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At 1/23/04 07:40 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: And our army was feared in the first world war as well. Some even say that to counter the poisonous gases, canadian soldiers, not having any gas masks (typical), took pieces of cloth, soaked them with their own urine then covered their faces with them. The where some tough mutherfuckers, the even won the Ypres battle!

Whoa-there.... Don't say anymore. I might have too much respect for you guys now...

I'll remember to piss my pants next time I'm attacked with poison gas.

Heh... Canada has weapons of mass B.O.

man, only someone from the US thinks most of this about Canada. at one time Canada did have the best army, but with our governments since then have completely fucked it up.

At 1/23/04 10:04 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: Canada's a bunch of maniacs anyway.

Really? takes one to know one. so then i guess American's are a bunch of maniacs too. the US averages about 50000+ murders every year, we average about 2000. we got good health care, gun control, job control, etc etc, so dont knock us

I honestly couldn't give two hoots about the size of our army. We have oe, we harldy use it, and sometimes it seems its just there to be ridiculed. But itws all goo. At least I know my government spends its money in better sectors (i.e. healthcare).

At 1/22/04 06:39 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 1/22/04 06:37 PM, Kyle_22 wrote: Canada's army was in the top 5 around the time of WWII, but is there any need for them to maintain a top notch army these days? We're about peace keeping, and that's how I think it should be.

top five?? canuck puh-leaze! =P

I have to agree. Fucking arrogant Canadians. they were barely in the war and the New York Police are better trained than the Canadian army.

At 1/25/04 01:14 AM, AmericanMan69 wrote: I have to agree. Fucking arrogant Canadians. they were barely in the war and the New York Police are better trained than the Canadian army.

Wut the hell?
First of all, u said we were barely involved in that war. Where do you take those informations? We saved many villages and yet, WE WERE ONLY BARELY INVOLVED? And what,s that about calling us arrogant? Ure american, right? Home of the "thoughest army" in the world?

At 1/23/04 06:50 PM, Kyle_22 wrote: How many times did that happen? I only know of one, and that's through the Propagandhi song "(I Want To See) Oka Everywhere" [I think that's the complete title].

It happened in
1990 although it wasn't restricted to Oka/Kanesatake. The residents of Kahnawake were robbed by some troops, had their longhouse broken into (a big religious no-no) and the elderly and young who tried to leave the village had thrown rocks at them by some local montreal white trash as the police just stood by and did nothing. My friend had helicopters land in her grandma's backyard without warning. :\ I think a state of martial law was imposed on 2 Mohawk reserves.

Also, a few weeks ago outside police force was brought into Kanesatake/Oka, resulting in the Grand Chief's house being burned down. I'm still eager to see how the provincial government is going to goof up again.

At 1/23/04 09:51 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Speaking of Rick Mercer, anyone see Monday Report?

I <3 Rick mercer, This Hour Has 22 Minutes is just mediocre without him. But no I haven't seen his new series yet. :\

At 1/25/04 01:14 AM, AmericanMan69 wrote:
I have to agree. Fucking arrogant Canadians. they were barely in the war and the New York Police are better trained than the Canadian army.

Arrogant is never a word that I've heard used to describe Canadians before. And at least your name tells us exactly where you stand on everything.
When referring to the two world wars, we were in for the whole thing. In both wars, America entered near the end, and claims the victory for itself.
And I'd very much like to see the training the NYCPD goes through. Perhaps you have a link or have experienced both sets of training. I can assure you, Canadian training isn't done in one's bathing suit with probation for splashing.

At 1/25/04 01:14 AM, AmericanMan69 wrote:

I have to agree. Fucking arrogant Canadians. they were barely in the war and the New York Police are better trained than the Canadian army.

ARROGANT? barely in the war?
where were all the american in europe during WW2?
they were most in Asia fighting off Japan. the British, Canadians, French and Soviets were in europe

you need to learn your history and above all else, some respect

At 1/23/04 07:40 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: ...took pieces of cloth, soaked them with their own urine then covered their faces with them. The where some tough mutherfuckers,

I would of used water myself.....

r<K

Oh please.

Biplanes...

At 1/25/04 06:27 PM, red_skunk wrote:
I would of used water myself.....

You would have died yourself.....

I think Canada's army still uses Jeeps because we still feel special about then after Ewin Rommel ordered his troops to avoid damaging Canadian Jeeps, and to capture them.

Either that, or we're really broke.

At 1/26/04 12:56 AM, Ted_Easton wrote:

ink Canada's army still uses Jeeps because we still feel special about then after Ewin Rommel ordered his troops to avoid damaging Canadian Jeeps, and to capture them.

How many games of Capture the Jeep has your team won, anyway?

I'm proud to announce that we're only 20 points behind ourselves.

At 1/25/04 01:14 AM, AmericanMan69 wrote:

At 1/22/04 06:39 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 1/22/04 06:37 PM, Kyle_22 wrote: Canada's army was in the top 5 around the time of WWII, but is there any need for them to maintain a top notch army these days? We're about peace keeping, and that's how I think it should be.

top five?? canuck puh-leaze! =P

I have to agree. Fucking arrogant Canadians. they were barely in the war and the New York Police are better trained than the Canadian army.

HUH! We kicked the muthafuckin' US's ASS the last time we was in a war with YOU all, beatches!

At 1/26/04 12:56 AM, Ted_Easton wrote:

At 1/25/04 06:27 PM, red_skunk wrote:
I would of used water myself.....

You would have died yourself.....

Because I don't want to wrap a piss rag around my face?

At 1/26/04 02:25 PM, BaKsHi wrote: No you didn't. You only burned down the White House. We quickly built a new one. It wasn't going to last anyways, it was made out of wood.

We are the only country in the world to have succesfully destroyed the White HOuse. And I believe we did win, because we are still here, with all our original land.

At 1/26/04 03:22 PM, red_skunk wrote: Because I don't want to wrap a piss rag around my face?

Yes, because that's what saved them. A chemical in the urine neutralizes the gas.

I think its the amonia, just like how you pee on a jellyfish sting. Remember the Friends epesoide where they go to the beach and piss on someones foot in Joey's hole.(he dug a deep hole in the sand you dirty people).

God sent Bush to get Sadam in an attempt to stop the death in Iraq. Does this mean God got Sadam and that he also failed?

It was the CAnadians who burned down the WH, maybe a British commander said to do it, but none the less the CAnadians got the job done. I think it was just to show Hey we can get you anywhere anytime type thing, and that we are willing to fight back. Similar to 9/11 was a message that we can get you any time any where, al;though they where sent for different reasons.

At 1/26/04 03:43 PM, Ted_Easton wrote:

At 1/26/04 03:22 PM, red_skunk wrote: Because I don't want to wrap a piss rag around my face?

Yes, because that's what saved them. A chemical in the urine neutralizes the gas.

Bah, however you want to justify it, go ahead. I'll just stay out of this Candian circle jerk..

THIS IS WAY too much CANADIAN knowledge. God SAVE US ALL!!!

Canada good. Ganada good.... Ganada.. Good.

I reallly didn't know Canada even had an army!!!! What do their marines do? Cry at Al Queda?? Gimme a break... Com'on. Canadian's military might? Com'on it's CANADA!!!

... Canada's good, my precious...

At 1/26/04 09:24 AM, Ted_Easton wrote: I'm proud to announce that we're only 20 points behind ourselves.

Oh. make that -21.

*drives away in Ted's jeep*

*ditches it because he can't stand the smell of goat ass*

At 1/30/04 01:08 AM, TheShrike wrote: *ditches it because he can't stand the smell of goat ass*

Speaking of goat ass, what's that new sig?

Click on Bonjour or the sig to find out.

At 1/30/04 02:19 PM, TheShrike wrote: Click on Bonjour or the sig to find out.

wow, that was amazing.

worse than badgers.