have you ever been cock blocked?

[Jonny879]

have you ever been cock blocked? if so, when did it happen and when it did happen what did you do? personally think that cock blocking is hilarious to do to your friends

maybe thats cause i cock lock myself...

if you don't know what cock blocking means look here

[Twilight]

I don't get cock blocked...

But watching other people get CB'd is too funny.

[Sinitech]

Pfft, I haven't left my computer desk in like, 9 years.

[TheTrooper5]

Not unless my other hand gets jealous.

[ErickBg3]

Hellz yea i hate that shit in school, random people come and start talkin to you wen you really dont give a shit

[andhination]

Every time I look at a girl, my best friend falls in love with her.

SO YES HE STOPS ME GETTING ANYONE

>:(

[ixintro]

90% of my experience with girls has been interrupted by my dumbass friends cockblocking me... Which sucks since they're very successful with girls, yet I'm too considerate to return the favor and ruin their times.

[Jake]

Yup, I had my girlfriend's mom walk in just as we were starting to get it on. Our clothes weren't off or anything yet, but it was pretty obvious what we were doing. Needless to say, she killed the mood and we didn't end up doing anything afterward.

It really sucked. A few days later my girlfriend got sick and threw up in the morning, and her mom accused her of being pregnant.

[Spartan500]

no, because i'm not a fag, but i'm sure you have, i didn't read your post.

[BHBK]

Aids is real.............u guys should keep your dick in your pants!!

[Gein]

Yes I have, sister came in and started talking. BAAAAAAAAAAW

[MultiCanimefan]

I am the master cock-blocker, mercilessly obliterating the amorous atmosphere of any would-be sexual situation through either accurate implementation of many a wry comment of my sarcastic reserves or the mere presence of my being through which my eccentricity ecstatically flows . Fear me.

[Shakyjake]

Aye, on my birthday last year I was set to go home with this girl I'd met at the student union, but my friend decided he wanted to run along and jump on benches, and then landed on his face. I was the only one of my friends still there so I had to take him to the damn hospital.

[killer32]

cockblock is a part of trolling so yes a cockblock

[Dibsy-Jr]

i got cock blocked at a party by a mate of mine, was dancing with this really hot girl and then he came back after having gone to the toilet, wasted and didnt have a clue that i was basically telling him to fuck off, he later told me she had a boyfriend, so i left it, a few days later i found out she didn't have a boyfriend and she was amazingly hot, i called my mate a bastard and a cock blocker as i'll never see this girl again, but he's still my mate

[Sensationalism]

At 6/11/09 01:43 PM, Sinitech wrote: Pfft, I haven't left my computer desk in like, 9 years.

Dude, this.

[Michaelas10]

What the hell, NG?