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And here we see me looking cleanshaven and introspective:

At 6/9/09 12:06 AM, Jezuz wrote:

At 6/9/09 12:01 AM, Alpharius120 wrote: NG looks like this sexy piece of ass.

I'm done pic whoring. FOREVAR.

It's hard being beautiful, isn't it?

Yes, I feel your pain. With moves like this girls won't stop following me. Eventually I just have to stop and let them give me BJ's around the corner. It's a hard life.

And, to finish it all off, my personal favorite;
Me being a complete dick:

At 6/8/09 11:57 PM, Thunderghost wrote:

At 6/8/09 11:35 PM, PapoSwing wrote:

Fixed it for you.

Bitch

Sorry. I didn't realize foreign people are constantly typing/talking English.

Douche

At 6/9/09 12:01 AM, Alpharius120 wrote: NG looks like this sexy piece of ass.

I'm done pic whoring. FOREVAR.

Epic needs a caption.

SOMEONE NOW.

At 6/9/09 12:09 AM, Samen wrote: And, to finish it all off, my personal favorite;
Me being a complete dick:

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!

I NEED TO TRY THIS SOMETIME XD

At 6/9/09 12:17 AM, Strategize wrote:

At 6/9/09 12:09 AM, Samen wrote: And, to finish it all off, my personal favorite;
Me being a complete dick:

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!

I NEED TO TRY THIS SOMETIME XD

That's soooo unoriginal!

arent i secksy

At 6/9/09 12:20 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 6/9/09 12:17 AM, Strategize wrote:

At 6/9/09 12:09 AM, Samen wrote: And, to finish it all off, my personal favorite;
Me being a complete dick:

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!

I NEED TO TRY THIS SOMETIME XD

That's soooo unoriginal!

Protip: When using sarcasm, use the opposite side in the caption.

At 6/8/09 10:42 PM, Greenskullkid wrote: This thread needs some sexy.

doin' my model pose.

anyone else see neil patrick harris?

All those others who think that they're sexy haven't seen my thick, muscular neck.
...and fuzzy hair.

...and broken glasses.

...and dry lips.

Hello.

At 6/9/09 12:31 AM, Sanjay wrote: Hello.

Sanjay, looking awesome as always.

At 6/9/09 12:14 AM, Krypto-Diapers wrote:

At 6/9/09 12:09 AM, Samen wrote: And, to finish it all off, my personal favorite;
Me being a complete dick:

Oh my God.

They'd have you beat up for that kind of stuff in San Jose, if I believe so.

You're from San Jose? So am I!
Which part? Near New Almaden, or closer to downtown and The RoseGarden?

At 6/9/09 12:20 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 6/9/09 12:17 AM, Strategize wrote: AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!

I NEED TO TRY THIS SOMETIME XD

That's soooo unoriginal!

Sensationalism is right, I wouldn't recommend going out just to hunt down and harass PETA. They're good people, and they believe in what they're doing.
This was kind of a spontaneous thing when I was walking around near downtown with some friends. A once in a lifetime opportunity that was simply too sweet to pass up.

At 6/9/09 12:31 AM, Sanjay wrote: Hello.

Hey Sanjay, what's up?

At 6/9/09 12:31 AM, Sanjay wrote: Hello.

My thread just grew 3 sizes in awesoemness.

PIC WHORE! all of you sicken me into laughter.

At 6/9/09 12:40 AM, Strategize wrote:

At 6/9/09 12:31 AM, Sanjay wrote: Hello.

My thread just grew 3 sizes in awesoemness.

agreed + me!

At 6/9/09 12:46 AM, AgentXRifle wrote:

At 6/9/09 12:40 AM, Strategize wrote:

At 6/9/09 12:31 AM, Sanjay wrote: Hello.

My thread just grew 3 sizes in awesoemness.

agreed + me!

Bahahahaha I have got to say you have hands down the best look I've seen in my life.

The hair + sunglasses + headphones = instant classic xD

not a really good pic

I wish I would have done this when it was in the middle so nobody would notice.

This is me and my bird, chillin.

Fuck You

At 6/9/09 01:10 AM, Antiganondworf wrote: Fuck You

OSHI-

Well at least your not fat ;)

At 6/9/09 01:04 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I wish I would have done this when it was in the middle so nobody would notice.

This is me and my bird, chillin.

Proof there are women on the internet!

now get back to the kitchen.

At 6/9/09 01:24 AM, mrsmiles703 wrote: Proof there are women on the internet!

now get back to the kitchen.

My computer is in the kitchen. Muahahahahaaaa!

At 6/9/09 01:27 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 6/9/09 01:24 AM, mrsmiles703 wrote: Proof there are women on the internet!

now get back to the kitchen.

My computer is in the kitchen. Muahahahahaaaa!

SO thats how do it. oh you women and your clever ways.

shit the roast is burning.

My ugliness. :3
Brace yourself.

What can I do? :p

I have countless photos of me that I've already shown on newgrounds, so I guess I'll just show one of my personal favorites.

There are so many people in this thread that look scarily similar to people I know.

Especially you T-N-T.

Do you happen to live in Washington, talk philosophy, play golf and name is John? lol

At 6/8/09 04:30 PM, TSstudios wrote:

At 6/8/09 03:27 PM, VirusN wrote: VirusN delivers... and gets all the ladies (wink)

hmmm....damn, well some of your girls are ugly as fuck accept for 1 or 2.

however, my friend Ali is alright.

EWWW

HOLY SHIT

BEACHED WHALE WITH A NOSE PIERCING