New Grounds Help Me Fast!!

[elace]

i posted first thread in politics i apologize and i have been pinching my nose and hold my head back it is still bleeding

i was sittin in my boxer breifs playing tekken. When i sneezed and put my left hand up to my nose. Drawing away my hand i saw blood on it. i put my finger to my nose and it got covered in blood. it stings a little and it is still bleeding bad. I dont wanna go to a doctor becuase of a nose bleed. i hear my mom making breakfast in the kitchen and she will freak the fuck out if i show her. What should i do ?

i keep wiping the blood off on my hand and i am still playing tekken ~~

here is all the blood on my right hand/arm

[elace]

blood on my left hand

[elace]

my nose

[Armerad]

Tell your mom and/or shove a tissue up your nose. Never had a nosebleed?

[elace]

At 6/11/09 10:09 AM, Armerad wrote: Tell your mom and/or shove a tissue up your nose. Never had a nosebleed?

not one this bad

it has been bleeding for like 6 minutes and is stinging and still bleeding

[4urentertainment]

Stop using your hands as tissues and use real tissues.

[Minners]

Stop picking it then. Go tell your mother and she will help you out.

Is bad no?

[LegolaSS]

i like the fact how instead of going to help... you take pictures of yourself and your problem while your losing small amounts of blood then come to NG's for help?... i have to agree with some people here... did your brain come out when you sneezed?

head back, hold nose at the top... get yourself cleaned up... carry on playing tekken... job done

[AudioGmez]

By looking at your games i see you have little big planet mind sending me it? I'll give you help and a cheeseburger.

[Cojones893]

Don't put your fucking head back. That is stupid. Where is the logic. The blood is going to come out anyways. Holding your head back doesn't magically put the blood back in your body. Tilting your head back sends the blood down your throat which can enter your lungs. Just let it bleed man. TILT YOUR HEAD FORWARD and pinch your nose.

[elace]

lmao little update

it is still bleeding and im feeling light headed now

i would hate to tell my mom cuase she freaks out bout this kinda shit

so if it is still bleeding in 10 minutes ima go tell her

until then i am gonna carry on playing tekken

[Corky-D]

At 6/11/09 10:31 AM, Cojones893 wrote: Don't put your fucking head back. That is stupid. Where is the logic. The blood is going to come out anyways. Holding your head back doesn't magically put the blood back in your body. Tilting your head back sends the blood down your throat which can enter your lungs. Just let it bleed man. TILT YOUR HEAD FORWARD and pinch your nose.

I can't understand why people would do that.
Anyone who disagrees with this is a fucking moron.

[Gateau]

I think that you should go let your mom know and go lie down; if you're a hemophiliac (you'd probably know by now lol) then you need to get the the hospital immediately as your nose will not stop bleeding (if you aren't, then you are fine).

Stop going to the BBS for answers, to talk to your parents. If you have the energy to take pictures and post topics, then I think you'll be okay.

[Leidolfr]

ok, who thought of that Beavis and Butthead episode, huh, huh

[ Uhh, yeah, Beavis is Bleeding, umm, no, its like, out of his nose, and stuff]

[elace]

At 6/11/09 10:43 AM, Gateau wrote: I think that you should go let your mom know and go lie down; if you're a hemophiliac (you'd probably know by now lol) then you need to get the the hospital immediately as your nose will not stop bleeding (if you aren't, then you are fine).

Stop going to the BBS for answers, to talk to your parents. If you have the energy to take pictures and post topics, then I think you'll be okay.

My mom is a bitch
every little thing that happens on my body is some disease im not even allowed to walk across the fucking street if she is watching. I dont how i got to play football for my team.

If anyone thinks im a little whimp for bitching about my nose bleed. This is the worse one i have ever had and it has been bleeding for around 30 minutes. I am feeling light headed and it felt as a bee as stung me in my nose.

but what ever back to tekken

[SeaBoundRhino]

30 minutes? It's serious. After 15 minutes you're supposed to get medical care, so get off the internet and get help, soon

[Leidolfr]

At 6/11/09 10:46 AM, elace wrote: My mom is a bitch
every little thing that happens on my body is some disease im not even allowed to walk across the fucking street if she is watching. I dont how i got to play football for my team.

If anyone thinks im a little whimp for bitching about my nose bleed. This is the worse one i have ever had and it has been bleeding for around 30 minutes. I am feeling light headed and it felt as a bee as stung me in my nose.

but what ever back to tekken

yeah no offense, but you look like mommy took too well care of ya, lol.

as for the nose bleed, if theres actually a problem, what they do is shove a hot metal rod up there and burn it closed. so just wrap it up, or put a fuckin cloths pin on it, lol, and if it dont stop in awhile, go get it burned, thats realy your two options, put ice on it, as it will helpclose up anything, and maybe stop bleeding, but....

it IS just a nose bleed, lol, either way.

[better leave the fighting shit in the videogames huh, lol]

[elace]

At 6/11/09 10:49 AM, Jawdyn wrote: Yay, this could be the end of elace. Today is a great day.

come visit me in my hospitial bed im taking your ass with me

but anyways i told my mom and i am going to my doctor will be back in like an hour
so i gotta hold a fucking blanket over my head the whole ride

cheers

[LegolaSS]

At 6/11/09 10:51 AM, elace wrote: cheers

no problem... thats what you get for coming to newgroudns for help... :P

[Leidolfr]

At 6/11/09 10:51 AM, elace wrote: but anyways i told my mom and i am going to my doctor will be back in like an hour
so i gotta hold a fucking blanket over my head the whole ride

cheers

oh, oh god, im, im bleeding.....WHY?!?

[TiredPaperBoy]

At 6/11/09 10:10 AM, elace wrote:

At 6/11/09 10:09 AM, Armerad wrote: Tell your mom and/or shove a tissue up your nose. Never had a nosebleed?

not one this bad

it has been bleeding for like 6 minutes and is stinging and still bleeding

My mother who is a nurse says you have popped a blood vessel, go to hospital and the doctors will 'cortozone' your blood vessels in your nose. If not you may become enimic.

If it lasts for 10 minutes then time to go to hospital or you may have health defects.

[EyeLovePoozy]

It's a nose bleed for christs sake. If you insist on continuing to play video games then cram tissue up the bleeding nostril and wait 10-15 minutes, take it out and replace it, go back to tekken, wait some more, take it out and replace it and so on till no more blood is coming out.

Now go wash up you coddled miscreant!

You're going to hate yourself for this thread when your balls eventually drop.

[Leidolfr]

At 6/11/09 10:57 AM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: If it lasts for 10 minutes then time to go to hospital or you may have health defects.

I could be holding my own liver and no one here would give a fuck, but a nose bleed, lets all make this a big deal, lol

[Jackho]

doktar sez it wusnt blead if i kept meh fingar outa thar

seriously though do something

something that doesnt envolve internets

[ErickBg3]

Dude sounds like a nose bleed
Just tilt your head back, wash your hands and plug your nose with some toilet paper or tissue, also stop playiing tekken it will make you tilt your head down, just relax and keep your head up

[Sebster21]

Jeez man. You come onto NEWGROUNDS first? Don't you have friends on an IM to consult with on this type of issue instead of posting pictures of your self online, and asking a bunch of strangers on the internet.

[Lizzardis]

At 6/11/09 10:57 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: It's a nose bleed for christs sake. If you insist on continuing to play video games then cram tissue up the bleeding nostril and wait 10-15 minutes

Too late poozy. He has left for the doctors! I wonder is he burst something because he sneezed too hard?!?!

[elace]

At 6/11/09 11:25 AM, Sebster21 wrote: Jeez man. You come onto NEWGROUNDS first? Don't you have friends on an IM to consult with on this type of issue instead of posting pictures of your self online, and asking a bunch of strangers on the internet.

I just love newgrounds so much its like a second home to me even if a bunch of you are ass wipes i stil love each one of you

My doctor said my nose bleed was caused becuase of trauma
i did not have any trauma and he said it was weird that it bleed for 45 minutes
but what ever back to tekken

this is elace
signing out ~~

[elace]

At 6/11/09 11:26 AM, ngfan14 wrote: How are you playing Tekken and posting at the same time?

bwteen handing out ass whippings

i posted

[Khuskan]

Do not stuff it with tissue. Tissue degrades with moisture (especially toilet tissue) and you could end up with fuckloads of paper stuck to the clot that results.

You need to stop the bleeding, hold your head back at a 45 degree angle and pinch the nose for as long as possible. Dig around your medical cabinet and see if you can find some absorbent wound dressing, it should say on the packet. If the nose bleed doesn't stop in about 15 minutes, pack the nose loosely with this dressing.

If it persists, go to a doctor, you might need to get it cauterized.