Ask Me Why You Suck

[Helicopterz]

And I will give you detailed reasons. At least two paragraphs per person.

And I make the promise, these posts will change your life.

You have my word.

[I-RULE-OVER-ALL]

Ok, tell me why I suck.

[wtb]

tell me why...

[b-rod]

Why suck do I, tell me.

[rockerguy15]

WHY DO I SUCK?

[Me-Patch]

Bring it on.

[mwmike]

2 paragraphs? Are you sure you're not going to get bogged down by the amount of people requesting paragraphs? That's happened to almost everyone else who requests these sorts of things.

Anyway, I'd like to request one.

[Sawdust]

Okay, why is my mouth a vacuum.

[Helicopterz]

At 6/10/09 02:06 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: Ok, tell me why I suck.

You post on newgrounds, your name is in all capitals, I can't take a man who has a name like that seriously, and as a result I'll never be able to like you for who you are. Moreover I will never KNOW who you are, so I could I even begin to like you?

Your aesthetic ornamental signatures and post-profile pictures are poorly chosen and unevenly designed. I feel as though I'm eating partially cooked peas on a plate that is poorly washed and still tastes of Dawn.

At 6/10/09 02:07 AM, wtb wrote: tell me why...

"taking 666 bong rips"

Yeah okay.

Note: paragraphs = when I choose to hit the return bar, you stupid fuckers.

Of course you wouldn't understand that, any of you, though, because you suck.

The rest of the replies and answers will be composed of tonight and posted tomorrow, because patience is a virtue that those who suck seldom share, a discipline morons need to suffer from. So you will wait, you fuckers, and you will see.

[xskatasticx]

Tell me why I suck, when after you've told everyone they sucked for their usernames or their signatures.

[JollySpace]

Why do you suck?

[MasterJarri]

At 6/10/09 02:13 AM, Helicopterz wrote: The rest of the replies and answers will be composed of tonight and posted tomorrow, because patience is a virtue that those who suck seldom share, a discipline morons need to suffer from. So you will wait, you fuckers, and you will see.

o noez guise i am so scared, hold me please. :((

[36Holla]

Low self esteem much people?