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Took me a while to figure out he was saying "bonjour monsieur". The guy who sang that mumbled like had some sort of phalloic object in the mouth. Wait, nevermind...

I was afraid of that. Sorry people, but dangling penises are not my cup of tea, and they CERTAINLY aren't my scones, either.

Me, too.

But it was too odd to pass up, and it's even better than kicking frogs on the dehumanize france-o-meter.

You can laugh at Canada's military all you want, but at the end of the day they are doing you yanks over by mooching off yours. If they are suddenly attacked, the US is obliged to help (but then, so is the entire western world I suppose). So they don't need a massive military. More money for them to spend on other domestic things. I'm no expert but from what I can discern, Canada is a nicer place to be than the US. Could the argument be made that it is actually therefore more worth defending? Yet you defend for them? In the end, who is the real winner in this arrangement? Does nature punish for too much masturbation? I certainly hope not.

At 1/31/04 08:32 PM, hired_goon wrote: Does nature punish for too much masturbation?

Rest assured, it does not.

At 1/31/04 08:39 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 1/31/04 08:32 PM, hired_goon wrote: Does nature punish for too much masturbation?

Rest assured, it does not.

Thank god.

At 1/31/04 08:32 PM, hired_goon wrote:

:stuff:

Well its in Americas best interest to defend Canada. First of all we are their biggest trading partner, accounting for I think around a quater of all exports. Many billions of dollars go across the border everyday in trade. Second of all CAnada is a stratgic position if your going to invade the US anda great foothold. You have huge amounts of coastline and a giant undefended border to cross. Plus who really is going to invade CAnada. If anybody it would be the US to invade. And yes if we were invaded the whole western world would come in to our defense, the yanks would just happen to be the first ones there, for one reason or another.

Canada's army is just fine. Our soldiers are very well trained in very tough conditions (damn canadian winter!) but our equipement is out of date. Fortunnatly, the only thing our soldiers do is pile up bags of sand during flood, go to other countries to keep peace and do parades when asked. truth is, can you call a mission a peace keeping mission when you do it pointing a C-7 at the head of the population ?

I've seen canadian troops lately in Sherbrooke, my hometown. They were training for a mission in Afganistan, and Sherbrooke is a mountainous area. Results ? The embassy escape training was a success, but the cave resce simulation failed and they had to collapse the cave. Ho well, nobody's perfect.

Their cars have square wheeles, so I don't think I have any reason to fear them

At 2/1/04 02:18 PM, Gooie wrote: Their cars have square wheeles, so I don't think I have any reason to fear them

good point

At 2/1/04 08:42 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 2/1/04 02:18 PM, Gooie wrote: Their cars have square wheeles, so I don't think I have any reason to fear them

good point

What? That was pretty pathetic, even for gooie... the reason Canada's army is so weak is that we virtually have no enemies. Plus, we're involved in a lot of peace-keeping missions all around the world. Even if our army is pretty sad (and it is), we just don't need to have one. And we helped you guys in Afghanistan, we did half the work, while you bombed us that one time.

And our cars have very round wheels you idiots.

At 2/3/04 12:26 AM, Matty233 wrote:

At 2/1/04 08:42 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 2/1/04 02:18 PM, Gooie wrote: Their cars have square wheeles, so I don't think I have any reason to fear them

good point

What? That was pretty pathetic, even for gooie...

WAIT!!! I can be as pathetic as I want to. I am part Canadian myself and I didn't freak out when South Park (of all of their pot shots taken at Canada) about the cars having square wheels. Give me a break. Red and I add lots of info to these topics and once and a while (when they are really not going anywhere), we will kid around. We all do it. Calm down, it's all in good fun ^_^

At 2/3/04 01:21 PM, Gooie wrote:

I am part Canadian myself and I didn't freak out when South Park (of all of their pot shots taken at Canada) about the cars having square wheels. Give me a break. Red and I add lots of info to these topics and once and a while (when they are really not going anywhere), we will kid around. We all do it. Calm down, it's all in good fun ^_^

wtf are you talking about? That rant was as bad as the time my grandpa lost his fake teeth and started freaking out.

At 2/3/04 07:24 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: wtf are you talking about? That rant was as bad as the time my grandpa lost his fake teeth and started freaking out.

Well, if you took a look at what happened, you'd see that some "Matty" kid got mad at me and red for making fun of Canada. Smooth move, jack@$$

At 2/3/04 07:35 PM, Gooie wrote:
Well, if you took a look at what happened, you'd see that some "Matty" kid got mad at me and red for making fun of Canada. Smooth move, jack@$$

Well, maybe if you QUOTED him I wouldv'e known. Besides, your post was poorly structured and slapped together like a grilled cheese. I had reason to give you a critique. Asshole, wait, sorry, I mean @$$hole.

And maybe if you didn't live in Canada, you may have understood standard written english. Don't start with me, kid. Don't be an asshole an start a flame war with me. I like your views, but if I wanted to be a jackoff like you, I'd critique and scrutinize your posts. Lets shake hands and move on from this, okay?

At 2/3/04 08:39 PM, Gooie wrote: And maybe if you didn't live in Canada, you may have understood standard written english.

Oooooooooooouh, me am canadien, so me not know how to speek anglishe.

Don't start with me, kid.

Oooooooooooooooou, empty threat.I noticed your'e 17 and im 16, so really, your'e as much a kid as I am.

Don't be an asshole an start a flame war with me. I like your views, but if I wanted to be a jackoff like you, I'd critique and scrutinize your posts. Lets shake hands and move on from this, okay?

Sure, whatever.

At 2/4/04 04:19 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:

At 2/3/04 08:39 PM, Gooie wrote: And maybe if you didn't live in Canada, you may have understood standard written english.

Oooooooooooouh, me am canadien, so me not know how to speek anglishe.

No, you don't understand how to read it, but that's okay, you'll get to that point one day.

Don't start with me, kid.

Oooooooooooooooou, empty threat.I noticed your'e 17 and im 16, so really, your'e as much a kid as I am.

Don't be an asshole an start a flame war with me. I like your views, but if I wanted to be a jackoff like you, I'd critique and scrutinize your posts. Lets shake hands and move on from this, okay?

Sure, whatever.

What are you talking about? I'm 19, dumbass. So, compared to me, you are a kid, not a very bright one I might add. Get a life, as in not one that you just go around making flame wars with every other person. You could avoid this in the future by just saying "Sorry, I didn't understand what you meant". Very simple.

At 2/4/04 04:23 PM, Gooie wrote:
What are you talking about? I'm 19, dumbass.

I couldv'e sworn your profile said 17 5 minutes ago...

So, compared to me, you are a kid, not a very bright one I might add.

Get over your power trip of being older than me. I could give you a list of people half my age that are more mature, talented and/or intelligent than both of us combined, thus making the age factor irrelevent. And I don't think your in any position of determining my intelligence either.

Get a life, as in not one that you just go around making flame wars with every other person.

Possibly the most unoriginal insult ever, but oh well.

You could avoid this in the future by just saying "Sorry, I didn't understand what you meant". Very simple.

True, but thats no fun.

At 2/4/04 04:36 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Blah blah, I'm talking out of my ass

I really don't care how mature you think I am. You don't even know me so what makes you think you can tell me anything about who I am? Look, you must be pretty dumb to think that it says or ever said that I was 17, except maybe 2 years ago. Could you just stop being an asshole for, lets see, forever, so everyone can have a political talk, and not a flame war? You can keep going off on a "lets review and rip Gooie" power trip, but I'm not going to waste my time with you anymore.

At 2/4/04 04:46 PM, Gooie wrote:
I really don't care how mature you think I am.

Me neither, so its all good.

You don't even know me so what makes you think you can tell me anything about who I am?

Looking back at the last several posts, it was actually quite the opposite (i.e. you telling me I was dumb, me listening)

Look, you must be pretty dumb to think (proof) that it says or ever said that I was 17, except maybe 2 years ago.

Im still standing by what I said, because it is the truth.

Could you just stop being an asshole for, lets see, forever, so everyone can have a political talk, and not a flame war? You can keep going off on a "lets review and rip Gooie" power trip, but I'm not going to waste my time with you anymore.

I don't think you have grasped that you are new here and I am not. I wasn't flaming you, although now it has escalated pretty high on the flameometer, I was just pointing out that your post made little to no sense. Then you kept coming back and back. What am I to do? Sit there and let a n00b insult me? But whatever, I don't like flaming so I aint responding anymore.

Canada's army couldhave replaced its crappy helicopters earlier with dual rotor ones that would fly if one failes, but out prime minister at the time cancelled it and just put parachutes or something on the old ones.

"if canada and america were in jail, america would be canadas bitch because canadas bigger and on top" Funny thing that doesnt have any meaning and proves nothing.

Our political system is screwed though, from what I know its become more right sided like the usa.

personally i think capitalism wont get us anywhere, if things are run based on maximum profits we'll probably still all be on earth when the sun exlodes.

i just did some searching and it turns out the americans were to cheap to rebuild the white house..... they just painted it over

Damm, there sure are alot of canadians on ng eh? Sometimes it suprises me.

At 2/5/04 05:37 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Damm, there sure are alot of canadians on ng eh? Sometimes it suprises me.

it's not that hard to surprise you, now is it?

The number of posts mean nothing compared to the person's intelligence.

At 2/1/04 02:18 PM, Gooie wrote: Their cars have square wheeles, so I don't think I have any reason to fear them

bahahaha, Terrance and Phillip. <3

Canadian TV makes fun of Americans on a daily basis so it was only natural that Americans would poke fun at Candians.

At 2/5/04 10:33 PM, punk_hippy wrote: Canadian TV makes fun of Americans on a daily basis so it was only natural that Americans would poke fun at Candians.

Yeah. Poking fun is good, but it shouldn't go too far.

At 2/5/04 09:41 PM, Gooie wrote:
it's not that hard to surprise you, now is it?

The number of posts mean nothing compared to the person's intelligence.

What the fuck was that for?

Canada's military is quite poor. Why do we need a military though? Who hates Canada. No one really. And even if someone does hate Canada, if they're going to go to the trouble of attacking us, then they would attack America instead. Because let's face it, everyone(read everyone except Isreal) hates America.

At 2/5/04 10:33 PM, punk_hippy wrote:

At 2/1/04 02:18 PM, Gooie wrote: Their cars have square wheeles, so I don't think I have any reason to fear them

bahahaha, Terrance and Phillip. <3

Canadian TV makes fun of Americans on a daily basis so it was only natural that Americans would poke fun at Candians.

Alot of canadian jokes on america are based on things we see americans do, while americans make up stupid things and say its canadian, like we make square cars or eat bacon. Its funny because the average american is retarded, believe what they're told without question and know nothing of the outside world.

If americans are going to joke about canadians, (go ahead, we make fun of you) it should at least have something to do with actual canada, then maybe it would be funny.

I saw that christmas in canada episode in canada and that just proves that they know nothing of canada, its like making fun of russians saying they have wooden cars, eat live, triangular pigs and have heads larger than their body.