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Posted at: 6/7/09 12:56 AM
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I was in my granny's farm and there was a bunch of chickens running around (i think behind a mouse or something) and one got his lil feet stuck in a mouse trap. it was pretty gross.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 12:57 AM
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Aww, did it get hurt?
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Wow, that's not even remotely funny.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 12:59 AM
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not very funny, funny man,
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I thought this was going to be about someone that got their male sexual reproduction organ caught ion a mouse trap.
Did the cock bleed?
Posted at: 6/7/09 01:01 AM
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I expected this topic to be an over-used deceiving title. I expected it all the way, because it is now old and silly.
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Oh....I thought this was going to be a thread about how a man got his penis stuck in a mouse trap while performing a BDMS related activity.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 01:02 AM
Hey people, how is this supposed to be a funny? A cock got caught in a mouse trap. I don't know why anyone should think that it would be funny.
At 6/7/09 12:59 AM, flashwarrior wrote: Did the cock bleed?
yeah, a lot. Then we had to cut 2 fingers (or claws, idk) to release it. but now it's walking ok.
Posted at: 6/7/09 01:04 AM
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Pics or it definately happened.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 01:05 AM
At 6/7/09 01:04 AM, UberCream wrote: Pics or it definately didn't happen.
fixed?
Posted at: 6/7/09 01:34 AM
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At 6/7/09 12:59 AM, flashwarrior wrote: I thought this was going to be about someone that got their male sexual reproduction organ caught ion a mouse trap. Did the cock bleed?
I thought this too.
Posted at: 6/7/09 01:37 AM
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At 6/7/09 12:56 AM, VirusN wrote: I was in my granny's farm and there was a bunch of chickens running around (i think behind a mouse or something) and one got his lil feet stuck in a mouse trap. it was pretty gross.
I don't think ANYONE saw that coming... A true reminder that originality is thriving on the Newgrounds forums.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 01:48 AM
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Oh the HUMOR
Seriously, hasn't this joke gotten old yet?
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Posted at: 6/7/09 03:26 AM
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At 6/7/09 12:58 AM, Eye8UrBrains wrote: deceiving topic is deceiving
Yeh and I even read it twice
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Posted at: 6/7/09 03:31 AM
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Aww, poor thing clean the wound with lye!
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Posted at: 6/7/09 03:32 AM
At 6/7/09 01:04 AM, UberCream wrote: Pics or it definately happened.
timestamp plox
Posted at: 6/7/09 03:37 AM
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Who keeps a mouse trap in their barn? Just get a cat or something!
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At 6/7/09 12:57 AM, ngfan14 wrote: Aww, did it get hurt?
Now that's a bad question!
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Posted at: 6/7/09 03:39 AM
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It's sad how most people came here to actually see a penis in a mouse trap.
Including me.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 03:40 AM
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Almost funny. I fell for it.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 03:41 AM
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I found this amusing. Mo' please.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 03:52 AM
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A CHICKEN IS NOT A COCK.
A ROOSTER IS A COCK.
this thread fails very hard.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 03:55 AM
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Whats up with the misleading thread titles these days?
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Posted at: 6/7/09 05:55 AM
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Oh... I see what you did there.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 06:08 AM
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deffinetly the replys were OVER 9000 times funnier then the starting post.
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Posted at: 6/7/09 07:47 AM
At 6/7/09 03:52 AM, ChaDMcBaDD wrote: A CHICKEN IS NOT A COCK. A ROOSTER IS A COCK. this thread fails very hard.
I think it's more like a chicken can be a hen or a rooster. A rooster is a cock, a hen is not a cock, a chicken can be a cock.
Posted at: 6/7/09 07:48 AM
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I see what you did there. AMICOOLNAO?
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Posted at: 6/7/09 09:04 AM
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you should learn how to make correct topic headers...
btw: what's the meaning of this thread???
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Posted at: 6/7/09 09:43 AM
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aww, poor little guy
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