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Posted at: 6/9/09 11:11 AM

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That is just insane......and suffer? its a goddam bonus


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At 6/9/09 07:16 AM, The-Condor wrote: I ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Facking win! :D


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I wouldn't mind giving it a shot myself, it'll get annoying after a while though.

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Holy shit, 200 a day? Jeez, how many guys can do that?

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It's a woman. It could be fake.

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At 6/9/09 12:27 PM, Ericho wrote: It's a woman. It could be fake.

Hahaha. Silly women and their fake orgasms!! XD

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What happens if there was an earthquake? Shed probably die


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At 6/9/09 04:32 AM, XDusk wrote: 200 orgasms .... Impressive. Suffers? I don't think so. Has the privellage of is more like it.

After having an orgasm for more than 5 minutes your body starts to acclimate to the sensation and it starts to become more of a nuisance than pleasurable.

I only know this because of certain amazing drug combos.

Take 600-1000 mg of dextromethorphan, wait till after the trip, smoke a lot of weed, fap.

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I'm surprised she lives. It's possibly to die from being too excited from having too many orgasms, you know.

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At 6/9/09 04:44 AM, Ocean wrote:
At 6/9/09 04:43 AM, Aci6 wrote: 200 orgasms .... Impressive. Suffers? I don't think so. Has the privellage of is more like it.
A fat kid in a candy store soon grows tired of all the sugar until it's all bitter mouth rot.

No, I think she would just feel happy all of the time.

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Too much of anything is bad. I wouldn't want PSAS to dominate my life.

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I would have also expected that having to orgasm that much, it would be rather painful after a while.
But apparently not.

In an interview I've seen a cyclist once announced that during a race a cyclist can ejaculate spontaneously. But it is quite painful then.

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When did being a whore become a medical condition?

Oh right, it was the PILLS that did it.


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I fail to notice how having to spontaneously orgasm at any thing makes a person a whore.

Sure, if she were faking it, but if it happens involuntarily it is by definition medical.

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sweet! you know I have never heard of this. I have heard though of a girl having 100 orgasms a minute on LSD or PCP!

You know you want to baby!

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At 6/10/09 02:28 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: Sure, if she were faking it, but if it happens involuntarily it is by definition medical.

It's an attempt at sarcasm and humour.

Well done Mr. Kills-A-Joke. Would you like to explain the erroneous punch lines in the 'knock, knock' routine?


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At 6/9/09 11:03 AM, phlamingkorndawg wrote:
At 6/9/09 07:16 AM, The-Condor wrote: I ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS
lolz i love that music vid xD someone should link it

I just linked a video and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

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200 times a day? That would be a nuisance. But I would like to orgasm whenever I want to.

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A woman? There's got to be a guy who does at least 1000 times a day!

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At 6/11/09 06:35 PM, Ericho wrote: A woman? There's got to be a guy who does at least 1000 times a day!

Hed probably have died from drowning in his own sperm


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I want her cell phone, email, home address, cousins address. I want to FUCK THIS GIRL

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These are the worst places for her to have orgasms:

Office meetings
Shops
Hospitals
Exams
Schools
Transportation e.g. buses/trains/airplanes etc
Library
Restaurant
Cinema


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Wow. I'm still not sure if she's lucky, or unfortunate.


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At 6/9/09 06:53 AM, elace wrote: That what happens when you ride me

you keep going for years afterward

You dont have a dick

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Too much of a good thing when you think about it. If you ate chocolate everyday eventually the taste of chocolate loses it's yummyness and just becomes a bit meh.

Her condition is like the reality of a woman having huge breasts. Fun in the bedroom, hard to live with on a daily basis.


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