School Sports Physicals: Penis Test

[rockyace42]

This has been bothering me for quite a while. For the past 3 years I've gotten my physical at school in June, so I am able to run cross country in the fall. The doctor is always pretty quick, he just checks my heart beat for my slight heart murmur and looks at my back for my acute scoliosis. However, my friends say they've always had to show the doctor their balls and penis, to make sure there's no swelling or something like that. But for some reason, thats never happened for me. What does this mean? Has this ever happened to any of you?

[Sensationalism]

My school never gave out physicals, we had to visit our own doc for that and it was required to participate in sports. So I have no idea about your school, but I think a regular physical takes a bit longer than just a check of the heart and back.

[SpiderPigClock]

I'm guessing you're circumcised, but your friends aren't.

[Igotaname13]

I guess it never happened because you are a late bloomer, I am a late bloomer and I never got my sack looked at.

All of my more mature friends though have had their sacks looked at.

[Headshot777]

I don't do sports, so I wouldn't know. But your friend is probably joking with you.
And you fell for it.

[PrawDuhJee]

Yeah I get those with the regular physical, they check to make sure their aren't any extra lumps if you know what I mean.

[Bigbaddragon]

It's only ok if the docter is Female and under 35.

[JKMonkey]

My school never holds physicals, and they check your groin for a hernia. I wonder why they never checked you

weird

[Brass]

I had to get a physical last year and some old doctor felt up my package.

Ack.

[NimbleElephant]

Every year when I had to get a physical to play sports they've given me a hernia test. Its the "turn your head and cough" thing. They just feel to see if you have a hernia or not. If you do, you're not supposed to play sports until you get it taken care of. Its not a big deal and you'll have to get it done eventually. All my friends have gotten it.

[ngfan14]

Wow, my friends tell me the exact same thing too. But it never happens to me. I think it just depends on the doctor.

[stosh1919]

The doctor checks out my groin too, even though I am circumsised.

[zero-gravity]

At 6/8/09 07:05 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote: It's only ok if the docter is Female and under 35.

This

[rockyace42]

At 6/8/09 07:03 PM, Sensationalism wrote: My school never gave out physicals, we had to visit our own doc for that and it was required to participate in sports. So I have no idea about your school, but I think a regular physical takes a bit longer than just a check of the heart and back.

Well, they make us fill out, like, a 10 page form before we actually see the doctor...

At 6/8/09 07:04 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: I guess it never happened because you are a late bloomer, I am a late bloomer and I never got my sack looked at.

All of my more mature friends though have had their sacks looked at.

Uhh.... I'm not saying I've got the biggest sack in the world, but I'm pretty sure I'm not a late bloomer... If I were to guess I would say I'm probably an early bloomer...

At 6/8/09 07:05 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I don't do sports, so I wouldn't know. But your friend is probably joking with you.
And you fell for it.

No, I've asked a bunch of my friends this, and not all at the same time. I'm pretty sure that they weren't bullshitting me.

At 6/8/09 07:05 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote: It's only ok if the docter is Female and under 35.

Nope, we've got those creepy 40+ male doctors.

[Conspiracy3]

Circumcision has nothing to do with it for those who have said it

Whenever I went to get a physical (haven't had one in years) they felt my sack and told me to cough to see if I had a hernia.

[Obsessed117]

I just had my sports physical last week and I got my sack checked lol.

[Arkre]

At 6/8/09 07:00 PM, rockyace42 wrote: However, my friends say they've always had to show the doctor their balls and penis, to make sure there's no swelling or something like that. But for some reason, thats never happened for me. What does this mean? Has this ever happened to any of you?

It means your doctor isn't as thorough.

Your friends have homosexual doctors.

[NeonFlame126]

They have done that to me since I was very young.

[killer0ed]

Hmm... Weird. When I was in school, I thought she was just giving me a hand job.

[SeaBoundRhino]

That's never happened to me before. Maybe your parents didn't give permission for your ballsack to be played with, while your friend's parents did.

[rockyace42]

At 6/30/09 04:22 PM, Arkre wrote: It means your doctor isn't as thorough.

Your friends have homosexual doctors.

It was at school, so everyone had the same doctor.

At 6/30/09 04:44 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: That's never happened to me before. Maybe your parents didn't give permission for your ballsack to be played with, while your friend's parents did.

Trust me, I checked the physical forms. Nothing about it.

Wow, I can't believe this thread got revived. There's been quite a bunch of penis threads on the BBS lately, so maybe that has something to do with it.