Well tomorrow were having this big test at school and I didn't time to study. But there is hope.
My mom only lets me stay home if i have diarrhea. So yeah im going to need some suggestion on how to shit some buckets. Anything suggestion will help.
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drink a lot of water and take like 5 laxatives.
Cut your ass open, stick multiple dildos up your ass, and cut off your dick/clit.
Bread makes you FAT!?
your mom sucks. When I lived with my parents, they understood if I had to take a day off. Didn't have to give some fake excuse not to go to school.
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Imagine if you got it and she made you go anyway.
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Here's an idea:
Allocate the time spent to trying to get diarreah to STUDYING.
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go eat lotsa beans, corn and, to drink, laxant. i'll feel sorry for your toilet.
At 6/9/09 04:49 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Here's an idea:
Allocate the time spent to trying to get diarreah to STUDYING.
Fuck that shit!
At 6/9/09 04:47 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: Cut your ass open, stick multiple dildos up your ass, and cut off your dick/clit.
I saw a porn like that once.
I came.
go to the back of a restaurant and drink the oil in the barrel. Then start gorging yourself with danishes and dried apricots
Why on earth would you want diarrhea. i just got out of the hospital because i had a nasty bout of colitis...It involved horrible bloody watery diarrhea and unimaginable and painful intestinal cramping... i had to get a colonoscopy and a biopsy taken from my large intestine.
its not fun... just fake a fever... mix cigarette ashes with water and drink it.. you will get a fever.. my friend used that trick in the army when he didnt want to do certain types of drills.. and if you dont believe i was in the hospital i even have pics and a prescription for percosete to prove it..
my Girlfriend brought me a bear to sleep with during my 5 day stay in the hospital
What if you have cancer? Do you have to go to school still?
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At 6/9/09 04:50 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:At 6/9/09 04:49 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Here's an idea:Fuck that shit!
Allocate the time spent to trying to get diarreah to STUDYING.
Yeah! Studying is only a distraction from what's really important.
Shut up already.
At 6/9/09 04:53 PM, SymbolCymbal wrote: my Girlfriend brought me a bear to sleep with during my 5 day stay in the hospital
You look so cute.
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At 6/9/09 04:54 PM, NeverHundred wrote:At 6/9/09 04:50 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:Yeah! Studying is only a distraction from what's really important.At 6/9/09 04:49 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote: Here's an idea:Fuck that shit!
Allocate the time spent to trying to get diarreah to STUDYING.
Exactly! See, this man gets it!
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Personally, I'd rather take a big test without studying, rather than having diarrhea.
My best advice would be to go study.
Honestly a lot of apple juice will probably make you shit all you got.
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Any other suggestions you guys? Also for the record i dont have any laxitves so anything involving laxitves wont help...
now officially squidified!!!
I certainly hope it's not an english test, because I didn't understand a fucking thing you said.
Study you little shit.
Just not go to school and arrange a stay at a friends house who is also not going to school that very same day.
eat as much junk food as you can (dairy products such as milk and cheese also work well) and when you start feeling sick from eating too much, do as many jumping jacks/sit ups as you can and run around a lot. basically recreate going on a rollercoaster after eating. thats what happens to me when i dont wait long enough after eating a big meal before exercising.
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Take a gun and shoot yourself in the face. In no time you will be shitting like a goose.
At 6/9/09 04:44 PM, orangekiller wrote: Well tomorrow were having this big test at school and I didn't time to study. But there is hope.
My mom only lets me stay home if i have diarrhea. So yeah im going to need some suggestion on how to shit some buckets. Anything suggestion will help.
my mom said "you well never skip school only if your broke your leg and if that happen you only get 2 days off and you go back to school" so i just skip school by my self or if i wan't toi act rly sick i just bring Chesse and honey and some random stuff and eggs and put them in something then shake it then throw it on the floor and say i throw up lolz ....i am a good actor ...hope you are 2
At 6/9/09 04:44 PM, orangekiller wrote: Well tomorrow were having this big test at school and I didn't time to study. But there is hope.
My mom only lets me stay home if i have diarrhea. So yeah im going to need some suggestion on how to shit some buckets. Anything suggestion will help.
try mixing oxyclean with w/e is under your sink.
Eat a burger that's still a bit pink in the middle. That always gives me the runs.
Jesus Christ, just fucking man up and study like a big boy.
Why you'd WANT to be shitting out acid shit is beyond me.
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