happy birthday glaiel-gamer

[Luis]

Everyones favorite akshionskript 3.0 personality turns a year older today. Spam his thread with actionscript related humor.

Happy birthday!

[Paranoia]

Hehe - more like Glaiel Gayer! Lololololololz.

Happy birthday you crazy script dude.

[Xeptic]

Happy birthday you

[Denvish]

Who what when where how why now?

hapy burfdai tyler

if'n(isBirthday){GETDRUNK();}

[Paranoia]

Denvish, in my mind your sig is still animated.

[CaiWengi]

Happy birthday boyo

[Bezman]

You are in a room with balloons. It is your birthday.
> Akshunskrip 3.0
What now?

That's the best joke I could think of. Much love anyway.

[Zyphonee]

I wish I had some actionscript related knowledge to pull out some joke.

[KaynSlamdyke]

Happy birthday Tyler. Thanks for spending yet another year here.

At 6/8/09 09:27 AM, Bezman wrote: You are in a room with balloons. It is your birthday.
> Akshunskrip 3.0
What now?

That's the best joke I could think of. Much love anyway.

> OPEN MAILBOX

[Magical-Zorse]

I don't know why it's so hard to come up with AS jokes,
happy birthday anyway

[knugen]

I think that we are losing Glaiel to C++, so..

[Keith]

Happy Birthday Tyler

have a great birthday and don't try to do any hittests with your body and a wall after a few drinks :D

[fluffkomix]

onClipEvent ("Birthday") {
	gotoAndPlay("lose_virginity");
	} else if ("all alone") {
		gotoAndStop("suicide");

}

not only is it horrible, it's also in Actionscript 2.

[TheHappySheep]

gotoandHappyBirthday; ????
I dont do AS

[Pippatchu]

onClipEvent (CheckBday){
var birthday = tyler glaiel's birthday
var birthdayboolean boolean: false
var day = getDay();
if (var day == var birthday){
birthdayboolean boolean: true
}
if (var birthdayboolean == true){
gotoAndHaveFun(Party);
}
}
TADA!

[ughanation]

Happy b-day you giant red lizard.

on release of House. gotoAndPlay() {
insane outofControl Partay
}

[Paranoia]

import flash.events.BirthdayEvent;

glaielGamer.addEventListener(BirthdayEvent.BIRTHDAY, bDay);

function bDay(e:BirthdayEvent):void{
  buyDrink();

  trace("Happy Birthday!");

  for(var i:int = 0; i < 20; i ++)
  buyDrink();
  
  passOut();
};

[BoMToons]

Narf(burndoy){glowBackNStorp("hap-peniss for all")};

[knugen]

At 6/8/09 11:02 AM, Paranoia wrote: import flash.events.BirthdayEvent;
...

Finally some good syntax ;)

[UnknownFury]

var date:Date = new Date();

var d:uint = date.getDate();
var m:uint = date.getMonth() + 1;

function getSuffix (n : String):String
{
	var lastDigit:String = n.substr(-1, 1);
	
	if (uint(n) > 3 && uint(n) < 21)
		return "th";
	
	if (lastDigit == "1")
		return "st";
	if (lastDigit == "2")
		return "nd";
	if (lastDigit == "3")
		return "rd";
	
	return "th";
	
}
	
function birthdayTest (day : uint, month : uint, year : uint)
{
	if (day == d && month == m)
	{
		var age:String = String(date.getFullYear() - year);
		
		trace ("Happy " + age + getSuffix(age) + " Birthday :)");
	}
}

birthdayTest(8, 6, 1990); // 1990?

[Deadclever23]

Happy birthday.

How do animators make friends.
In a flash.

LolOlolOlolOlolz.

[doctormario]

this.clear();
// ***************************************
// shape 1
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(-186.2, -139.05);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(-186.2, -139.05, -185.02, -59.37);
this.curveTo(-183.85, 20.3, -183.85, 20.3);
this.curveTo(-183.85, 20.3, -170.87, -23.68);
this.curveTo(-157.9, -67.65, -138.4, 17.35);
// ***************************************
// shape 2
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(-84.05, -27.5);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(-84.05, -27.5, -101.48, -39.3);
this.curveTo(-118.9, -51.1, -121.25, -12.75);
this.curveTo(-123.6, 25.6, -103.25, 7.9);
this.curveTo(-82.9, -9.8, -82.9, -9.8);
this.curveTo(-82.9, -9.8, -80.82, -24.25);
this.curveTo(-78.75, -38.7, -82.3, -39.9);
this.curveTo(-85.85, -41.1, -83.78, -14.5);
this.curveTo(-81.7, 12.1, -73.45, 16.2);
// ***************************************
// shape 3
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(-65.2, -39.3);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(-65.2, -39.3, -57.25, 26.52);
this.curveTo(-49.3, 92.35, -59.3, 97.65);
this.curveTo(-69.3, 102.95, -65.77, 32.7);
this.curveTo(-62.25, -37.55, -46.9, -40.5);
this.curveTo(-31.55, -43.45, -26.82, -13.62);
this.curveTo(-22.1, 16.2, -52.8, 0.85);
// ***************************************
// shape 4
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(-15.6, -41.65);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(-15.6, -41.65, 2.4, 25.35);
this.curveTo(20.4, 92.35, -6.15, 95.3);
this.curveTo(-32.7, 98.25, -22.95, 27.13);
this.curveTo(-13.2, -44, 3.9, -44.6);
this.curveTo(21, -45.2, 26.6, -18.95);
this.curveTo(32.2, 7.3, 2.1, -1.55);
// ***************************************
// shape 5
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(39.9, -42.85);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(39.9, -42.85, 49.9, -10.68);
this.curveTo(59.9, 21.5, 71.75, -36.95);
this.curveTo(83.6, -95.4, 77.68, -65.3);
this.curveTo(71.75, -35.2, 71.75, -35.2);
this.curveTo(71.75, -35.2, 80.3, 33.85);
this.curveTo(88.85, 102.9, 44.6, 95.85);
this.curveTo(0.35, 88.8, 47.28, 29.18);
this.curveTo(94.2, -30.45, 94.2, -30.45);
// ***************************************
// shape 6
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(-186.2, 91.15);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(-186.2, 91.15, -195.07, 133.35);
this.curveTo(-203.95, 175.55, -177.95, 170.25);
this.curveTo(-151.95, 164.95, -162.85, 141.32);
this.curveTo(-173.75, 117.7, -203.3, 151.35);
// ***************************************
// shape 7
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(-141.9, 133.05);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(-141.9, 133.05, -130.4, 133.05);
this.curveTo(-118.9, 133.05, -118.9, 133.05);
// ***************************************
// shape 8
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(-62.8, 138.95);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(-62.8, 138.95, -67.52, 126.27);
this.curveTo(-72.25, 113.6, -94.1, 136.6);
this.curveTo(-115.95, 159.6, -102.35, 165.82);
this.curveTo(-88.75, 172.05, -72.25, 162.6);
this.curveTo(-55.75, 153.15, -68.43, 103.55);
this.curveTo(-81.1, 53.95, -81.1, 53.95);
// ***************************************
// shape 9
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(-25.05, 128.95);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(-25.05, 128.95, -38.03, 125.38);
this.curveTo(-51, 121.8, -51.6, 144.85);
this.curveTo(-52.2, 167.9, -38.9, 166.13);
this.curveTo(-25.6, 164.35, -23.85, 139.55);
this.curveTo(-22.1, 114.75, -26.52, 134.25);
this.curveTo(-30.95, 153.75, -19.15, 162);
// ***************************************
// shape 10
// ***************************************
this.moveTo(-16.2, 110.05);
this.lineStyle(2, 0, 100);
this.curveTo(-16.2, 110.05, -8.23, 124.22);
this.curveTo(-0.25, 138.4, -0.25, 138.4);
this.curveTo(-0.25, 138.4, -0.55, 152.55);
this.curveTo(-0.85, 166.7, -0.85, 166.7);
this.curveTo(-0.85, 166.7, -0.55, 152.82);
this.curveTo(-0.25, 138.95, -0.25, 138.95);
this.curveTo(-0.25, 138.95, 8.02, 123.32);
this.curveTo(16.3, 107.7, 16.3, 107.7);

[knugen]

PM from our banned friend:

At 6/8/09 11:25 AM, WhoknowsmeaUdiO wrote: Wish Tyler a happy birthday from me ;)

[billowillo]

happy birthday mr. actionscript 3.0 god!

[BoMToons]

At 6/8/09 11:57 AM, doctormario wrote: this.clear();
tons of drawing stuff

Now that was impressive.

[Glaiel-Gamer]

At 6/8/09 11:08 AM, BoMToons wrote: Narf(burndoy){glowBackNStorp("hap-peniss for all")};

I thought mormons weren't allowed to drink alcohol, shame on you bom

All the crappy AS jokes ruined this birthday for me

its not like 19 is that special of a birthday anyway

thanks for the burfday wishes

[doctormario]

I cheated with penPad, and I screwed up the registration to boot, but the message is sincere. :D

[Headshot777]

Enjoy your birthday, Glaiel.

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

:Birthday
@echo off
echo HAPPY BIRTHDAY
color 12
echo HAPPY BIRTHDAY
color ad
echo HAPPY BIRTHDAY
color ff
echo HAPPY BIRTHDAY
color 74
goto Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Yes I know you hate my guts but im still following my dreams here on Newgrounds NO THANK TO YOU YOU SLIMY PIG. >:(

.bat humor for the win

[Doomsday-One]

At 6/8/09 01:47 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: All the crappy AS jokes ruined this birthday for me

Fine. I was gonna do one with 'Key.isDown(1)', but if it makes you sad...

Happy Birthday anyway!