger.

Helpful?

[Jonny]

They throw them cool disk things.

[NekoMika]

Some fun facts about ninjas:

They only eat cupcakes and fuck trees.
Their only weakness is sandwiches.
They drink sea water.
They throw shurikens at the half past the speed of smell.

[4urentertainment]

All you need to know about Ninjas.

[Jonny879]

At 6/11/09 02:17 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Ninjas are excellent chefs. They make these adorable little snicker doodles that are shaped like kunai knives. They put a little red icing on the tip to simulate the blood of an assassinated feudal lord and they're always the number one seller at their annual bake sale.

no you mean luchaor wrestlers

like el feurte

[Soapbubble]

They wear cups to protect their humongous scrotums.

[CowGoMoo]

ninjas are kickass

[NekoMika]

They only know how to do the jitter bug and caramelldansen which makes them vulnerable.

[TNT]

At 6/11/09 02:20 PM, SCTE3 wrote: They only know how to do the jitter bug and caramelldansen which makes them vulnerable.

And with the powers combined, they do the ALL MIGHTY JITTER BUG, which forces anyone in front of them to dance with them. Then die.

[Sensationalism]

-They jump out of sewers and surprise attack you
- They don't have eyes, but know exactly what is going on
-They turn into balloons and float away when hit

[Soapbubble]

At 6/11/09 02:23 PM, Sensationalism wrote: -They jump out of sewers and surprise attack you
- They don't have eyes, but know exactly what is going on
-They turn into balloons and float away when hit

Oh, they have eyes, but they're inside out.

[deathharpist]

Once upon a time a ninja got undressed and revealed there ws nothing under the suit except a hot naked chick with a humongous rack. It was a raccoon!

[Ironosaur]

Nobody really can see exactly what they looks like because ninjas are SUPPOSED to be secretive, and hide when they kill, and kill swiftly/without notice/without much of a trace, not be obnoxious people in bright-colored suits who will yell, clamber, and have a rough, long fight, and use magic.

[rsslee43]

... They jump well... very well...

[kylenitz]

The only video game they play is RED STEEL on the wii.

[tommyx]

Ninja ! the full infomration ! can't pass it

[Hellian00]

You can't see ninja.

[GoronMaster]

Bwaa ha ha ha I will never reaveal my secrets!

[Rucklo]

ninjas? they're only trolls in disguise.

[Nessbeatsfox]

Most of them are actually 80 year old women. It's true. My grandma's out right now fighting off Godzilla or something. That's what Ninjas do right? Fight evil monsters terrorizing the city? Yeah.

[Cryoma]

I've got some good ones so far, thanks guys.