Did you know that Tom Fulp could shatter mountains just by looking at them?
He can also raise Jimi Hendrix from the dead and then perform a kickass guitar solo with him while taking the time to save a bag of kittens from a burning tree while stopping a bank robbery in process during the course of a full moon when the cenobytes are on the prowl just waiting to attack Tom, but Tom knows that he is just too awesome to be overcome by such lowly creatures and thus stomps on the ground opening it up releasing the devil from hell, but the devil is no match for Tom. Tom takes a street sign out of the ground and just goes to town on the devil while reciting shakespears sonnets by memory.
Then he tries to make the line at the DMV move just a little bit faster. I'm sorry Tom, but there are just somethings that are impossible to do.
