The Twilight saga...

[Twilight]

Well I was thinking of a username
Which one's me?
Diamond-Armada or TehSlapHappy
Too bad I didn't know those names were taken
So I had a great dream in which I soon created

T-W-I that spells Twi
L-I-GHT that's Twi-fucking-Light

Was not based off the movie
Thought about switching but was too lazy
So instead of looking cool I'm just a fag
I'm getting called an asshole
And I'm constantly getting laughed at

T-W-I that spells Twi
L-I-GHT that's Twi-fucking-Light.

/Chapter 1.

[LOLZILLA]

I heard that you fancy Edward Cullen.

[Sabotage]

Homosexual. Two units out of ten possible total units.

[Reed]

is it supposed to sound like freecreditreport in my head?

[Maverick-Alex]

It... could be because of Twilight Princess, perhaps? or maybe The Twilight Zone?

[Jack]

At 6/9/09 06:35 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: I heard that you fancy Edward Cullen.

The fact you actually know his last name is worrying.

[Roastmasters]

At 6/9/09 06:39 PM, Jack wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:35 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: I heard that you fancy Edward Cullen.

The fact you actually know his last name is worrying.

The fact you actually know he has a last name is worrying.

[Proottalfain]

At 6/9/09 06:41 PM, Roastmasters wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:39 PM, Jack wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:35 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: I heard that you fancy Edward Cullen.

The fact you actually know his last name is worrying.

The fact you actually know he has a last name is worrying.

The fact that he would know who this Edward Cullen is is worrying.

[nihilii]

ok so here is what you do, you hate twilight because of all the batshit insane fans, so what you do is make a post of some sort proposing that the first person to create a nickname you like better gets the account in trade. You'll go back to level 1 but you'll get about 10,000 batshit insane people who will be thinking of a new nick for you. Plus it will be as funny as hell watching them try to propose names in a panicked frenzy.

[Ocean]

I am one with the sea.

[Twilight]

At 6/9/09 06:48 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:41 PM, Roastmasters wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:39 PM, Jack wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:35 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:

You're all acting very suspicious...

[metalgearray]

At 6/9/09 06:58 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:48 PM, Proottalfain wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:41 PM, Roastmasters wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:39 PM, Jack wrote:

At 6/9/09 06:35 PM, LOLZILLA wrote:

You're all acting very suspicious...

You too XD

[Headshot777]

I would much rather deal with the bullshit that comes along with your user name than deal with the constant regret of having "Headshot777" as mine. It's so unoriginal, but I've come too far with this account.

[aninjaman]

At 6/9/09 06:48 PM, Proottalfain wrote: The fact that he would know who this Edward Cullen is is worrying.

The fact none of you find Edward Cullen dreamy is worrying.

[simon]

At 6/9/09 07:07 PM, Headshot777 wrote: It's so unoriginal, but I've come too far with this account.

I'd rather have the name Headshot777 than Twilight, when he had his name changed from Twilight95 I would've scrapped that shit straight away. Obviously he likes the negative attention.

[SunflowerFun]

All you do is whine that people diss you because of your user name. Why don't you either change it or just deal with it?

[Twilight]

At 6/9/09 07:12 PM, simon wrote: Obviously he likes the negative attention.

I feed off of it.

[VhsTapeclock]

At 6/9/09 07:12 PM, SunflowerFun wrote: All you do is whine that people diss you because of your user name. Why don't you either change it or just deal with it?

Try and change your username and tell us how rediculously easy it is.

[Ultor]

At 6/9/09 06:35 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: I heard that you fancy Edward Cullen.

Who is that? and as for the movie twilight I heard it sucked serious nuts since it was a non violent horror movie.

[xports]

So where did the "96" come from?

[SunflowerFun]

At 6/9/09 07:17 PM, VhsTapeclock wrote:

At 6/9/09 07:12 PM, SunflowerFun wrote: All you do is whine that people diss you because of your user name. Why don't you either change it or just deal with it?

Try and change your username and tell us how rediculously easy it is.

I'm not the one complaining about mine. I know it takes time, but he's been complaining for so long if he that effort into changing it, it would be done by now. Sk8ergirl14 got hers changed easily so stfu!

[Masterzakk]

I knew it.

[SaltshakerClock]

At 6/9/09 06:38 PM, Reed wrote: is it supposed to sound like freecreditreport in my head?

When I read this I reread the OP and found out that it indeed does. Now it's stuck in my head.

Nothing could be worse than my username. NOTHING.

[tatsumaru7]

Duude your such a fag XD

[TehSlapHappy]

I like Twilight.

[MasterOfTehLlulz]

At 6/9/09 08:40 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: I like Twilight.

The user or the series? I'm cunfuzzled.

[Twilight]

At 6/9/09 08:43 PM, MasterOfTehLlulz wrote:

At 6/9/09 08:40 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: I like Twilight.

The user or the series? I'm cunfuzzled.

He means me, he likes me so much he is continuing his flash which will star me and my alts and end with world domination and endless sex.

[Lazewski]

MTV Video Awards sucked.

[AwesomeX]

I read the book thinking it was about wicked awesome Vampires. Not so...

I saw a clip from the movie and it seems like 2 hours of face closeups and squeling from the 12 year olds in the audience

[Twilight]

At 6/9/09 08:47 PM, AwesomeX wrote: I saw a clip from the movie and it seems like 2 hours of face closeups and squeling from the 12 year olds in the audience

What does that have to do with anything