OP: "Mommy mommy can I get an earring in my lip pleaaase all the big boys are doing it and and...!"
his mom: "Settle down son you're too young for that, here, take this teddy bear instead :)!"
OP: "OMG WTF YOU CUNT WHORE BITCH!"
his mom: "Now son, where did you learn those nasty words from?"
OP: "SCHOOL! AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
his mom: "I knew I should've used a condom."
That's pretty much how I imagined it.