the worst thing u've done at skool?

[LynnieTHM]

I had to dance (AN IRISH JIG) today and i "voleentered" to sing at some concert in a couple months.

Wots the worst or most embarassing thing that's happened to you all at school?

[rancid-alan]

I met a guy named lynnie_mcp and he couldn't spell.

[MLpVertigo13]

Lots of things have happened to me. Nothing really a big deal.
Get pushed into the girls bathroom, sit in my principal's seat and desk and get her car keys. Tons of detentions. Play game boy in front of my teacher and she never noticed and i beat the game. Ehh so nothing great.

[BrownCow]

Once in college i punched a girl, i really feel bad about it now, but she is a very manish girl i was walking behind her an she spate at me, an like she nearly got me an i just punched her, she fell down and here eye was blackend, :(, i was really tired and not in the mood for anything, i wish i didnt i said sorry like a hundred times, god i'm an asshole :(.

[hoass169]

I got expelled from two different schools does that count?

[Apherial]

Fighting with a mallgoth because he became offended by my remark "Slipknot sucks". He pushed me, I slammed him into a locker, hit him in the nose and almost broke it. I'm normally passive and non-violent, I swear...

[Alastor]

At 1/22/04 06:12 PM, BrownCow wrote: i was really tired and not in the mood for anything, i wish i didnt i said sorry like a hundred times, god i'm an asshole :(.

Oh well. If it was a guy the punch would be a little justified.

[EsplinTwenkaar]

umm lets see worst thing........umm lemme go over teh list:
bitch slap a teacher

kick a teacher in da nuts

punch a teacher in the stomach AND face

kick a student in the nuts

punch a student in the face and stomach.....

made the fat guy that was always picked on()i never picked on em cuz im not exactly the smallest person either)go off on some1 that was picking on him,and the kid ended up in the hospital,and the big dood got expelled and i never got mentioned :)

me and my friend made this vice principal,who came from a juvinial center down in oakland where the gangs all go after being caught,run home and cry and the next day once he saw my friend he proceeded to go to the principals office and cry(we followed him)and quit :) im proud of that 1 cuz he constantly got kidz in trouble without them doing anything,he deserved it.

beat up this nerdy kid for making fun of my last name

helped a kid,who accedintally brought his skinning knife(the one he left in his backpack after he went hunting) not get caught with it,when they were doing searches,even tho u can be charged with 3 felonies and expelled for hiding a knife(especially one that bad)

beat a kid bloody for picking on this nerdy kid, and stabbing him,and stealing from him(i beat up the kid that did the stabbing,dont get me confused)(i think that was a good dead tho....)

i got into a fight with this kid that accidentally bumped into me,and we both kicked each others asses(we both started the fight as the same time and finished the fight at the same time,with punches) we were escorted to the nurses office and we ended up becoming friends(we never lost that fight,either of us......we ju8st couldnt walk afterwards :)
i think that one was the most embarassing,it was the only fight that i didnt win(at school)

i made about 12 girls cry(seperate times) for picking on other girls(i didnt make them cry for making fun of the other girls but made them cry,just because they pissed me off)

and the worst thing ive ever done is.......i transfered to home school and havnt got into any fights,or get into any trouble at all

p.s. most of the trouble i got into was at a school in berkley and a christian school...

im happy at the things i did when i was 6-14....lol

at least i cleaned up in the last 2 years.....kinda....

[Rebel40000]

Well, I was accused of bringing a gun to school. But that turned out false. Stupid kids think they can get me in trouble...

[Alastor]

I'm not exactly a bad person at school.
But the worse thing I did was start a fight with a chinese kid only for it to be broken up in five seconds.

[Earfetish]

I've floored a few little kids (and by little I mean 10 or 11), but they were really cocky and smart arsed. They were looking for trouble, and they deserved what they got.

[BrownCow]

At 1/22/04 06:15 PM, AlastorTheDevil wrote: Oh well. If it was a guy the punch would be a little justified.

It was just a reaction, like i seen her spite and i remember saying
"oh my god!!! fucking slag" then hitting her in the eye.

[Rebel40000]

If you want to know the worst thing I ever did... In the 7th grade I had the bitchiest teacher ever named Mrs. Tulkoff (which I secretly nicknamed her Tickoff). This woman would get mad at anything, I once got detention for passing gas. She also complained 24/7, and made students rub her shoulders. Well, near the beginning of the first semester, she really pissed me off. In a rage, I kicked a stool down (I bent one of the legs on that thing!), went to the door, turned around and gave her the bird (the look on her face, PRICELESS!!). Well, she called the security officer on me, but damn, that was the best time I had. But then again that's what happens after storing all that anger and frustration for so long.

[Rabid-Echidna]

At 1/22/04 06:25 PM, BrownCow wrote:

It was just a reaction, like i seen her spite and i remember saying
"oh my god!!! fucking slag" then hitting her in the eye.

ha ha...slag.

[leeboy105]

I remember being kinda pushed into a fight. The other kid thought he was 'hard' and tough, so he ran and me. I proceeded to pick him up just as he reached me and throw him down. After doing this twice more, he didn't want to fight anymore and run away. I was put into isolation from the rest of the school for one day in a room. I'm am actually a passive person usually.

[EsplinTwenkaar]

At 1/22/04 06:31 PM, Rebel40000 wrote: If you want to know the worst thing I ever did... In the 7th grade I had the bitchiest teacher ever named Mrs. Tulkoff (which I secretly nicknamed her Tickoff). This woman would get mad at anything, I once got detention for passing gas. She also complained 24/7, and made students rub her shoulders. Well, near the beginning of the first semester, she really pissed me off. In a rage, I kicked a stool down (I bent one of the legs on that thing!), went to the door, turned around and gave her the bird (the look on her face, PRICELESS!!). Well, she called the security officer on me, but damn, that was the best time I had. But then again that's what happens after storing all that anger and frustration for so long.

nice man tho i would have tried to fuse the stool and the wall together :)
or the teachers head and the stool.....but the wall would be cooler cuz then the next class sees it sticking out :)
i had a teacher just like her.......if it wasnt for me getting switched classes,i think by the teacher i hated, i probable would have fused the chair legs with the wall....its not that hard the walls are basically cheap cardboard.....and one time another teachers chair broke(back half of the legs fell backwards....)and the back legs went thru the wall and the teachers head made a small impression into the wall....so yea school walls are very cheap...(if u go to a school that was built less that 50 years ago....)
i was a bad egg :)!!!!!

[BrownCow]

At 1/22/04 06:31 PM, Rebel40000 wrote: I once got detention for passing gas.

lol, once when my school was crazy and i mean crazy the teachers were scared of the kids, i fart an a teacher went you ment that detention, (He must have thought i will bully the one who looks inocent, and ignore everyone else fight eating playing cards ect ect) an i got mad and my pure i stood up walked over an an went what, he said "you ment it" i replyed "i fuckin never you nest egg head and if i get a detention i will kill you inj the street" an then everyone was going (lier to scare him) " go ed lad , get ya knife out, if he does anythin will sort him dead quick" lol that was a cool time :)

i have loads more story but i will share them with every one at a later date.

[EsplinTwenkaar]

At 1/22/04 06:38 PM, leeboy105 wrote: I remember being kinda pushed into a fight. The other kid thought he was 'hard' and tough, so he ran and me. I proceeded to pick him up just as he reached me and throw him down. After doing this twice more, he didn't want to fight anymore and run away. I was put into isolation from the rest of the school for one day in a room. I'm am actually a passive person usually.

you had the chance top pick up a kid and throw him into a wall or door and u didnt :( at least rub his head hard into the stucko(the hard shit,like big sandpaper,thats usually painted onto the gym outside walls.....) really hard till he loses his hair or sarts bleeding.....

[shazzam]

Study.

[Rabid-Echidna]

Or you should have infused the teachers head, the stool, AND the wall together.

[EsplinTwenkaar]

At 1/22/04 06:42 PM, BrownCow wrote:

At 1/22/04 06:31 PM, Rebel40000 wrote: I once got detention for passing gas.

i fart an a teacher went you ment that detention, (He must have thought i will bully the one who looks inocent, and ignore everyone else fight eating playing cards ect ect) an i got mad and my pure i stood up walked over an an went what, he said "you ment it" i replyed "i fuckin never you nest egg head and if i get a detention i will kill you inj the street" an then everyone was going (lier to scare him) " go ed lad , get ya knife out, if he does anythin will sort him dead quick":

i did not understand a damn thing u just said...but it was kewl cuz i said fart AND fuckin......still confusing tho....
yea u really confused me there.....i think u had a canfrontation with a bully of a teacher when u farted and he said sumtin like "yea go ahead bring ur knife out".....but im not sure

[alexsmolik]

Worst thing or most embarassing?
Most embarassing : When teachers told me off in front of my parents because I had done a bad thingy you know, and they were all like blablabla your son is bad blablabla and I was like fuck off and shit I was all embarassed to make my parents feel embarassed about me.

Worst thing ? Hmm ... Maybe when I jumped on the professor's table while he was on it and taking the trash and putting it under my ass and making it look as if I was taking a crap in the trash. Good times. I got in so so much trouble.
There was also this time when I jumped like 20 huge stairs with a friend. When I landed, I pulled both arms to the sky and screamed a victory roam. But there was a teacher that assisted the whole thing and she took us both to the principal's and I also had much much trouble.
Otherwise it's stuff that I haven't been caught. Some pretty funny shit. School is fun.

[BrownCow]

At 1/22/04 06:48 PM, EsplinTwenkaar wrote: i did not understand a damn thing u just said

tired typeing dont you love it? well fuck it, i am going to bed.

to sum it up, a teacher wonted to give me detention for farting, i threatend to stab him, and the rest of the class started saying "going get your knife out" as if i had a knife to scare the teacher, bed time for me .

[Mindgame]

Err... this is kinda lame, in 5th grade we would always set our watches every 5 minutes so they would beep and we would clam their broken. I had a paranoid teacher so we would fake wisper to each other while looking at her and she would freak out. We would sit on our chairs backwards and i dont know half way through the year the teacher left due to personal reasons. She yelled at us a couple of times and said we were the worst kids she ever taugh and she was leaving cause of us which broke our fragile 5th grade souls...not really but everyone blammes us for making her leave. Its really lame and stupid but we were just little kids.

[chickenkicker]

well lets see... when I was in elementary school(5th grade) my principal kicked me in the back of my leg 'cause I was ignoring him so I turned around and kicked him in the shins and punched him a time or two. He wanted to expell me but my parents threatned to sue him for assulting me so I didn't get into trouble...

In jr. high my pe teacher used to spy on us when we showered and I called him on it and threatened to report him to the school distric and for some reason I got a c+ in the class and I only had a 21%, dunno how that happened :)

In highschool my class gave our pe teacher a nervous breakdown in the middle of class, wasn't so much me as it was alot of other people but I still played a part in it.

Broke into my elementary school 3 or 4 times after dark and raided the food in the cafeteria, ok more like 7 or 8 times actually.

that's all I can think of for now....

[Rabid-Echidna]

At 1/22/04 07:12 PM, chickenkicker wrote:

In jr. high my pe teacher used to spy on us when we showered and I called him on it and threatened to report him to the school distric and for some reason I got a c+ in the class and I only had a 21%, dunno how that happened :)

So many people will never know the simple joys of blackmail...

[Mindgame]

At 1/22/04 07:12 PM, chickenkicker wrote:
In jr. high my pe teacher used to spy on us when we showered and I called him on it and threatened to report him to the school distric and for some reason I got a c+ in the class and I only had a 21%, dunno how that happened :)

Uggg god that sick and freaky, that basturd should be locked up.

[AleksM]

Hmmm the most embarrising thing for me? Was probably all the guys in my class acted gay. And one guy actually took it to far and lay a big smack on my cheek, Ofcourse I punched him.. Got sent to the office. But no suspension! BUYA!

[chickenkicker]

yeah that was like 8 years ago and I heard the sicko still teaches there too

[LynnieTHM]

At 1/22/04 05:55 PM, ACDC_AONGHAS wrote: I met a guy named lynnie_mcp and he couldn't spell.

I'm a girl you twat!